President Trump on verge of death! ... well... I have to assume.

[aupmanyav]

Do y’all have any protocols for uh, permanently “neutralizing” people who insult your leaders? Please?

No. We always stick to 'protocol'. Like we did when Rubio visited us - took him to Taj Mahal and Amber Fort in Jaipur at 2 pm in the afternoon.
There is nothing permanent in politics. We have nice relations with every one, China, Israel, Iran, Venezuela, Uganda, Australia, Canada and Germany
(to cite a few).
We hold back-channel discussions even with Pakistan.

 

[Elixir]

Do y’all have any protocols for uh, permanently “neutralizing” people who insult your leaders? Please?

No. We always stick to 'protocol'.

Y’all need to update your protocols.

 

[Colonel Sanders]

I do think that’s the actual plan—not Trump’s. Sometime easily next year, Trump will either die or fir medical reasons no longer be president, giving Vance 2 years plus 2 additional terms if they are able to completely destroy voting.

I disagree. Trump will never leave the presidency of his own volition. It's the only thing keeping him out of jail.

I think that's why he ran so hard for four years after he lost in 2020. He knew that the only thing that was going to keep his ass out of prison was if he was in the White House again. Now though, with a Supreme Court that eliminated the possibility of any guardrails being put into place, Trump is legally untouchable. He could resign today and live out the rest of his life worry free.

As for him kicking the bucket in a timely manner, I hold out no hope. Surely Dick Cheney was going to croak any moment when he was VP, right? There was no way someone with such a bum ticker could survive much longer. Yet, through pure hateful stubbornness and determination, he only expired in November of last year.

 

[Elixir]

Yet, through pure hateful stubbornness and determination, he only expired in November of last year.

I think the good lord rewarded him with a nice long life, for blowing the face off a Texas developer.

 

[Colonel Sanders]

Yet, through pure hateful stubbornness and determination, he only expired in November of last year.

I think the good lord rewarded him with a nice long life, for blowing the face off a Texas developer.

AkTuAlLy (and I hate to be that guy), the guy that Cheney shot was at fault. Long story short, when doing the type of group hunting they were doing, there are different formations. The guy who got shot strayed badly from the formation. Thus, when the bird(s) got flushed, he was standing in the line of fire.

I was quite saddened when I wasn't able to use it as yet another example of Dick's evil nature.

 

[bilby]

AkTuAlLy (and I hate to be that guy), the guy that Cheney shot was at fault. Long story short, when doing the type of group hunting they were doing, there are different formations. The guy who got shot strayed badly from the formation. Thus, when the bird(s) got flushed, he was standing in the line of fire. you just stand there looking cute, and if something moves you shoot!

FTFY.

 

[BH]

whereas Trump keeps his mind but is going to lose physical ability.

He never was sane.

What are YOU going to do the day Trump croaks?

I will put a speaker in my window and broadcast to the neighborhood... "na na na na ... na na na na ... hey hey hey ... goodby"
Then search the internet for more songs like it. I'm on the top floor of the tallest building in a small town. The music will carry.
Is there a rock version of the funeral march?

Is there a male equivalent of "ding dong the witch is dead" for when the time arrives?

Don't be sexest. 'Witch' is fine. "ding dong the BITCH is dead" also works.

Watch him twist in place, pretending to follow the conversayion, but only one person is talking.

the darker side of me hoping that Trump's medical care is being overseen by Kennedy.

Ditto.

I dont hold that against Trump, at least that one thing. I'd fall asleep at a speech by Kelly too.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I'd say he is bored to death. He doesn't remotely care about the topic and he isn't the center of attention, so it is a double whammy for him.

 

[Elixir]

He doesn't remotely care about the topic and he isn't the center of attention, so it is a double whammy for him.

I agree. He goes into blank screen standby mode if not attended to for 90 seconds.

 

[ideologyhunter]

My crystal ball says Trump will hang on to his mortal coil until the tricentennial of Benedict Arnold's birth -- that is, 2041. Well before that, Melania will have shipped him off to the Alzheimer's wing of some fancy senior center in Palm Beach.
I hope that the woman who changes his Depends is an undocumented Haitian woman and that she tells him this, in his infrequent moments of clarity.
I also hope that from time to time she takes her lunch break in his room, and as he watches, takes a sandwich out of her lunch bag, takes a bite, and does a sly "Me-owwww" at him.
On his birthday, she'll bring him a huuuuge sheet cake decorated as the Reflecting Pool -- and run a pizza cutter down the middle of it.
Okay that's enough.

 

[Toni]

Melania is already funding her off ramp and is unlikely to stay with Trump past Jan. 2028. Revision: I give her six months to formally divorce him.

I think the only thing that will keep Trump in office until then is the specter of JD.

 

[Patooka]

Melania is already funding her off ramp and is unlikely to stay with Trump past Jan. 2028. Revision: I give her six months to formally divorce him.

I think the only thing that will keep Trump in office until then is the specter of JD.

