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You're probably a Trump supporter if...

  • You are proud that you never attended college
  • You refer to anyone that disagrees with you as a "leftist"
  • You think there are only two kinds of people in the world - Winners and Losers
  • You call anything that serves as oversight a "witch hunt".
  • You call difficult questions "assault"
  • You call McDonalds a "restaurant", but think Wendy's is "elitist"

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* You feel the government has let you down, the economy has let you down, nobody cares about you, nobody worries about what happens to your life and your future; and you're just desperate for change. It doesn't really even matter where it comes from. You don't buy everything Trump says, but — he seems to hold out some hope that your life will be different. You won't wake up and see your jobs disappear, lose a kid to heroin, feel like you're in a dead-end.
 
- Think Fox News is losing right-wing credibility

- Pissed off your Sat or Cable provider doesn't offer OANN
 
Gun Nut said:
You're probably a Trump supporter if...

  • You are proud that you never attended college
  • You refer to anyone that disagrees with you as a "leftist"
  • You think there are only two kinds of people in the world - Winners and Losers
  • You call anything that serves as oversight a "witch hunt".
  • You call difficult questions "assault"
  • You call McDonalds a "restaurant", but think Wendy's is "elitist"

gimme more!
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Oh, fuck it.

...You're full of shit.
 
After 8 years of saying 'he's not my president,' you now gleefully shout 'he's still your President!' at any critic.
 
* 1. You are tired of American always losing. Of always continuously losing out to China and the corrupt politicians that made that possible.
2. You are tired of paying taxes that go to everywhere except your own infrastructure.
3. You are tired of endless wars and the industrial complex that diverts your taxes and causes more loss of freedoms for everyone.
4. You are tired of illegal immigration being sanctioned by corrupt republicans who want cheap labor and corrupt democrats who want expanded voter roles.

In summary, you are Trump supporter if you do not believe the same people who have and are causing the aforementioned problems can resolve those same problems.
 
You might be a Trump supporter if you think illegal immigrants can vote.
 
You're probably a Trump supporter, if the biggest problem you have is that when you turn on your shower, all you get is a drip, you have to flush the toilet 15 times, and your dishwasher has a button that has to be pressed ten times for it to work. Oh and you can't see anything in right color because of the light bulbs aren't what they used to be.
 
* If you think the character he portrayed on "The Apprentice" is real.
 
You might be a Trump supporter if you think Trump will not go to war with Iran and that if he does, that's even better.
 
You might be a Trump supporter if you have family values: like, Democrats shouldn't cheat on their wives.
 
Gun Nut said:
You're probably a Trump supporter if...

  • You call McDonalds a "restaurant", but think Wendy's is "elitist"

gimme more!
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Real men don't go to girlie places!

(Other than strip clubs, that is.)
 
You might be a Trump supporter if:
- you know the reason Hillary isn't being impeached is because of the Deep State
- you'd rather be Russian than Democrat because you're a patriot
- you want big government to fuck off because even though you are on food stamps you are getting by with no help whatsoever
- you think Trump is rich
- you are glad the world isn't laughing at America anymore
 
One more... but a little bit more crass. Hidden only because I personally don't like to clutter up forums with pictures.

 
If you are a woman, you might also be a Trump supporter if "it's always your fault and you tend to be a little accident-prone.".
 
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