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....Family did not reply to text messages but their thoughts are with him ....
....Family did not reply to text messages but their thoughts are with him ....
DolphinDynasty
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"To be laid to rest at Holy Tabernacle or <enter holy house here> . . . " lol, as I plan on dying on Mars, preferably from some crazy idea I had and then being shunted into space or settled without a grave marker or coffin, any obituary or epitaph.
I think I'd rather they just point t some cool machinery and say "I learned about that thing over there from her . . .
But I'm a nerd and nuts for whirly, twirly, button-riddled cog and wheels and the jiggery bits to anything with a plug in it. And I've often told people Id like them to just think when they remember me, not say anything at all, cuz talk is cheap, and thoughts can grow into whole cities with the right tools.
I think I'd rather they just point t some cool machinery and say "I learned about that thing over there from her . . .
But I'm a nerd and nuts for whirly, twirly, button-riddled cog and wheels and the jiggery bits to anything with a plug in it. And I've often told people Id like them to just think when they remember me, not say anything at all, cuz talk is cheap, and thoughts can grow into whole cities with the right tools.