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What the heck. We had a thread like this on the old forums, so why not another one here? Feel free to add to the pile.

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Rani Lakshmibai
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rani_Lakshmibai

Led an army against the British. Went into battle with her infant son strapped to her back.
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Tomoe Gozen
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomoe_Gozen

It's hard to separate fact from fiction here, but if even half of the things said about her are true, she must have been an unholy terror on the battlefield. Had an unusally long katana and a fondness for beheading opponents.
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Boudica
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boudica

Queen of a nation allied with the Romans. The Romans stole her lands, flogged her, made her watch her daughters get raped, and oh yeah, Roman bankers basically bankrupted her country. She responded by raising an army and going on a vengeance rampage that resulted in an estimated 70,000 to 80,000 deaths (that's just the estimate for 3 cities, not sure about the total death count).
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Ching Shih
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/chingshih.html

Did you ever watch Star Wars or some other movie, see a badguy slaughter minions for entirely trivial reasons, and think "That's so unrealistic. What kind of leader would do such things? Surely his men would mutiny in a matter of days." You see that stuff in movies because there really were military leaders who did crap like that. Ching Shih was a pirate queen, and was that kind of leader. Read the article linked above. She was the stuff nightmares are made of.
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Nancy Wake
a.k.a. the White Mouse
http://www.nzedge.com/nancy-wake/

The most wanted person by the Gestapo. Named the White Mouse for her ability to avoid capture despite leading a 7,000 man army in Nazi-occupied France.

Anyway, please feel free to add your favorites to the list.
 
Follow this link to the 'Rejected Princesses' website, devoted to women in history whom have been unfairly passed over by Disney. Included are a number of badasses. My favorite: Mariya Oktobrskaya, and her tank, "Fighting Girlfriend."

The most delightful thing about the site is that each has a movie poster!

http://www.rejectedprincesses.com/
 
Here's a couple from the history books from my neck of the planetary woods, not all of them of epic scope, but the ordinary stories are if anything, more believable and impressive:

Hannie Schaft
- 'The girl with the red hair': fought for the Dutch resistance during ww2. Executed three weeks before the end of the war (despite an agreement between the resistance and the occupation forces not to execute women). She survived the first shot and supposedly calmly told her executors "I shoot better" before she was shot again, fatally.

Bertha van Heukelom
- 13th century noblewoman from Holland, commanded the defense of a castle during a war between the Count of Holland and the Bishop of Utrecht.

Ats Bonninga - Frisian Noblewoman from the late 15th century who commanded the defense of a fortress during a civil war, in the absence of her husband who had been captured, and did so long enough to secure the release of her husband.

Bauck Poppema - Another Frisian woman, known for commanding the defence of a fort while pregnant. Eventually the fort fell, and all her soldiers were executed while she was imprisoned. Supposedly she gave birth to twins while chained up in the dungeon.

Kenau Simonsdochter Hasselaer - A female wood merchant from the city of Haarlem, who became a folk hero for her supposed part in the defense of the city against a Spanish siege in 1573. Her name 'Kenau', became synonymous for 'female bravery' in some circles, though it's also been used as an insult; she apparently did not have a good reputation while alive, for having a 'difficult' personality (she apparently had a habit of suing people). Supposedly died at sea when her ship was attacked by pirates.

Maria van Schooten - Believed to have fought alongside Kenau in the siege of Haarlem. Died during the siege when both of her legs were shot off, was buried with full military honors.

Trijn Rembrands - Also known as the Kenau of Alkmaar, another Dutch city. Gained prominence as a 16 year old for showing the most bravery of all of the city's women during during the siege of Alkmaar in 1573; fighting alongside the men.

Trijn van Leemput - Another heroine from the 80 year war of independence. Assembled a large group of women and marched on a nearby castle in 1577 and began to demolish it, after the Spanish garrison there had abandoned it following a Dutch siege. The people of the city of Utrecht demanded the castle be demolished to prevent a similar occurance, but the city council refused.

Trijntje Symons
- A woman from the early 17th century; adopted a male name and started dressing as a man. Chose to study as a shoemaker and later brickmaker, in which she excelled. Then she joined the army and was buried as a soldier; her gender only discovered later when her father managed to uncover the truth.

Margaretha ? - Another woman dressing as a man; succesfully served 7 years in the States Army, fighting against the Spanish, before marrying and retiring in Groningen.

Anne Jans - Another woman dressing as a man; served in the States Navy of the republic as a soldier for 4 years before being discovered and sent home. Was paid a full wage and received an honorary discharge.

Maritgen Ans - Yet another woman dressing as a man; first served as a soldier on a ship in the West India Company in 1628 heading to Guinea. Died in 1631 in Calais when her ship sank.

Aal de Dragonder - In the early 18th century, two soldiers fought a duel to the death. Upon inspection, it turned out that the loser (now dead) was a woman in disguise. Body used for science afterward.

