Things that make you laugh...

[Elixir]

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Seen elsewhere:

“If ten minutes in space means you're an astronaut, then I'm a gynecologist.”

 

[gmbteach]

STOP!

 

[gmbteach]

 

[Loren Pechtel]

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Seen elsewhere:

“If ten minutes in space means you're an astronaut, then I'm a gynecologist.”

You managed to get entirely inside??

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

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Seen elsewhere:

“If ten minutes in space means you're an astronaut, then I'm a gynecologist.”

You managed to get entirely inside??

I was entirely inside once, a long time ago.

 

[Loren Pechtel]

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Seen elsewhere:

“If ten minutes in space means you're an astronaut, then I'm a gynecologist.”

You managed to get entirely inside??

I was entirely inside once, a long time ago.

Disagree. A baby is longer than a vagina.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[SLD]

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Seen elsewhere:

“If ten minutes in space means you're an astronaut, then I'm a gynecologist.”

You managed to get entirely inside??

I was entirely inside once, a long time ago.

Disagree. A baby is longer than a vagina.

A sperm isn’t.

 

[Thomas II]

 

[Thomas II]

 

[Thomas II]

 

[Elixir]

 

[unapologetic]

Looks like my great aunt.

 

[Thomas II]

Looks like my great aunt.

I had a great aunt who looked like her too...Not kidding...

 

[Thomas II]

 

[hyzer]

I fell asleep listening to a podcast on my phone . . . and now every ad on my phone is for anti-snoring devices

 

[Elixir]

I fell asleep listening to a podcast on my phone . . . and now every ad on my phone is for anti-snoring devices

Who needs them? The ads stopped your snoring didn’t they?

 

[hyzer]

My friends were texting about a local just elected Virginia politician who once was a stripper. One friend replied “wow, they really set the bar low in that county”. I texted back “no, I think they really set the bar vertically”.

 

[Thomas II]

 

[gmbteach]