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ZiprHead said:
Atheos said:
Why are there so many guy's names that mean penis (Dick, Peter, Johnson, etc) but no girl's names that mean vagina?
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An answer and a question: What about Delores?
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Mulva. :D

An even number multiplied by an odd number produces an even number, even times even gives an even, and only an odd number times an odd number gives an odd number. Sp why aren't there twice as many even numbers as odd numbers?
 
Keith&Co. said:
You forget Pussy Galore? Fanny? Kitty?


Elixir said:
. Sp why aren't there twice as many even numbers as odd numbers?
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Because number 1 is lazy and everything x1 just ends up back where we started.



Is it still hot pursuit if the cops chase a perp through the snow?
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Yes. The average temperature of a pursuit is 410 degrees Fahrenheit. The average temperature of snow is 24 degrees Fahrenheit. 410 - 24 = 386, which is still considered hot.

Who put the bomp in the bomp shebop shebop? And why would it have to be the same person who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
 
Atheos said:
I can't believe I asked the question that stumped this august assembly. Wowzers.
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EVERYBODY knows the answer to those things, and you broke the rule by asking TWO stupid questions. Not to mention too stupid questions.

Does that explain it? :)
 
I'll take a shot at answering them.

It was Dave. It was all Dave's fault.

ETA: Why do octopi/octopuses have no spine?
 
ZiprHead said:
I'll take a shot at answering them.

It was Dave. It was all Dave's fault.

ETA: Why do octopi/octopuses have no spine?
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They had to get rid of it to make room for nine brains, which couldn't all connect to a spinal column.

Why does Dave get blamed for fucking everything?
 
Elixir said:
Why does Dave get blamed for fucking everything?
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I don't know, but i'm sure it's Dave's fault.

I'm scheduled for a sperm count test next week. I hope they're studying for the test.
Who was it that figured out sperm can count?
 
Keith&Co. said:
Elixir said:
Why does Dave get blamed for fucking everything?
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I don't know, but i'm sure it's Dave's fault.

I'm scheduled for a sperm count test next week. I hope they're studying for the test.
Who was it that figured out sperm can count?
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That was Dave too.

Is your sperm cup fur lined?
 
Keith&Co. said:
ZiprHead said:
Is your sperm cup fur lined?
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No, the lines on the beaker indicate milliliters, not fur.

Are they called cross hairs because you only shoot at things you're angry at?
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No, they use cross hairs because cross rabbits would obscure the target.

What is the main offensive armament of a fish tank?
 
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