the dog ate the bible

[BH]

I went over to my mothers house today and she was mad at her dogs. One of them climbed up on the coffee table and started chewing on her brand new Bible. Chewed it pretty good too.

 

[Lion IRC]

Clever dog

http://biblehub.com/niv/deuteronomy/8-3.htm

 

[Keith&Co.]

yet ANOTHER dog-gone bible...

 

[phands]

I went over to my mothers house today and she was mad at her dogs. One of them climbed up on the coffee table and started chewing on her brand new Bible. Chewed it pretty good too.

At least it may have helped clean the dog's teeth. This is much more good than bibles usually do.

The best use for bibles and other "holy" books is to keep them in the bathroom just in case the soft toilet paper runs out.

 

[Tigers!]

I went over to my mothers house today and she was mad at her dogs. One of them climbed up on the coffee table and started chewing on her brand new Bible. Chewed it pretty good too.

At least it may have helped clean the dog's teeth. This is much more good than bibles usually do.

The best use for bibles and other "holy" books is to keep them in the bathroom just in case the soft toilet paper runs out.

Dog shall not live by paper alone.

 

[ZiprHead]

That's nothing. My dad came home really, really drunk one night, an unusual occurrence. He peed in the corner of the bedroom where my mom's bible just happened to be. I don't think I've ever seen her that mad.

 

[Elixir]

They make good door stops.

 

[Jobar]

 

[ideologyhunter]

If a dog eats the page with Proverbs 26:11 ("As a dog returns to its vomit..") and then yaks it up on the floor...and actually RETURNS to it...that would prove....oh, my God, that's heavy. That's heavier than Jesus' face appearing on a bagel. You could sell tickets.

 

[Politesse]

Yes, I always joke about destroying books I dislike for ideological reasons.

 

[ideologyhunter]

You forgot to say 'Harumph.'