Caption Contest

[gmbteach]

Skinny Jeans: preventing even the shortest of leaps for over thirty years.

WINNER - Take it away Hickdive.

 

[Hickdive]

Hoorah!

Here you go:

 

[Thomas II]

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Early Randall-Sundrum models were kinda cheesy...

 

[Keith&Co.]

Oh, my GOD! I mean, Gesundheit...

 

[Davka]

Although the texture needs some work, Julie is nevertheless quite pleased with her homemade prototype synthetic semen.

 

[gmbteach]

Ahhh. That's gone. I feel better now.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

The new Play-Doh condom. Just because your boyfriend can't bring you to orgasm doesn't mean that sex can't still be fun.

 

[Jayjay]

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Single mom discovers this 1 simple trick to make money at home!

(... And it's fetish pornography.)

 

[Underseer]

Yes, I'm in a relationship with Elastic Man. Why do you ask?

 

[angelo]

Mozzarella? No. Actually it's a donkey's sperm!

 

[Hickdive]

Ahhh. That's gone. I feel better now.

The mind boggles.

Winner!

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks Hickdive,

In keeping with the season, lets go with this one:

 

[hyzer]

Let's see, I think I can find something for Dick Chaney in here.....

 

[Keith&Co.]

....And on the 29th, Santa visits trash bins all over the world, recycling toys that have died before the new year.

 

[angelo]

Want not waste not! Or, "these scraps should do for the nuns xmas dinner"

 

[Davka]

"There's something strange about this chimney..."

 

[Thomas II]

HOHOHOHOhoho...........hm...

 

[Keith&Co.]

Okay, this year, Santa's avoiding fossil fuels. You don't get coal in your stocking. Instead, well, think coffee grounds.

 

[gmbteach]

Let's see, I think I can find something for Dick Chaney in here.....

"There's something strange about this chimney..."

TIE!! Both of these made me LOL.

First to post takes it away.

 

[hyzer]

How about this stocking stuffer . . .