Barbara Pieters Adriaens - Last women dressing as a man, I promise; Served in the States Army for two and a half years. Probably the best documented example, due to the fact that when it was discovered, it also came to light that she had married a woman; which resulted in a full investigation. Both women denied ever having had sex, with the wife not even realizing she'd been married to a woman with Barbara pretending to have had syphilis in order to avoid having to have sex with her wife; a marriage that supposedly was just for show. She was banished from Amsterdam for 21 years. 4 years after being banished, she showed up in the history of Groningen, having been imprisoned a year earlier for having had sex with and marrying another woman. It's unknown what became of her.

Alexandrinne Tinne (my favorite) - Dutch explorer, wealthy heiress, first Dutch female photographer and first European woman to enter and attempt to cross the Sahara. Became the richest heiress in the Netherlands when her father died when she was 10. Extensively travelled the world with her mother; both women being the first European women to navigate up the white nile and pass the 4 degree latitude boundary. Her mother and a number of other people died during an expedition in the Congo. According to statements, she herself was murdered four years later in Libya along with two Dutch sailors by Tuareg, although her body was never found.

Foelke Kampana - Frisian woman from the early 15th century who was the wife of an East-Frisian warlord. She was also called Quade Foelke; meaning something like 'evil foelke', a nickname she attained after the husband of her daughter killed his wife for infidelity and rebelliousness; after which Foelke took the castle and ordered the decapitation of the inlaws.
 
Have we forgotten the Midnight Ride of Sybil Ludington?

April 26, 1777, 9 pm - barely 16 year old Sybil takes the family horse and a strong stick and rides twice as far as Paul Revere - 40 miles - and actually succeeds in warning colonial forces of the approach of the British army. She alerts people along the way, banging on doors with her stick and fighting off highway men.
 
I always wondered if the British empire understood the bizarre parallels between Lakshmibai and Boudica. It's like they went full circle and did a role reversal there.
 
Holy crap, Dystopian, I had no idea Holland had such an impressive list!

There's no doubt more. I left out a bunch of from the WW2 resistance for instance. I also left out a LOT of other women dressing as a man in order to become soldiers; it was apparently pretty common!

I also left out dutch women who were suspected of (or actually were) spies, like the famous Mata Hari, or Beatrice Terwindt: who was a stewardess on the last KLM flight to/from Berlin before the outbreak of WW2, was then trained by MI-9, dropped into occupied Holland via parachute in '43 to set up a new escape route for crashed English pilots only to be captured by Germans who'd sent disinformation to the English spies and knew she was coming. She was tortured and interrogated for three days without saying anything, and after being imprisoned for 15 months was transferred to a concentration camp, but survived the war and died in '87.

I probably also shouldn't have forgotten our most famous queen; Queen Wilhelmina was a strong-willed woman who didn't really act the way was expected of either a woman or a queen in those days. She tended to act on her own while completely disregarding the politicians who had the real power. One story goes that on a visit to Emperor Wilhelm II of Germany, he told her "my guards are seven feet tall and yours are only shoulder-high to them." Wilhelmina smiled politely and replied, "Quite true, Your Majesty, your guards are seven feet tall. But when we open our dikes, the water is ten feet deep!" She'd frequently inspect the troops while on horseback during WW1, without warning. And at the onset of WW2, considered the politicians who tried to stay friendly with Germany as a bunch of idiots; and was a huge moral asset for the resistance, which she was heavily involved with.

Or Jacoba van Beieren, Countess of Holland and Zeeland in the early 15th century, who inherited the lands since she was the only child. Due to political intrigue surrounding a civil war, she lost her lands to her 2nd husband; who she then left in search for a new husband who could help her get her lands back. Together with her third husband, she repeatedly tried to reconquer her lands, but her new husband eloped with one of her courtiers. The former husband who'd stolen her lands from her was poisoned by the English in support of Jacoba; but now she was facing the much more powerful Burgundian armies of Philip the Good, against whom she waged a guerilla war until eventually being forced to sign a peace.

or Anna Maria van Schurman, German-born Dutch painter, humanist, insectologist, linguist, theologian, poet, engraver, scholar, and early feminist. She was the first woman (at least in the Netherlands, don't know about elsewhere) who was allowed to go to college (in 1636, albeit behind closed doors so the male students wouldn't see her); she wrote her first work in 1638; Dissertatio de ingenii muliebris ad doctrinam & meliores litteras aptitudine; in which she defended the view that the women who had both the time and capacity to study, should do so. The first known use of pastels in Dutch paintings is attributed to her, and she became quite famous in international learned circles. She was proficient in 14 languages, including Latin, Greek, Hebrew, Arabic, Syriac, Aramaic, and Ethiopian.

