You're a burglar...

[Atheos]

Some of you folks' definition of "mildly inconvenience" needs calibration.

I'd steal enough links out of the chain that pulls the flapper valve to force the toilet to leak constantly into the bowl and refill about every 15 minutes.

 

[Elixir]

Some of you folks' definition of "mildly inconvenience" needs calibration.

I'd steal enough links out of the chain that pulls the flapper valve to force the toilet to leak constantly into the bowl and refill about every 15 minutes.

Then I bet you'd switch all their salt and sugar containers.... because you're evil.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Empty the salt, pepper shakers. When they go to refill them, they find a rolled up piece of paper. "We have been trying to reach you about your car's warranty..."
Then, filled, they still don't work as i taped over the holes from the inside.

 

[ZiprHead]

Set the parental controls on the tv so they can only get the WE channel and the Oprah Network.

 

[Atheos]

Steal the fresh batteries out of their smoke detectors every night and replace them with weak ones.