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Caption Contest

Soldier: See that cat with the RPG? That is your next target.

Dog: Do we have to go for a walk right now? I'm happy to wait a few weeks.
 
Thanks! What y'all got for this?

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Serpent: And the Gator God said you could eat of any of the people in the swamp?
Gator: We can, but we can't eat those two people over there, not even touch them.
 
Thanks! What y'all got for this?

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Croc: Lol... yeah, I sneaked up stealthily on the zebra drinking at the edge of the water.... then I surprised it with a "YOOHOO" ..... lol poor little thing, looked at me, then ran off a little confused.

Snake: lol...that's a good one. I caught a cute little marsupial.. wrapped myself round it then I licked its face... I introduced myself as Eric, but it was so frightened it fainted, it woke up again then just shot off.

Croc: lol...little did they know... we're both Vegitarians.

Croc and Snake: hahaha..hohoho..haha..
 
All that study of the Book of Genesis is finally paying off!

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Ave Imperator, morituri te salutant

(Hail, Caesar, those who are about to die salute you)
Well, it was hard to choose among the thousands and thousands of submissions. The most submissions ever! People are saying this was the most submitted caption photo in this thread... the whole Internet's history.

But after all that bigly greatness, I award this caption the winner. People have been crediting Tigers! with doing some great captioning these days.
 
Scientists have conclusively proven that the end of civilization was set in motion when the very first cat video was made in 1933 on the day that Mary Beth Strathound of Mamaroneck, NY, received a kitten and her father bought the very first home movie camera, the key wound Cine-Kodak Eight . . . .
 
As Jimmy has noted the Noachian deluge of entries makes it difficult to truly find the winner.
After much mature consideration Jimmy gets the choccies this time.
(Though it did take me a moment or 2 to join the dots of bite, atheism and kitten)

You go girl
 
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