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jonatha said:
If Fermat had been reading the Wide Margin Book of Mormon, would he have had room to write down his proof of his last theorem?
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Room, yes, but if he was reading that book the marginalia would read 'It came to pass it came to pass it came to pass sweet Jesus did anything ever NOT pass!?!"


When you 'go there' and people say 'you didn't go there!' do you tell these people, 'yeah I went there' or do you say 'yeah, and I just sent you a postcard.'??
 
Keith&Co. said:
When you 'go there' and people say 'you didn't go there!' do you tell these people, 'yeah I went there' or do you say 'yeah, and I just sent you a postcard.'??
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Not since circa 1980. Now it's "Yeah, and I just texted you a selfie."

Which is thicker: Muff or Bush?
 
Atheos said:
Keith&Co. said:
When you 'go there' and people say 'you didn't go there!' do you tell these people, 'yeah I went there' or do you say 'yeah, and I just sent you a postcard.'??
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Not since circa 1980. Now it's "Yeah, and I just texted you a selfie."

Which is thicker: Muff or Bush?
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Not sure, but Mush is definitely thicker than Buff.
Have you ever been thrown under the bus?
 
Elixir said:
Have you ever been thrown under the bus?
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Since everyone who claims to have been thrown under a bus is speaking metaphorically; and considering that there is no limit to how far a metaphor can be taken, it would seem that everyone has been thrown under the bus. Even those who lived before there were such things as busses still got thrown under the bus.

When people say "Talk to the hand because the face doesn't want to hear it," does that imply that the hand does, indeed, want to hear it?
 
Atheos said:
When people say "Talk to the hand because the face doesn't want to hear it," does that imply that the hand does, indeed, want to hear it?
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Yes, but they're wrong, as the only purpose a hand has for hearing is when you use that one finger and 'crank up the volume.'

Where were you?
 
Keith&Co. said:
... but they're wrong, as the only purpose a hand has for hearing is when you use that one finger and 'crank up the volume.'
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That's wrong. There's also this:
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Where were you?
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I was THERE.
When people say "that's neither here nor there" where exactly is "that"?
 
Elixir said:
Last Friday was Good Friday. Does that mean this Friday is BAD Friday?
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I get paid every other Friday. Last Friday was Good Friday.
Tomorrow is Passover.


WHen you're walking down the hall and forget something, why do you have to physically express the realization that you forgot something, rather than just turn around and go back?
 
Keith&Co. said:
Elixir said:
Last Friday was Good Friday. Does that mean this Friday is BAD Friday?
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I get paid every other Friday. Last Friday was Good Friday.
Tomorrow is Passover.


WHen you're walking down the hall and forget something, why do you have to physically express the realization that you forgot something, rather than just turn around and go back?
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You don't have to do that. If other people are present in the hall, I usual continue down the hallway, out the front door, circle 'round back of the building, go in the back door and get whatever I forgot.
In Australia, do they call it Passunder?
 
Elixir said:
Keith&Co. said:
I get paid every other Friday. Last Friday was Good Friday.
Tomorrow is Passover.


WHen you're walking down the hall and forget something, why do you have to physically express the realization that you forgot something, rather than just turn around and go back?
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You don't have to do that. If other people are present in the hall, I usual continue down the hallway, out the front door, circle 'round back of the building, go in the back door and get whatever I forgot.
In Australia, do they call it Passunder?
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I don't overstand the question.

What else might we call it?
 
bilby said:
Elixir said:
You don't have to do that. If other people are present in the hall, I usual continue down the hallway, out the front door, circle 'round back of the building, go in the back door and get whatever I forgot.
In Australia, do they call it Passunder?
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I don't overstand the question.

What else might we call it?
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In Australia? "Poisonous."

Why does 4get mean the opposite of 2get?
 
Elixir said:
Why does 4get mean the opposite of 2get?
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It's math.
I don't DO math. Not since i tried to study algebra in English... All those letters made it seem like the logical choice.


Do All English Teachers mix their medications, or was it just mine?
 
Keith&Co. said:
Elixir said:
Why does 4get mean the opposite of 2get?
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It's math.
I don't DO math. Not since i tried to study algebra in English... All those letters made it seem like the logical choice.


Do All English Teachers mix their medications, or was it just mine?
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It's all the chalk dust they used to sniff.

Why is 7 Eleven open 24 hours?
 
starwater said:
Why is 7 Eleven open 24 hours?
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Around here it's not, which brings up the even more interesting question of why it is that "Convenience" stores now close between midnight and 6:00 AM, but Kroger is open 24/7. Shouldn't they now be called "inconvenience stores?"
 
Atheos said:
starwater said:
Why is 7 Eleven open 24 hours?
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Around here it's not, which brings up the even more interesting question of why it is that "Convenience" stores now close between midnight and 6:00 AM, but Kroger is open 24/7. Shouldn't they now be called "inconvenience stores?"
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They are convenient for robbers.

Why are burglars called burglars?
 
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