Caption Contest

[Hickdive]

So, if we use this method to pick the lottery numbers we'll win every week?

 

[angelo]

The ladies do a demo of how they handle balls!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

"So, we just throw these balls up into the air and keep grabbing new ones from the table to throw up after them so that we can say we have the same number of balls in the air? That doesn't seem to be very sustainable, because eventually there won't be any balls left on the table for us to grab."

"Don't worry. When that happens, the government can just give us more balls."

 

[Keith&Co.]

"So, we throw the balls up in the air, and hold our hands like we're juggling, and they take a picture at just the right time, we look like jugglers. Understand."
"Oh. Okay. And that's basically what we do with the quarterly report?"
"Essentially. But with numbers."
"Got it. Good demo."

 

[KeepTalking]

Here you go Phil, I understand the blue balls are yours.

 

[hyzer]

While their parents shopped at IKEA, the kids played in the ball room . . .

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

While their parents shopped at IKEA, the kids played in the ball room . . .

Runner-up

Here you go Phil, I understand the blue balls are yours.

Take it away,hyzer!

 

[hyzer]

Take it away,hyzer!

Thanks!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Must ... shut off ... Brazil game.

 

[Keith&Co.]

When she woke up, smelling of Twinkies and fingerpaints, Tyler decided that teaching Kindergarten was decidedly not for her....

 

[angelo]

Wait Mr rapist, are you single?

 

[Hickdive]

... and Patricia never experimented with pressure vessels and jam ever again.

 

[spikepipsqueak]

The milk companies are getting serious about stolen crates.

 

[Celldweller]

Take it away,hyzer!

Thanks!

Christopher Tolkein had had enough of his father's legacy. With revenge in mind, he teamed up with Quentin Tarantino to bring us The Hobbit part IV, Desolation Of Liv.

 

[Thomas II]

Adventures in Menstruating #2 : Leakage Horror!

 

[hyzer]

When she woke up, smelling of Twinkies and fingerpaints, Tyler decided that teaching Kindergarten was decidedly not for her....

I am calling this one early for the weekend - the winner!

The thread is yours Keith&Co.

 

[Thomas II]

Not for caption!

 

[Keith&Co.]

The thread is yours Keith&Co.

Thank you, thank you.

Okay, well, this one's funny on its lonesome. Go crazy.

 

[Veritass]

OK, next is Parivrtta Trikonasana, or twisting triangle pose. If your hips are tight, you might want a block, or, if you a declawed, a balloon. Fluffy, proper Ujayyai breathing is through the nose with the mouth closed.

 

[gmbteach]

The thread is yours Keith&Co.

Thank you, thank you.

Okay, well, this one's funny on its lonesome. Go crazy.

Ahh, little green dot, I finally have you... NOW DIE!!!!