Caption Contest

[Learner]

"Whoa ... I found your prosthetic eye. I've been hitting it around the course without realising it!"

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Look, all I'm asking is why are we knocking this ball into a hole? Because the golf course owners tell us we have to? What if I want to throw the ball into a tree or lake instead? Who are they to tell me that I'm wrong?

 

[ZiprHead]

"I love you too but I was expecting a ring."

 

[ZiprHead]

"Thanks for letting me use your ben wa balls. I seem to have, um, misplaced some of them though."

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

"So, Phil, still making money the old-fashioned way?"

"Yep, insider trading."

 

[Thomas II]

WINNERS

"I don't think this is mine; it doesn't LOOK like a left-handed ball. Does it look like a left handed ball to you?"

Look, all I'm asking is why are we knocking this ball into a hole? Because the golf course owners tell us we have to? What if I want to throw the ball into a tree or lake instead? Who are they to tell me that I'm wrong?

"I love you too but I was expecting a ring."

Next picture takes it away!

 

[angelo]

Tap, tap,tap,tap. Post a pic already!!

 

[Elixir]

Tap, tap,tap,tap. Post a pic already!!

You asked for it:

 

[RavenSky]

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This week's dubious winner of the "duct tape challenge"

or

Elmer McCurdy wins 1st prize as a mummy at this year's Duct Tape Costume Ball

 

[Thomas II]

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Lochte's version...

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

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Lochte's version...

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[Jimmy Higgins]

How did Tiger manage to get so many different telephone numbers on this thing?

Obviously the previous pic.

Meanwhile,

Donald Trump announced Mick Foley as his new campaign manager.

 

[ZiprHead]

Low rent mummy.

 

[Elixir]

It would be a tie between Thomas II and Ziprhead, but too many ties have been declared so I give it to "Low Rent Mummy" by Ziprhead.
Take it away, Z!

 

[ZiprHead]

I'm on it.

 

[jonatha]

Does anybody else see the humor in the name of the .jpg and the name on the cart?

P.S. Somebody tell angelo to come take a look....

 

[Bomb#20]

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It's just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be sleeping on them in the future.

 

[Thomas II]

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The silence of the towels...

 

[Tom Sawyer]

After hearing that the first showers were done on a small Pacific island, social justice warriors around the country went all out to stop white people from culturally appropriating their ideas.

 

[angelo]

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On special this week only. Get one while they're hot and stiff!

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[great legs].