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Dog: When he he going to stop yapping?
Where are the cats? I am here to see the cats.

Man leaning forward: They need to enforce the dress standard more rigorously

At an Aussie Rules match a dog is used to tell the blind umpires when to award a free kick.
 
Week after week it is like this. Why don't they just park the bus in front of the net. They aren't even trying to develop any control of the ball in the offensive end. One weak counterattack a half if we are lucky. There if no way they'll hold the opposing team back for 70 more minutes. This coach is an idiot and this team is getting relegated unless they fire that boob. Err... I mean woof.

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Meanwhile, Odin is still under Loki's curse.
 
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Dog - I get paid to save seats. You know how often these geezers have to go? I make bank.

Guy that looks like John Malkovich - Cheryl, why didn’t you just pay the dog?
Guy on other side of Cheryl - Yep. Shoulda paid the dog.
 
[Out of contest]

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
 
While match fixing was always suspected in sumo wrestling, it was 7 year old Hiro's victory that night that exposed the entire operation.
 
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