Caption Contest

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thanks! ... I guess?

 

[ZiprHead]

"What is a Ukraine?"

 

[Elixir]

"Does it cover lost days at work?"

 

[jonatha]

"I hope I can get the Geico gecko's autograph...."

 

[Tigers!]

Thanks! ... I guess?

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I can see the ocean.

Not at scary as flying at 300m

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

"I hope I can get the Geico gecko's autograph...."

Winner

 

[jonatha]

 

[ZiprHead]

"Yeah, I think I see the fleas In your beard."

 

[jonatha]

"Yeah, I think I see the fleas In your beard."

Winner...

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[hyzer]

Kid: "why do they call it public hair if no one can see it?"

 

[Elixir]

Kid: “Remember that time you did that political ad and Donald Trump totally lost his shit? That was awesome!”

 

[Tigers!]

Kid: Mum told me not to believe a word you say.

Kid: We can talk about anything except politics, religion and why my future looks grim.

 

[ZiprHead]

Tigers! sneaks in under the wire and wins it.

 

[Tigers!]

Ohh nice. (Though the lack of competition may inflate my ability.)
Let the chattering class have a go.

 

[ZiprHead]

Two in the pink, one in the ...

 

[Thomas II]

Welcome to my morning wood!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

... and the two vultures were in the desert eating a dead clown. The first vulture asks the second vulture: “Does this taste funny to you?”

 

[Tigers!]

Jimmy wins with his attempt at levity.

You go girl

 

[Wiploc]

Why is everything running away from me?

[Wrong thread]

Because you are a local cluster of galaxies.