Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[fast]

Heh... Look up.

Would you rather know or not know?

To know the unknown unknowns would help to know what known is unknown.

Up wut?

Up your sacralillyac

Since the previous poster is from the Midwest and had an even number of posts under 10, can we legitimately have reason to suspect he is not from the Midwest, or must we have evidence to even legitimately suspect otherwise?

 

[Atheos]

Since the previous poster is from the Midwest and had an even number of posts under 10, can we legitimately have reason to suspect he is not from the Midwest, or must we have evidence to even legitimately suspect otherwise?

Everything is suspect, including the premise that everything is suspect.

Has someone made a porno flick yet with the plot of a guy seeking help for an erection lasting more than 4 hours due to Cialis?

 

[gmbteach]

Since the previous poster is from the Midwest and had an even number of posts under 10, can we legitimately have reason to suspect he is not from the Midwest, or must we have evidence to even legitimately suspect otherwise?

Everything is suspect, including the premise that everything is suspect.

Has someone made a porno flick yet with the plot of a guy seeking help for an erection lasting more than 4 hours due to Cialis?

Nope.


Are you offering?

 

[Atheos]

Has someone made a porno flick yet with the plot of a guy seeking help for an erection lasting more than 4 hours due to Cialis?

Nope.


Are you offering?

Sorry, I'm retired now.

When they recycle an aluminum can do they remove the cigarette butts first?

 

[fast]

Nope.


Are you offering?

Sorry, I'm retired now.

When they recycle an aluminum can do they remove the cigarette butts first?

No. They factor fraud into their prices and spread it among everyone.

Who, what, when, where, why, how, may, can, might, could, should (1), should(2), ought, do, does, are, has, must, is ... what else?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Who, what, when, where, why, how, may, can, might, could, should (1), should(2), ought, do, does, are, has, must, is ... what else?

Is am are was were be being been has have had do does did shall will should would may might must can could.
The Helping Verbs, as memorized in 7th grade. Can't tell you what i had for breakfast Wednesday, but i shall recall the helping verbs in my grave.


WHat did i have for breakfast, Wednesday?

 

[Elixir]

Who, what, when, where, why, how, may, can, might, could, should (1), should(2), ought, do, does, are, has, must, is ... what else?

Is am are was were be being been has have had do does did shall will should would may might must can could.
The Helping Verbs, as memorized in 7th grade. Can't tell you what i had for breakfast Wednesday, but i shall recall the helping verbs in my grave.


WHat did i have for breakfast, Wednesday?

You skipped breakfast. Too busy reciting Helping Verbs.
Those were called relative pronouns when I was in school. Are "Helping CVerbs" like "New Math"?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Those were called relative pronouns when I was in school. Are "Helping CVerbs" like "New Math"?

Doubt it... 7th grade was 1975. So probably more like bodily humors or phlogiston.

When did it get so dark in here?

 

[fast]

Those were called relative pronouns when I was in school. Are "Helping CVerbs" like "New Math"?

Doubt it... 7th grade was 1975. So probably more like bodily humors or phlogiston.

When did it get so dark in here?

When the light left.

Mightn't it be fun to start over?

 

[gmbteach]

Doubt it... 7th grade was 1975. So probably more like bodily humors or phlogiston.

When did it get so dark in here?

When the light left.

Mightn't it be fun to start over?

Depends on what you want to start over.

What would you hate to start over?

 

[bilby]

When the light left.

Mightn't it be fun to start over?

Depends on what you want to start over.

What would you hate to start over?

Taking, and then find that there was a road-train coming the other way, hidden in the dust.

Why do they hide in the dust?

 

[Atheos]

Taking, and then find that there was a road-train coming the other way, hidden in the dust.

Why do they hide in the dust?

Same reason dogs lick their balls: Because they can. Unless of course they're girl dogs, in which case they can't.

Why are fart jokes so funny?

 

[fast]

Taking, and then find that there was a road-train coming the other way, hidden in the dust.

Why do they hide in the dust?

Same reason dogs lick their balls: Because they can. Unless of course they're girl dogs, in which case they can't.

Why are fart jokes so funny?

They're not. We laugh, well, because they're (at least somewhat) funny--not to be confused with (oh so) funny. The distinction lies in degree, as while they are at least minimally funny, they are not (greatly) funny.

How many planc lengths are there per light year?

 

[bilby]

Same reason dogs lick their balls: Because they can. Unless of course they're girl dogs, in which case they can't.

Why are fart jokes so funny?

They're not. We laugh, well, because they're (at least somewhat) funny--not to be confused with (oh so) funny. The distinction lies in degree, as while they are at least minimally funny, they are not (greatly) funny.

How many planc lengths are there per light year?

Quite a lot.



How many ducks constitute a 'row'?

 

[gmbteach]

They're not. We laugh, well, because they're (at least somewhat) funny--not to be confused with (oh so) funny. The distinction lies in degree, as while they are at least minimally funny, they are not (greatly) funny.

How many planc lengths are there per light year?

Quite a lot.

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How many ducks constitute a 'row'?

As many as you can throw!

Why do women like Roses?

 

[fast]

Because they've learned that it was thought of as very sweet when other women got them, so they enjoy the mix between the thought and the symbolism. <please don't grade me on my answer, thank you>

How many pillows are on the bed, and yes, you can add those that have fallen, slid, or otherwise been moved to a close proximity? No wait, scratch that. What is the reasonable maximum we should have?

 

[gmbteach]

Because they've learned that it was thought of as very sweet when other women got them, so they enjoy the mix between the thought and the symbolism. <please don't grade me on my answer, thank you>

How many pillows are on the bed, and yes, you can add those that have fallen, slid, or otherwise been moved to a close proximity? No wait, scratch that. What is the reasonable maximum we should have?

4 and 4.

Why did you ask two Questions?

 

[fast]

Because they've learned that it was thought of as very sweet when other women got them, so they enjoy the mix between the thought and the symbolism. <please don't grade me on my answer, thank you>

How many pillows are on the bed, and yes, you can add those that have fallen, slid, or otherwise been moved to a close proximity? No wait, scratch that. What is the reasonable maximum we should have?

4 and 4.

Why did you ask two Questions?

1) I didn't. The first one was scratched.
2) I realized the first itchy question was person specific and wanted to change it to be more generalized, but notice that given the exact wording of the latter would not have made sense had I not went ahead and posted the first.

To make up for asking two question, I won't ask any at all now.

That assumes #2 is correct and thus making this post a road block to thresh continuation. However, if #1 is the better answer, then the following is my question:

How many legs does a centipede have?

 

[gmbteach]

4 and 4.

Why did you ask two Questions?

1) I didn't. The first one was scratched.
2) I realized the first itchy question was person specific and wanted to change it to be more generalized, but notice that given the exact wording of the latter would not have made sense had I not went ahead and posted the first.

To make up for asking two question, I won't ask any at all now.

That assumes #2 is correct and thus making this post a road block to thresh continuation. However, if #1 is the better answer, then the following is my question:

How many legs does a centipede have?

Enough that shoes and socks would be an expensive business.

Why do socks and sandals look so bogan?

 

[Atheos]

Why do socks and sandals look so bogan?

Bogan is in the eye of the beholder. I think they look quite chic.

Which brings up a relevant question: How many gradients exist in the International Style Standard between bogan and chic?