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Don2 (Don1 Revised)

Don2 (Don1 Revised)

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I live in the US. If two things happen, I will move to Canada: 1. Trump becomes President and 2. the Zika virus becomes an epidemic here. If Trump became President, I would be extremely annoyed at people's stupidity but I'd put up with it for 4 years. If the Zika virus became an epidemic, I'd stay inside all the time.

Now if both things happened, it's not just that suddenly I'd want to be a hermit. I'd also imagine sick people with brain problems becoming his followers and Trump having no competence in trying to solve the problem--no belief in science either. Big risk of Apocalypse.

In Canada I could go off the grid, somewhere away from mosquitos and crazy USAmerican zombies/citizens/dittoheads.

Okay, so how about you?
 
I reside in the Yukon. There has been some talk about forming our own country by fencing out those south of the 60th parallel and annexing Alaska, but not until we send the Palin clan to the lower 48.
 
All these Americans wanting to come to Canada... I think we need to build a wall to keep them out. Donald Trump can pay for it.
 
Does Canada have any provinces in the South Pacific? Because I am Minnesotan, we are like Canada but with an attitude!
 
Quebec or Vancouver...

I went through this when Bush was elected. My wife didn't want to leave her parents. So, stuck here in Noo Yawk, which is not a bad fate.
 
I don't believe that I wrote that everywhere or anywhere in Canada is where I'd go but instead to those kinds of locations that would be absent Trump, his minions, and mosquitoes. For example, near to Resolute.
 
If Trump won, I'd have to seriously consider it. W wasn't good. But Trump and the subsequent shit after him could make America inhospitable. It'd be something to have two relatively good Democrat presidencies followed by needless Republican presidencies. Sure... the US has had unprecedented peace time growth under Clinton, but let's elect the former alcoholic that can't speak good instead of Gore... he's a good manager.

Now we are looking at, sure Obama helped America rise up from the Great Recession and employment is doing pretty well, but fuck it, let's give the White House to a sociopathic narcissist who has almost no handle on domestic or foreign policy... he is a good manager and great Tweeter!

Bruce Peninsula would be quite nice, though I'd settle for Wawa... Marathon if you pull my arm hard enough. I can open a restaurant or something.
Bomb#20 said:
Don2 (Don1 Revised) said:
In Canada I could go off the grid, somewhere away from mosquitos
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:realitycheck:

Um, have you been to Canada?
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Fuck mosquitoes! It's the black flies that are awful... they are almost as bad as wasps. They hate life and want everyone to suffer.
 
There black flies in Michigan UP, but they're only around a couple of weeks.


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