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religion - a practice where people believe that an unknowable entity created the universe
 
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand
And that's not what you planned
That's a moray.

When our habits are strange
And our customs deranged
That's our mores.

When your mule’s eating lunch
And you bring ‘nother bunch
That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife
She gets stabbed with a knife
That's a Moor, eh?
 
Wiploc said:
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand
And that's not what you planned
That's a moray.

When our habits are strange
And our customs deranged
That's our mores.

When your mule’s eating lunch
And you bring ‘nother bunch
That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife
She gets stabbed with a knife
That's a Moor, eh?
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When a guy mows his lawn
And his mower breaks down
That's a Murray.
 
Ginsing: The out-of-tune musical vocalizations driven by juniper-flavored ethanol.
 
Typolocutionist - Someone who reads another person's typos out loud, then laughs as if the typist was trying to deliberately coin a new silly word.
 
Mouseful - a volume of food or drink approximately equal to the volume of a typical adult specimen of the species Mus Musculus

"I burst out laughing, and sprayed a mouseful of coffee all over my keyboard".
 
bilby said:
Mouseful - a volume of food or drink approximately equal to the volume of a typical adult specimen of the species Mus Musculus

"I burst out laughing, and sprayed a mouseful of coffee all over my keyboard".
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Now it's a Keyboardful.
 
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