Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Keith&Co.]

When those few times come when we really should give up, why do we continue?

Because we don't want to look like a chump when it goes on Youtube.


What should Trump give up for Lent?

 

[Elixir]

When those few times come when we really should give up, why do we continue?

Because we don't want to look like a chump when it goes on Youtube.


What should Trump give up for Lent?

His phony baloney job, of course.
Does this thread belie the notion that there's no such thing as a stupid question?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Does this thread belie the notion that there's no such thing as a stupid question?

Of course not.
We're invited to ask stupid questions, but no metrics have been provided to identify anyone's success at the attempt.


What's the square root of a turnip?

 

[fast]

Does this thread belie the notion that there's no such thing as a stupid question?

Of course not.
We're invited to ask stupid questions, but no metrics have been provided to identify anyone's success at the attempt.


What's the square root of a turnip?

Two triangular roots put together.

Should we take more than 6 showers a week?

 

[Elixir]

Of course not.
We're invited to ask stupid questions, but no metrics have been provided to identify anyone's success at the attempt.


What's the square root of a turnip?

Two triangular roots put together.

Should we take more than 6 showers a week?

Depends where you're going, but if you can carry that many, sure.
How many triangles in a cube root?

 

[funinspace]

<missed the train...too late>

 

[gmbteach]

Two triangular roots put together.

Should we take more than 6 showers a week?

Depends where you're going, but if you can carry that many, sure.
How many triangles in a cube root?

4

How many circles in a cube root?

 

[Elixir]

Depends where you're going, but if you can carry that many, sure.
How many triangles in a cube root?

4

How many circles in a cube root?

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408...

How did you come up with "4"?

 

[fast]

4

How many circles in a cube root?

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408...

How did you come up with "4"?

By counting pyramids?

Is this a question?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Is this a question?

Huh. Call this a question, do you?

Well?

DO YOU?!

 

[bilby]

Is this a question?

Huh. Call this a question, do you?

Well?

DO YOU?!

Oh, a rhetorical question, was it?

 

[gmbteach]

Huh. Call this a question, do you?

Well?

DO YOU?!

Oh, a rhetorical question, was it?

Maybe. What do you think?

 

[bilby]

Oh, a rhetorical question, was it?

Maybe. What do you think?

I don't know, do I?

 

[gmbteach]

Maybe. What do you think?

I don't know, do I?

Yes, you do!

What would happen if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?

 

[bilby]

I don't know, do I?

Yes, you do!

What would happen if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?

They would get a wombat to take out a hit on you.

What other animals should you be careful never to cross?

 

[gmbteach]

Yes, you do!

What would happen if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?

They would get a wombat to take out a hit on you.

What other animals should you be careful never to cross?

The gastric brooding frog and the drop crocodile.

Can you tell me why?

 

[bilby]

They would get a wombat to take out a hit on you.

What other animals should you be careful never to cross?

The gastric brooding frog and the drop crocodile.

Can you tell me why?

They know the wombat too.

How much does the wombat charge?

 

[gmbteach]

The gastric brooding frog and the drop crocodile.

Can you tell me why?

They know the wombat too.

How much does the wombat charge?

Not as much as the drop bear!

So drop bears really exist?

 

[Keith&Co.]

So drop bears really exist?

Heh... Look up.

Would you rather know or not know?

 

[mudlark]

So drop bears really exist?

Heh... Look up.

Would you rather know or not know?

To know the unknown unknowns would help to know what known is unknown.

Up wut?