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Elixir said:
Keith&Co. said:
That's not a guess. THat's sarcasm.


IF Johnny had two apples and Larry had four apples and Naomi had one apple basket, what color are Naomi's panties?
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Purple, of course.

What's the difference between facetiousness and sarcasm?
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It's not worth it if I have to explain it. Sheesh.

Where did 'sheesh' come from?
 
Keith&Co. said:
gmbteach said:
Why would your kid act out?
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B/C acting is in their blood.
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Nicole Kidman has been divorced once and had many breakups. IS she a nightmare to live with?
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No, not quite. It would escalate to nightmarish status, however, had she not an acting outlet to suppress what would otherwise cause her to be a nightmare to live with.

In terms of magnification, 4x, 10x, etc, how does that equate exponentially? For instance, if something is a 10^-3 in size and we view it at 4x, that would be like looking at something larger at 1x, but what X is required such that 10^-2 was X?
 
Elixir said:
Why is 140 characters the twit limit? Why not 137 or 163?
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"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Tweet. Then, shalt thou count to 140, no more, no less. 140 shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be 140. 141 shalt thou not count, nor either count thou 138, excepting that thou then proceed to 139. 142 is right out! Once the number 140, being the last number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Tweet towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"

How many tweets do you get from a Flock of Seagulls?
 
ZiprHead said:
Elixir said:
Why is 140 characters the twit limit? Why not 137 or 163?
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"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Tweet. Then, shalt thou count to 140, no more, no less. 140 shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be 140. 141 shalt thou not count, nor either count thou 138, excepting that thou then proceed to 139. 142 is right out! Once the number 140, being the last number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Tweet towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"

How many tweets do you get from a Flock of Seagulls?
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First, thank you for your exhaustive explanation.
To answer your dumb question, dump ducks don't tweet, they only squawk.
How many dump ducks does it take to make a flock?
 
gmbteach said:
Keith&Co. said:
I didn't realized c was a variable...

What keeps the monsters away?
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Monster spray!

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Would you use it?
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I'd have to see the peer-reviewed test data along with copious descriptions of the exact monsters used in the tests. Until then I'd be skeptical that it would be effective on any of the monsters lurking in my bedroom.

Inspired by Ziprhead's earlier answer I'm wondering what explosive is used in a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
 
Atheos said:
what explosive is used in a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
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Well, it's a holy relic, so it's not "A" Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, it's THE Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. The key to understanding it's munitions lies in the dedication of the grenade.

Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits,
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God's blessing is that which makes it something useful to cause the enemies of The Lord to snuff it.So it must be concentrated blessing, probably stored under pressure, detonated by divine will.

Could the rabbit of Caerbannog have gotten past the Secret Service, or is it only Swamp Rabbits that do that....?
 
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