Or Aletta Jacobs, born in 1854; would become the first female doctor in the Netherlands, was the first (officially recognized) student at university/college. Spoke five languages, founded a free clinic in 1880 for poor women and children, and would provide birth control to the women who came there, thus making it the first birth control clinic in the country. She became technically eligible to vote in 1883 because the law specified that people above a certain paygrade were allowed to vote, which she passed on account of being a doctor, but it was ruled that it was not in the spirit of the law to let women vote, forcing the law to be changed to specify 'male citizen'; which would eventually be overturned in large part due to her efforts as the head of the first feminist wave in the country.

Or... I could go on.
 
Fascinating personalities, folks. Thanks for posting them.

I always wondered if the British empire understood the bizarre parallels between Lakshmibai and Boudica. It's like they went full circle and did a role reversal there.

Not necessarily. The English come from a long line of invaders--of England. They descend from the Anglo-Saxons. Invaders. The UK present monarchy is a squiggly, at some points segmented, line from William the Conqueror. Their rule over Jersey and Guernsey are remnants of the Norman empire only free from their rule for a short period in WWII. The British represent conquerors and conquered mixed and mingled, obvious when observing their language. The Great Wars changed all that. Now they send they just sing and conquer our hearts.
 
Hypatia of Alexandria

Hypatia (/haɪˈpeɪʃə/ hy-pay-shə; Greek: Ὑπατία Hypatía) (born c. AD 350 – 370; allegedly killed by a Christian mob in 415[1]) was a Greek Alexandrian Neoplatonist philosopher in Egypt.[2] As head of the Platonist school at Alexandria, she taught philosophy and astronomy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypatia
 
Fascinating personalities, folks. Thanks for posting them.

I always wondered if the British empire understood the bizarre parallels between Lakshmibai and Boudica. It's like they went full circle and did a role reversal there.

Not necessarily. The English come from a long line of invaders--of England. They descend from the Anglo-Saxons. Invaders. The UK present monarchy is a squiggly, at some points segmented, line from William the Conqueror. Their rule over Jersey and Guernsey are remnants of the Norman empire only free from their rule for a short period in WWII. The British represent conquerors and conquered mixed and mingled, obvious when observing their language. The Great Wars changed all that. Now they send they just sing and conquer our hearts.

You are right that the English are a nation of invaders, but it is much more true than is widely known in England, much less in the rest of the world.

William the Bastard (now known as 'the Conqueror') was far from the most noticeable break in the line of succession between the House of Wessex (with Alfred 'the Great' of Wessex as perhaps the first 'King of England' worthy of the name) and the current monarch.

At least five major breaks in succession have happened since the Norman conquest, and at least two of these are (despite what is taught in English schools) just as validly described as 'invasions' as William's little scrap with Harold Godwinson - the takeover in 1605 by one-and-six Jimmy, King of Scotland, was not a technical invasion, but it was certainly the taking of the English throne by the ruler of a foreign power; and the 'Glorious Revolution' of 1688 was an invasion by the Dutch, albeit one supported by a coup d'etat by the English parliament, who were worried that the rightful king was going to disagree with their religious principles.

Certainly as far as badass women are concerned, it is hard to go past Elizabeth I, who managed to get the English people - and more importantly, the English Royal Court - to do her bidding, despite their ingrained belief (due in no small part to the influence of her dad) that only a man could be a true monarch; and a special mention might be needed for Victoria, who reigned over two-thirds of the entire land area of the planet by the time she was done - while still thinking that Cornwall and Scotland were desperately far-flung and remote from her home in London.
 
Holy crap, Dystopian, I had no idea Holland had such an impressive list!

There should be a formal law describing the Talk Freethought history forum that posits that as a length of a thread the goes to infinity, the probability that Dystopian will pipe in with anecdotes about how awesome Dutch history is goes to one.

(We love you, Dystopian, I'm just saying that if someone did the same with US history, you'd probably be the first to call them out as "my country right or wrong" nationalists.)
 
Well, if it's real awesomeness, be welcome.

I find it educational. The only awesomeness I knew about the Dutch was saving Jews during WWII
wikipedia said:
Factors that influenced the great number of people who perished were the fact that the Netherlands was not under a military regime, because the queen and the government had fled to England, leaving the whole governmental apparatus intact. An important factor is also that the Netherlands at that time was already the most densely inhabited country of Western Europe, making it difficult for the relatively large number of Jews to go into hiding, if they would have chosen to. Most Jews in Amsterdam were poor, which limited their options for flight or hiding. Another factor is that the country did not have much open space or woods to flee to. Also, the civil administration was advanced and offered the Nazi-German a full insight in not only the numbers of Jews, but also where they exactly lived. It is important to note that the average citizen of the Netherlands was unaware of the operation of 'death camps' such as Mauthausen for the majority of the occupation. As all Dutch citizens where obligated to 'register' and undertake work in Germany.[10] In fact once concerns about the treatment of Dutch citizens of Jewish descent were recognised the first act of mass civil disobedience in occupied Europe during WWII took place in order to support those Dutch citizens of Jewish descent known as the Februaristaking “February strike”.


.... and Anton van Leeuwenhoek.


(And just for the Jewish thing, they're awesome enough for me.)
 
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