The Other Boleyn Girl
1/10
So this started out kinda interesting
But it quickly went downhill, up another hill and down that one as well
Pretty much everything about this movie fails
The love story fails
The characters are all utterly stupid
Even the costuming was bland and uninteresting
They took real life people (Fascinating real life people) and made them all boring and terrible
Except for one and that was Ana Torrent as Katherine of Aragon who is about the only person to escape this movie with any dignity
So just give this one a miss
The Proposal
3/10
So we move onto a romantic comedy with Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock
And it isn't bad
It isn't particularly interesting either and it is pretty easy to imagine a guy with a checklist behind the camera ticking off each romcom plot point along the way
If there is nothing on then you could do worse then this but I wouldn't go out of my way to see it again
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
3/10
So this is the sequel to the big hit the Hunger Games
And I guess if you like the first movie this this one should be right up your alley
But for me the villains never really evolve to meet the new ideas of the brewing revolution, seeming to react with all the subtlety and intelligence of a 5 year old stealing a smaller kids lunch money
Which means they are not really menacing or interesting when the "big twist" happens
The "Love triangle" is just laughable and silly
And the whole "Hunger Games" bit is even more drab and sanitised then the first with most deaths being off screen and the contestants mostly just being faces with little to no personality behind them (Even more so then the first movie)
But at least they solved the excessive shaky cam problem the first had
So some enjoyment but overall not that impressive
The Birds
5/10
So I finally got around to some Hitchcock starting with his killer birds
And while I liked it, I wasn't blown away by it
Mostly I just found it to be a little too slow
And I know Hitchcock is all about slowly building suspense, but I thought this one dragged alot at the start
When the birds began to actually get involved to a greater degree this movie really picked up and in the last 1/3 of the movie there are some awesome moments
But the start was a bit much for my liking
Psycho
7/10
Holy cow was Anthony Perkins a creepy fellow as Norman Bates
And I think he is one of the reasons I liked this movie more then Birds
That guy on his own was worth the movie
And overall I liked the pacing of this more
And I already knew the ending before seeing this but I don;t think it diminished my view of his performance at all
Definitely a good movie
Wheels on Meals
2/10
So this is an early Jackie Chan movie and boy is it a stinker
Pretty much all its appeal is in the last 25 minutes or so
Everything before that is just slow, boring and tortuous .......nothing
Seriously nothing happens for about 4/5 of the movie
So just youtube the last part and skip the rest
Warning: The following reviews could get a little fanboyish
Thor 2: The Dark World
7/10
Now this movie has it's flaws (Natalie Portman kinda fails against the other actors around her)
But dangit I still just love this movie
I love Tom Hiddleston as Loki and Chris Hemsworth as Thor
I love Rene Russon kicking the bad guys butt
I love the sepctacle and what they tried to do
Flawed yes, but IMO a good flawed and entertaining all round
Iron Man
7/10
The first Iron Man movie still holds up really well IMO
The effects are all brilliant, the acting is all well done and the story is well paced and action packed
So whatever flaws this movie has are easily forgotten and the overall presentation still ranks among Marvels best
The Avengers
9/10
This movie is awesome
It is pure spectacle and it hits every superhero nerdy fantasy button I have
So yeah
I love it