I spent all weekend in cockeyed wonder at how smoothly the wingnut propaganda machine kicked into high gear. Clearly, the governors of Texas and Florida concocted this inhumane scheme to traffic asylum seekers from San Antonio to Martha’s Vineyard in a transcontinental semi-kidnapping "Own the Libs" stunt. (That a video crew was invited along for the ride was sort of the giveaway.) When the people on the Vineyard
killed it with kindness in front of god and the world, that the whole thing had flopped didn't present so much as a speed bump to the MAGAmind.When the migrants were moved to an existing Massachusetts emergency facility at Joint Base Cape Cod—on a directive from the state’s Republican Governor, Charlie Baker—
where they would be more comfortable and would have access to immigration lawyers and an ICE office, the puke funnel went into overdrive. From WBUR:
The base, which the state has previously designated an emergency shelter, will offer dormitory-style spaces, with separate spots to accommodate families or individuals. The administration said families will not be separated. The base will also feature space for migrants to find other resources like legal services, health care, crisis counseling and translators. “We are grateful to the providers, volunteers and local officials that stepped up on Martha’s Vineyard over the past few days to provide immediate services to these individuals,” Gov. Charlie Baker said in the statement. “Our Administration has been working across state government to develop a plan to ensure these individuals will have access to the services they need going forward, and Joint Base Cape Cod is well equipped to serve these needs.”
“Dreams do come true,” Peter Pan warned us, “if only we wish hard enough.” Confronted by the obvious fact that the libs had not been owned in any way, and that the stunt had not worked, the keepers of the puke funnel pivoted instantly to pretending that it had. To listen to them and to follow them on the electric Twitter machine, you’d have thought the Eastern Elite Militia had rounded up the migrants at bayonet-point and hustled them off the island as quickly as possible rather than house them for longer than 24 hours, and HYPOCRISY!!!!!! Checkmate, libs!
It was completely bananas. There was actual video that showed that none of what the funnel was selling was remotely connected to the reality of the events in question.
Nobody worked harder at selling the fantasy than Tailgunner Ted Cruz who, at this point, has taken to trolling despite having absolutely no gift for the discipline. He
had to pull down one tweet because he mistook Republican Gov. Charlie Baker for a Democrat. But the rest of his contributions to the discourse was taken directly from the movie running inside his brain. Here’s a sample: