Caption Contest

[angelo]

Christ was crucified like thus!

 

[Thomas II]

Nikki Minaj's ass is this big.

Nikki Minaj's ass is this big.

NIkki Minaj's ass, well, is big.

None wins! Take it away!

 

[none]

 

[Atheos]

I found it in Joey's room. He was trying to hide it until Mother's Day and was going to give it to me. It's for making smoked herring. I didn't have the heart to tell him I don't even like smoked herring.

 

[Keith&Co.]

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"This is that stuff they made on Breaking Bad, right?"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

1 in 3 grandmothers prefers pot.

 

[Thomas II]

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Our Garden, who art in Colorado, danky be thy name...

 

[Veritass]

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"Gladys, quit bogarting it. And it's a 'water pipe'; 'bong' is so dated."

 

[none]

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Our Garden, who art in Colorado, danky be thy name...

Winner

 

[angelo]

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Mavis, it's not a genie lamp.

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks!

or

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks!

Carrie Fisher auditioning for Xena, Warrior Princess.

or

The solar energy needed for each personal airconditioning system was bulky, but worth it.

 

[Hickdive]

Hello teens of 1983! Let me introduce your fapping material!

 

[jonatha]

George, don't you think a black leather bustier would be a better choice?

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

Hello teens of 1983! Let me introduce your fapping material!

 

[Hickdive]

Whee!

Here you go:

 

[Atheos]

Next clown that tries to honk my nose is going to find out how this bottle works as a suppository.

 

[jonatha]

Whee!

Here you go:

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Scalia: "Guess we don't need the champagne now."
Alito: "Cheer up. There's always Obergefell v. Hodges."

 

[Keith&Co.]

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"Hard day at the circus, Dinner Bell?"
"Shut up and keep pouring the cherry syrup, Socrates."

 

[Keith&Co.]

Signs for the bar promised 'virgin servers.'
While not quite what was expected, it WAS easy to believe....