Well... it's Trump... again. #47, here we go.

[Jarhyn]

Date: 2029
Chicago -- Damages hearing, Epstein Victims Compensation Program v. Donald J. Trump
Judge Halsey: Damages are herewith set at 4.5 billion, to be accessed by public auction of resort properties and crypto sales.
Trump (jumps up, pushes his lawyer aside) This has been a witch hunt and you, judge, are a terrible judge and a terrible person. I have been persecuted more than Jesus Christ. I want to shit on all of you.
Judge Halsey: Quiet, piggy. Bailiff, restrain the defendant.
Trump: Get your goddamn hands off me. Are you a Mexican??
Bailiff: Quiet, piggy.

Date: 2031
The Hague -- summation of World v. Donald J. Trump
World Court President Yuji: You, Donald Trump, have been found guilty of international blackmail, collusion with mass murderers, collusion with Saudi bone-saw murderers, corruption and extortion and bribery such as the world has never seen, and felony loathsomeness.
Trump: What the fuck is your name. Yuji?? I can't even say your first name. (reads from index card) Iwa - Iwasas -- Iwahasha -- I'll spell it. I-w-a-s-a-w-a. What the hell is that? People made fun of covfefe, but that's unbelievable. You can't judge me with a name like that.
Yuji: Quiet, piggy.

Date: Not ascertained
Heaven, Purgatory Court, hearing room 7
Jehovah: Petitioner has presented several documents, which the court cannot credential as valid. Also an amicus curiae filing, signed "DLH", which is so garbled as to be unparseable. This court cannot accept anonymous filings. Also, TLDR, and that's putting it mildly.
Trump: You need to shut up. I have a suite picked out for me by some of our topflight TV preachers, and it has been paid for in advance.
Jehovah: Quiet, piggy. (nods to bouncer seraph) Time to earn your pay, seraph.

Date: Five minutes after purgatory hearing
Hell
Satan: This has been a long time coming, Donald.
Trump: You expect me to live here? Okay, I get it, torture chamber. But I want gold trimmings everywhere, and a gold chalice, and gold paint, and -- what's this, a rack? -- I want it to be gold.
Satan and assorted demons: Quiet, piggy.
Satan: You'll oink when we say.

Did Trump just give us all a clap-back that might stick?

 

[Swammerdami]

I wasn't sure about @thebeave . Maybe he just feels like a persecuted male who hates DEI and hates paying taxes to support Welfare Mama's kids, so supports Trump knowing how despicable he is, but thinking of him "as the lesser of two evils." We know there are many who vote for Trump while professing to despise him.
But ...

Oh well just another nothing statement by Trump nobody needs to worry about, and if you do you have TDS. Carl Sagan approves.

Dude, you're getting a little fired up, and its leading to a derail.

The facts about Khashoggi are well known, as is the undeniable complicity of MBS in his assassination. His only crime was denouncing the evil MBS regime. He was a legal resident (green-card holder) of the U.S., where he held an "O visa" for individuals of "extraordinary ability".

To denounce this innocent man and praise the virtues of the despicable dictator who murdered him is "par of the course" from our despicable, psychopathic Liar-in-Chief: "Dog bites man" -- Not a news story. Neither is "Trump spouts lies."

But to read that thebeave swallows Trump's blatant lies on this topic is ... disappointing.

 

[Swammerdami]

Date: Not ascertained
Heaven, Purgatory Court, hearing room 7
Jehovah: Petitioner has presented several documents, which the court cannot credential as valid. Also an amicus curiae filing, signed "DLH", which is so garbled as to be unparseable. This court cannot accept anonymous filings. Also, TLDR, and that's putting it mildly.
Trump: You need to shut up. I have a suite picked out for me by some of our topflight TV preachers, and it has been paid for in advance.
Jehovah: Quiet, piggy. (nods to bouncer seraph) Time to earn your pay, seraph.

On arrival, St. Peter takes The Orange Potus on a tour ending up in the Presidential section. The Orange One sees Bill Clinton being thoroughly serviced 24/7 by Monica Lewinsky's talented tongue. Despite enduring this for centuries Clinton continually moans in ecstasy, though Monica is looking haggard.
"How would you like this for eternity?" (In his excitement, Trump is speechless but nods vigorously.)
"OK. -- Monica, report to Paradise; your penance is complete. Your permanent replacement has arrived."


(Apropos of the recently revealed message by Mark Epstein about "Trump blowing Bubba.")