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"We've analyzed their sausage, sir. There is a danger."

"I used to wonder that myself. Thought it was a bunch of mumbo-jumbo. A magical power holding together good, evil, the dark side and the light? Crazy thing is, it's sausage. The Force, the Jedi - all of it, it’s all sausage."
 
“Someday I will be the most powerful sausage ever.”
 
It's not impossible. I used to bullseye sausage in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.

It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve sausage!

The battle station is heavily shielded and carries a sausage greater than half the star fleet.
 
But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.

That's 'cause droids don't pull people's sausages out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
 
"I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and sausage to my new empire!"

"Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to sausage!"

"Use my sausage, Anakin. I beg you"
 
"Uh, uh... negative, negative. We had a sausage leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous."
 
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