It is getting to be close to closing time, folks.  Last call for alcohol.  You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here, so here's a song to get you on your way out the door.
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Don't forget to tip your waitresses and bartenders.  And if you've got a dollar left over, the DJ accepts tips as well.  Don't drink and drive, and we'll see you next Thursday.