He is an old man that has already reproduced way too many times. Not eligible for a Darwin.
Not true, Jimmy.
The Darwin Awards purposefully chose not to consider offspring. It would complicate the awarding process.
It's all about doing something lethally stupid to remove you from the gene pool, independent of existing offspring, or hysterectomies, vasectomies, etc., that already removed you from the gene pool.
But for a Darwin, he has to remove himself. Charging into an active shooter situation without a gun, slapping an aide with a concealed carry permit, electrocuting himself trying to tweet in the shower, that sort of thing.
We can't vote him out.
Nor would him having a heart attack on top of a porn star count, or falling down the stairs off of Air Force One, or having a seizure while testifying.
Although, if he plans to
fake a seizure during testimony, and he has a real one, but his team doesn't realize it's real, and they only pretend to sweep his airway, that might count.
