Wacky dictionary

[Loren Pechtel]

Mammogram: A service that delivers breasts.

Football: A game whose primary purpose is the recovery of a 25 cent coin.

 

[Tom in Napa]

Fact - (You know what it is.)

Fict - Not a fact.

 

[Draconis]

Telepath - someone who murders TVs.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Computer - a device created for the creation, distribution and storage of porn

 

[Keith&Co.]

demonstruating - When the hooker pulls down her pants to demonstrate to the judge she could not have been soliciting in the hotel lobby because she's having her period

minibar - a fence that only tall people can step over.

 

[Draconis]

polygon - word used to describe an escaped parrot

 

[Draconis]

Baby changing room - place where you go to swap your baby for another one

 

[Draconis]

Pickup Truck: 1) a vehicle specially designed for getting dates. 2) a vehicle with a convenient carrying handle.

Costume Drama: big fuss made because someone can't find their clothes.

 

[+or-1]

Pas de deux -- father of twins.

 

[Wiploc]

minibar - a fence that only tall people can step over.

Minibar- 1000 times as capacious as a millibar.

 

[Draconis]

Binary star - famous conjoined twins

Lighthouse - dwelling that needs to be tied down or else it will blow away.

 

[bilby]

Pig arc - The ruler of a police state.

 

[Draconis]

Hair Drier - a towel for a Prince.

High Wind - farting at 10,000 feet.

Highland Fling - 1) love affair at the top of a mountain. 2) Peculiar event at Highland Games whereby people throw mountains.

 

[Draconis]

Ozone - an area set aside for debtors.

 

[bilby]

Polypeptides - Gravitational influences on the mood of parrots.

 

[Draconis]

Reproduction Furniture - a bed

 

[Draconis]

Horseradish - a plant that's been shouting too much

Dim Sum - a stupid equation

 

[C_Mucius_Scaevola]

Splint - to run very fast with a broken leg.

 

[bilby]

Duel Citizen - One whose right to residency was won in trial by combat.

 

[Cerberus]

polygon - word used to describe an escaped parrot

polyprodigal - a word to describe a contrite returnee parrot.

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Splint - to run very fast with a broken leg.

I thought it was Chinese for 'sprint'. Oh well, you live and learn!