Caption Contest

[spikepipsqueak]

Ordinarily I won't tough grapes, but when you take down the patriarch of the herd you have to eat your kill.

 

[Thomas II]

All'alba vincerò!
Vincerò!
Vincerò!

 

[Keith&Co.]

Ordinarily I won't tough grapes, but when you take down the patriarch of the herd you have to eat your kill.

"Touch" maybe?

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Very good submissions.
I think....

But this one made me fall out of my seat. At least i was at a stoplight at the time....

Ahh, little green dot, I finally have you... NOW DIE!!!!

Winner, gmbteach.

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks Keith&Co,

Lets keep the animal theme going...

 

[Keith&Co.]

Foolish kitty. You should have hypnotized the driver. The dog still can't open the window.

 

[Celldweller]

Thanks Keith&Co,

Lets keep the animal theme going...

This Calico has a zero-tolerance policy for illegal transport of catnip across state lines.

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks Keith&Co,

Lets keep the animal theme going...

This Calico has a zero-tolerance policy for illegal transport of catnip across state lines.

WINNER!!! take it away Celldweller

 

[Celldweller]

Thank you, thank you, much love for the animals. Have a go at this:

 

[Tom Sawyer]

How a gay brothel works when the internet connection is down.

 

[angelo]

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But they're both arseholes!

 

[gmbteach]

Thank you, thank you, much love for the animals. Have a go at this:
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Man pointing: Yes Officer, that is him, the guy on the right, he is the one who attacked me!

 

[Celldweller]

How a gay brothel works when the internet connection is down.

Winner! Back to you Tom.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[Veritass]

More evidence that Nazis relocated to South America after the war, and brought their love of football.

 

[Keith&Co.]

David Lee Roth is taken into custody at an Anti-Nuke demonstration outside the Naval Submarine Base at Bangor, Washington. Roth showed up as a loud member of the 'pro' side of the dispute and confronted several of the protesters before he cooperated with police in his arrest.
During processing at the station, Roth was heard to say, 'Nukes? I thought they were protesting against NUDES!'

 

[Keith&Co.]

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Okay, now show us on the painting where the 'bad touch' took place.

 

[Celldweller]

Here we go:

The Colombian Militia were stunned when they arrived at what they though was a violent protest, only to find their police chief celebrating his/her successful transgender transformation complete with a collection of hackeysacks.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

David Lee Roth is taken into custody at an Anti-Nuke demonstration outside the Naval Submarine Base at Bangor, Washington. Roth showed up as a loud member of the 'pro' side of the dispute and confronted several of the protesters before he cooperated with police in his arrest.
During processing at the station, Roth was heard to say, 'Nukes? I thought they were protesting against NUDES!'

Winner!

Take it away, Keith&Co

 

[Keith&Co.]

Winner!

Take it away, Keith&Co

Thanks, thanks.

How about:

 

[hyzer]

"Damn it Johnson, that is the second time you had the blue prints turned the wrong way 'round!"