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I've had it with these m-f-ng maths on this m-f-ng plane?

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Professor: flight was delayed because my equations raised terror fears

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An economics professor says his flight was delayed because a fellow passenger thought the equations he was writing might be a sign he was a terrorist.

American Airlines confirmed on Saturday that a woman expressed suspicions about a University of Pennsylvania economics professor, Guido Menzio. She said she was too ill to take the Air Wisconsin-operated flight.

Menzio was flying from Philadelphia to Syracuse on Thursday to give a talk at Queen’s University in Ontario, Canada. He was solving a differential equation, but said he was told the woman thought he might be a terrorist because of what he was writing.

American spokesman Casey Norton said the crew followed protocol to take care of an ill passenger and then to investigate her allegations. They determined them to be non-credible, he said.

On Facebook, Menzio recounted the “unbelievable” experience in the present tense. “The passenger sitting next to me calls the stewardess, passes her a note.”

The plane, ready to take off, then returned to the gate and the passenger left. Menzio was then asked to disembark the plane and “met by some FBI looking man-in-black”.

Menzio, who is Italian and has curly, dark hair, told the Associated Press he initially “thought they were trying to get clues about her illness.”

“Instead, they tell me that the woman was concerned that I was a terrorist because I was writing strage things on a pad of paper.”
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...ht-delay-terrorism-equation-american-airlines

While differential equations are probably scary to a lot of people, this Italian guy also looked like he could be from the Middle East. I think that combination of things is why the woman freaked out. It's a shame that security can't hear some guy is doing math and conclude that isn't really a security issue [immediately].
 
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Diff Eqs are bad enough, but imagine if he was doing algebra
 
This is the result of constant messages of fear from the government and the media.

The US went half away across the planet to attack some nation that had not attacked it or posed any real threat to it.

It took a lot of messages of fear to get people to buy into this.

And it has been fear fear fear every day since.

It is insanity.
 
Diff Eqs are bad enough, but imagine if he was doing algebra

1) He was using Arabic numbers.

2) Differential equations are basically a more advanced form of Al Gebra. Names containing "Al" are usually Arabic.

It's obvious he was a terrorist!


(That being said, I'll blame the airline here. There are going to be stupid reports, they need to do a better job of weeding them out.)
 
I would have asked what he was doing. A gruff 'none of your business' would have alarmed me.

Mind you, some people are so scared of math, that the truth of what he was doing could have scared her anyway! OH NO a brainy person! AAAAHHHH!!!!
 
Don't forget how he looked, too.

menzio1-410x220.jpg
 
Economics professor doing differential equation?
I would like to see these equations.

Well, a quick google search brings up this paper at the top of his CV:

http://web-facstaff.sas.upenn.edu/~gmenzio/linkies/KM.pdf

Looks Greek to me, literally, I mean symbols are greek.
I think '"He was solving a differential equation" is inaccurate reporting, should be "formulating", not solving.
Still, I want to see actual piece from the plane.

We propose a novel theory of self-fulflling unemployment áuctuations. When a
Firm increases its workforce, it increases the demand facing other firms as employed
workers spend more than unemployed workers
I find it hard to believe it is novel theory.
 
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