I used to think that but I'm not so sure anymore. I was catching up with my parents a few weeks ago and my Mum pointed out this isn't Trump's first "trophy marriage" (her words). It's likely the prenup is so airtight if Melania tries to humiliate Trump with a public divorce she could possibly end up with nothing. I mean, there were plenty of rumors even before the start of Trump's second term that they haven't been sharing a bedroom for years. I think it's far more likely she'll just wait it out and then develop selective amnesia and try to rewrite history once she becomes a widow, but not before. What she's making from her shitty movies and crypto isn't enough for her lifestyle I suspect. She's gonna need that Dead Husband Money.

 

[Elixir]

She's gonna need that Dead Husband Money.

Good luck with THAT.
Trump’s estate will have so many suits against it, so many parties with their fingers in the corrupt pie, it could be hung up in court until the children of the claimants die of old age.

 

[Toni]

Melania is already funding her off ramp and is unlikely to stay with Trump past Jan. 2028. Revision: I give her six months to formally divorce him.

I think the only thing that will keep Trump in office until then is the specter of JD.

I used to think that but I'm not so sure anymore. I was catching up with my parents a few weeks ago and my Mum pointed out this isn't Trump's first "trophy marriage" (her words). It's likely the prenup is so airtight if Melania tries to humiliate Trump with a public divorce she could possibly end up with nothing. I mean, there were plenty of rumors even before the start of Trump's second term that they haven't been sharing a bedroom for years. I think it's far more likely she'll just wait it out and then develop selective amnesia and try to rewrite history once she becomes a widow, but not before. What she's making from her shitty movies and crypto isn't enough for her lifestyle I suspect. She's gonna need that Dead Husband Money.

Hence, she's accumulating her own wealth. I think she's made lots of millions if not a billion on crypto. The rest is peanuts.

 

[ideologyhunter]

I agree that Malaria will stick out the marriage. She's played the game for 20 years and knows it thoroughly. This is one cash-addled woman, and she can smell The Big Payoff ahead. When Donald kicks off with a half-eaten Arby's Meat Mountain falling out of his paw (his last words won't be Rosebud, but Roast Beef), you'll see the start of a Knives Out sequel starring the wife and the junior demons. They'll all lawyer up, and it will go on for years. The National Enquirer will get several dozen front page stories out of it.
2nd prediction: she never remarries, unless by chance it's to a fellow multibillionaire. She'll live the Cher lifestyle in a gated estate. In about the year 2040, she'll go in for multiple plastic surgeries, and she'll resemble a 99 cent Halloween mask of herself. And, please dear Jesus, may she write no more "boooks."

 

[ZiprHead]

I agree that Malaria will stick out the marriage. She's played the game for 20 years and knows it thoroughly. This is one cash-addled woman, and she can smell The Big Payoff ahead. When Donald kicks off with a half-eaten Arby's Meat Mountain falling out of his paw (his last words won't be Rosebud, but Roast Beef), you'll see the start of a Knives Out sequel starring the wife and the junior demons. They'll all lawyer up, and it will go on for years. The National Enquirer will get several dozen front page stories out of it.
2nd prediction: she never remarries, unless by chance it's to a fellow multibillionaire. She'll live the Cher lifestyle in a gated estate. In about the year 2050, she'll go in for multiple plastic surgeries, and she'll resemble a 99 cent Halloween mask of herself. And, please dear Jesus, may she write no more "boooks."

She has to stand next to him once or twice a month. The rest of her time she spends in New York. I'd bet money they haven't slept together let alone had sex in years.

 

[ideologyhunter]

I would think sex is a physical impossibility for the Donald. Look at him from top to bottom -- the ankles of a Russian nanny, 30 to 40 pounds of belly paunch, hands that (my surmise) have had IV drips week after week, vagina neck (not a factor, but I like the phrase), and an 80-year old brain that goes to screen-saver mode any time someone's not talking about him for 10 straight minutes. This is not a man who has the veins for a hard-on. At this stage, he may not care -- he wants dollars, awards, and his name on every goddamn structure in the country. Don't be surprised if he gets his way and there's an Assemblies of Trump and God Church in the near future.

 

[crazyfingers]

I would think sex is a physical impossibility for the Donald. Look at him from top to bottom -- the ankles of a Russian nanny, 30 to 40 pounds of belly paunch, hands that (my surmise) have had IV drips week after week, vagina neck (not a factor, but I like the phrase), and an 80-year old brain that goes to screen-saver mode any time someone's not talking about him for 10 straight minutes. This is not a man who has the veins for a hard-on. At this stage, he may not care -- he wants dollars, awards, and his name on every goddamn structure in the country. Don't be surprised if he gets his way and there's an Assemblies of Trump and God Church in the near future.

Trump probably tries to jerk off for hours with no results. It's what he's doing between his 12am and 3am tweets.

 

[Toni]

I would think sex is a physical impossibility for the Donald. Look at him from top to bottom -- the ankles of a Russian nanny, 30 to 40 pounds of belly paunch, hands that (my surmise) have had IV drips week after week, vagina neck (not a factor, but I like the phrase), and an 80-year old brain that goes to screen-saver mode any time someone's not talking about him for 10 straight minutes. This is not a man who has the veins for a hard-on. At this stage, he may not care -- he wants dollars, awards, and his name on every goddamn structure in the country. Don't be surprised if he gets his way and there's an Assemblies of Trump and God Church in the near future.

Trump probably tries to jerk off for hours with no results. It's what he's doing between his 12am and 3am tweets.

Between tweets?

Nah