Caption Contest

[ZiprHead]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

 

[TV and credit cards]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Winner.

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Thomas II]

Bukkake Face Shield

 

[ZiprHead]

Bukkake Face Shield

Winner by default.

 

[unapologetic]

Out of contest (for response time reasons)

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

OMG! Semi-automatic with flip flops?!

Many conservatives panned the female remake of Falling Down.

 

[Thomas II]

Caption this picture...

 

[TV and credit cards]

Don't scratch your ass, lady.

 

[ZiprHead]

Bullets? Er, sorry. Donuts?

I notice there is no cartridge in the magazine.

 

[Tigers!]

Caption this picture...

If my swipe card doesn't work this time then you are in trouble.

 

[bilby]

Caption this picture...

I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.

 

[Thomas II]

Bullets? Er, sorry. Donuts?

I notice there is no cartridge in the magazine.

WINNER!!! (BTW, that's Tel Aviv on any given day)

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Tigers!]

Our dentist loves our smiles.

 

[hyzer]

Dog: “Hey, this dog walks into a bar and tells the bartender "my wife is a bitch”.”

 

[Elixir]

Dog: “Take the damn picture already!!!”

 

[ZiprHead]

Dog: “Hey, this dog walks into a bar and tells the bartender "my wife is a bitch”.”

Winner.

 

[Thomas II]

Moving this along... Next picture...

 

[jonatha]

Where's Waldo?