When my Gf wakes me up with a blow job

[Crazy Eddie]

Should I report the rape?

Only if you're gay.

Or if you hate blowjobs.

Or if your girlfriend doesn't actually live with you and has been sneaking into your house to do this.

Or if you think your girlfriend is mentally unstable and may bite it off one of these mornings.

Less simplistic than I realized, now that I'm thinking about it.

 

[rousseau]

No you make her breakfast.

 

[gmbteach]

No you make her breakfast.

 

[whichphilosophy]

^^^It sure beats an alarm clock.

Some years ago in the UK the company Goblin marketed Tea Maker alarm clocks (Goblin Teasmade) hence the joke "Wake up to a Goblin Teas Maid"
This is currently enjoying a revival. Maybe if she makes you a cup of tea as well it won't be that bad.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teasmade

 

[Kharakov]

http://existentialcomics.com/comic/3