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Elixir said:
What makes you think "three on a match" is a superstition?
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Knowing at least five people who protest against lighting a fourth item off of one match or lighter, quoting the phrase, but have no idea about the history of the practice/phrase/limitation.... Or who do know, and still protest, even though there's no real chance that an enemy sniper is sighting in on my cousin's 5th birthday cake...





Where's the fire?
 
Elixir said:
If time is the fire, why am I not getting warmer by the minute?
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You actually are, but by increments too small for humans to detect. Which is good because none of us are really braced for the heat-death of the universe.

Is it okay for teachers to hate one of their students if the little fucker is a complete brat?
 
Keith&Co. said:
Is it okay for teachers to hate one of their students if the little fucker is a complete brat?
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It's politically incorrect for a teacher to not hate all the little fuckers equally.

Isn't the heat-death of the universe a matter of getting colder, not warmer?
 
Why have I never seen the other side of the moon? Is there one? Wouldn't it move occasionally? I have always seen the same side, and I find that suspicious. This has been explained to me many times but I still don't get it. What the f**k is the moon? Why aren't we jumping around on it right now? Who really owns it? We should be drilling there right now. What is really going on?
 
Atheos said:
He did, but in an alternate universe. The answer and the question cannot exist in the same universe.

Who would win in a cage match: Wolfman or Dracula?
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Dracula: He would just turn into his gaseous form, displace the oxygen in the cage, and suffocate the wolfman.

I wonder what Dracula's gaseous form smells like, assuming you survive the oxygen depletion and can communicate coherently afterwards??
 
athee said:
Atheos said:
He did, but in an alternate universe. The answer and the question cannot exist in the same universe.

Who would win in a cage match: Wolfman or Dracula?
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Dracula: He would just turn into his gaseous form, displace the oxygen in the cage, and suffocate the wolfman.

I wonder what Dracula's gaseous form smells like, assuming you survive the oxygen depletion and can communicate coherently afterwards??
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BBQ! You know - cooked meat.

Why does the smell of sausages and onions on a BBQ smell so good?
 
gmbteach said:
athee said:
Dracula: He would just turn into his gaseous form, displace the oxygen in the cage, and suffocate the wolfman.

I wonder what Dracula's gaseous form smells like, assuming you survive the oxygen depletion and can communicate coherently afterwards??
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BBQ! You know - cooked meat.

Why does the smell of sausages and onions on a BBQ smell so good?
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It's the sign of home. The primal draw. The original family nucleus.

The inside caliper and the outside caliper differ in the last batch. I fear I will never again be able to properly manufacture a smackledapper. Whatever can I do?
 
snoiduspoitus said:
The inside caliper and the outside caliper differ in the last batch. I fear I will never again be able to properly manufacture a smackledapper. Whatever can I do?
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Get promoted.

You are now over the snigglesnaps. What are you going to do?
 
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