Caption Contest

[ZiprHead]

"And you thought trying to fold a fitted sheet was hard."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Meanwhile at the Transformer graveyard....

 

[hyzer]

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A still from Viagra's new commercial featuring the trucking industry . . .

 

[Thomas II]

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Today, in "Fun with Hydraulics", the Vehicle Challenge

 

[Thomas II]

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"Has anyone seen Kyle?"

 

[Wiploc]

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"Wait, here it is: We pull the release and then we engage the hydraulics."

 

[jonatha]

Samsung and their folding cellphones. Big deal....

 

[starwater]

Joe - I thought you had the tape measure.

 

[Gospel]

This is not what the boss had in mind when he told you to get bent Frank.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Ah, here it is, you had the ‘Tear it to shit’ toggle on.

 

[Wiploc]

Ah, here it is, you had the ‘Tear it to shit’ toggle on.

They have a toilet paper toggle on a dump truck?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Ah, here it is, you had the ‘Tear it to shit’ toggle on.

They have a toilet paper toggle on a dump truck?

Oh great. Now we need a Riff the caption thread!

 

[Tigers!]

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Today, in "Fun with Hydraulics", the Vehicle Challenge

Good imagination from some contributors.

Ah yes - learning via YouTube..

The winner.

Take us to new heights Thomas

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks!

 

[SLD]

Thanks!

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Touchdown!

 

[Tigers!]

Thanks!

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Take that Houdini!
I released myself from underwater.


Using a cricket analogy - Six!

 

[jonatha]

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I'm paddling as fast as I can!

 

[Gospel]

Exhibit X: Proof that US Police arrest anything brown.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

No doubt what brand of deodorant this sea otter uses.

 

[ZiprHead]

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Black Lives Matter

Hands Up Don't Shoot

 

[Keith&Co.]

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"I cast 'Rain of Clams'!"
"That's not a magic user spell."
"Well, it otter be!"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Melvin, where's your brother?

 

[ZiprHead]

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"I'm ready, Donald. Throw me the paper towels."

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

"I cast 'Rain of Clams'!"
"That's not a magic user spell."
"Well, it otter be!"

Runner-up ZiperHead with "I'm ready, Donald. Throw me the paper towels."

 

[Keith&Co.]

Whoa! Heady competition.
Okay:
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[ZiprHead]

Whoa! Heady competition.
Okay:
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I so much want to write

H M
E E
L
P

on those feet.

 

[Gospel]

Whoa! Heady competition.
Okay:
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This is the way of an adulteress: she eats and wipes her mouth and says, “I have done no wrong.” Proverbs 30:20

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

And that was when God knew he must make homosexual relations a sin, because otherwise, nothing would ever get done.

 

[starwater]

Whoa! Heady competition.
Okay:
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Mulcahy had the last laugh, as a closet homosexual during life, he created his tombstone before he died. His only regret was he was not able to witness his homophobic relations looking on in horror.

 

[Wiploc]

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Headstone or stone head?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Headstone or stone head?

Gonna go with the pun. Winns!

 

[Wiploc]

Thanks.

Caption this:

 

[ZiprHead]

"I will name him Bacon, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him"

 

[Thomas II]

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That'll do...

 

[Gospel]

Talking animals are blasphemous and unnatural but making a pet out of my future meal isn't. ~Love Kansas~

 

[Wiploc]

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That'll do...

Winner!

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks

 

[Gospel]

Two people that I don't give a fuck about, kissing.

 

[Thomas II]

WEEKEND DOUBLE

 

[fromderinside]

Weekend double response.

Rats!

 

[jonatha]

"Get your degree" my mom said. "You'll get a good job with a degree...."

 

[Thomas II]

We have a TIE!!!!

Weekend double response.

Rats!

"Get your degree" my mom said. "You'll get a good job with a degree...."

First to post!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

In too late:

Florida even sucked at attending Hockey Games.

 

[fromderinside]

We have a TIE!!!!

Weekend double response.

Rats!

"Get your degree" my mom said. "You'll get a good job with a degree...."

First to post!

Hokay

 

[Tigers!]

Hokay

So, tell me about your day.

Those new gas cookers are very touchy.

I told that kid not to play with my lighter.

 

[ZiprHead]

We have a TIE!!!!





First to post!

Hokay

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The last Ronald McDonald to leave Afghanistan.

 

[Gospel]

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do it's after I screwed up a customer's order.

 

[starwater]

We have a TIE!!!!





First to post!

Hokay

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The Ronald MacDonald clown walked into a local grade school right into the middle of a fight with parents over mask wearing. Barely escaping with a black eye he walked across the street to Bobby Jo's bar ordered a beer and exclaimed "screw this clown gig."

 

[blastula]

Winding down after another rough day of upper level courses at Clown College.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

And Ronald learned why you don't break the only rule of Fight Club.

or

It didn't take long for Ronald to switch careers from Rodeo to Advertising.