Visitng pastor prays for Trump to get superpowers

[Underseer]

http://guardianbuzz.com/healthcare/...prayed-for-trump-to-gain-supernatural-powers/

Recently released American pastor Andrew Brunson prayed for President Trump in the Oval Office calling upon God to bless the president with “supernatural wisdom,” after making his way back to the U.S. on Saturday for the first time in two years.

Y'all libtards are in trouble now! The Bible clearly states that God answers all intercessory prayers, no matter what the prayer is for. Therefore, Trump is about to get superpowers, then all those disgusting treason-hating libtards are really gonna get it!

 

[Keith&Co.]

The Bible clearly states that God answers all intercessory prayers, no matter what the prayer is for.

Except for the places it says that prayers have to be for things IAW God's desires, and they have to be issued by True Christains.

 

[Underseer]

The Bible clearly states that God answers all intercessory prayers, no matter what the prayer is for.

Except for the places it says that prayers have to be for things IAW God's desires, and they have to be issued by True Christains.

I'm not aware of any such Bible passages. There are passages in the Bible (including the New Testament) that plainly say that anything you pray for will happen.

All of the excuses come from Christians after they have read the Bible and compared the above-mentioned passages to reality. I'm not aware of any such qualifying statements in the Bible itself.

 

[Elixir]

Recently released American pastor Andrew Brunson prayed for President Trump in the Oval Office calling upon God to bless the president with “supernatural wisdom,” after making his way back to the U.S. on Saturday for the first time in two years.

Who among us wouldn't settle for a president with a mere smidgin of natural wisdom?

 

[Keith&Co.]

The Bible clearly states that God answers all intercessory prayers, no matter what the prayer is for.

Except for the places it says that prayers have to be for things IAW God's desires, and they have to be issued by True Christains.

I'm not aware of any such Bible passages. There are passages in the Bible (including the New Testament) that plainly say that anything you pray for will happen.

All of the excuses come from Christians after they have read the Bible .

Not all the excuses. THere are qualifiers, here and there. You have to be in good standing:

Isaiah 59:1-2 but your iniquities have made a separation between you and your God, and your sins have hidden his face from you so that he does not hear.

What you ask for has to be IAW his plan:

1 John 5:14 And this is the confidence that we have toward him, that if we ask anything according to his will he hears us.

Shouldn't pray in anger:

1 Timothy 2:8 I desire then that in every place the men should pray, lifting holy hands without anger or quarreling;

You have to have Skybuddy in your heart:

John 15:7 If you abide in me, and my words abide in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.

Prayers aren't just for everyone, only those Picked by God:

John 15:16 You did not choose me, but I chose you and appointed you that you should go and bear fruit and that your fruit should abide, so that whatever you ask the Father in my name, he may give it to you.

You have to be a good Christain:

1 John 3:22 And whatever we ask we receive from him, because we keep his commandments and do what pleases him.

You have to be a good Christain:

2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people who are called by my name humble themselves, and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and heal their land.

IF you have faith

Matthew 21:22 And whatever you ask in prayer, you will receive, if you have faith.”

 

[Underseer]

OK, fair enough.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

What would Trump do with superpowers anyways?

He already has the most powerful army in history, so adding one more guy who can shoot lightning bolts or fireballs won't really add anything. He spends most of the day sitting around in his bathrobe watching TV and when he does work, his office is in his house, so it's not like he needs to fly anywhere. He already has millions of brainless zombie cultists obeying his every command, so mind control doesn't give him anything new.

It just seems like a waste of a superpower to give one to Trump.

 

[steve_bank]

Saw it and I do not want to think about it too much . That this superstitious nonsense and influence at the highest levels of govt is scary.

Trump had his head lowered in mock reverence. Disgusting.

 

[Keith&Co.]

What would Trump do with superpowers anyways?

He already has the most powerful army in history, so adding one more guy who can shoot lightning bolts or fireballs won't really add anything.

But if HE has lightning bolts, then he won't look so foolish when he runs into an active shooter situation without a gun.

And imagine that press conference. "If I'd been at that school, I'd have been like ("KAPOW!") and ("KAZZZAP!")."

 

[Tom Sawyer]

What would Trump do with superpowers anyways?

He already has the most powerful army in history, so adding one more guy who can shoot lightning bolts or fireballs won't really add anything.

But if HE has lightning bolts, then he won't look so foolish when he runs into an active shooter situation without a gun.

And imagine that press conference. "If I'd been at that school, I'd have been like ("KAPOW!") and ("KAZZZAP!")."

Ya, as he accidentally blows up a bunch of reporters and White House staffers. You know damn well that the buffoon isn't going to put in any time and effort to learn how to control his powers.

 

[Keith&Co.]

What would Trump do with superpowers anyways?

He already has the most powerful army in history, so adding one more guy who can shoot lightning bolts or fireballs won't really add anything.

But if HE has lightning bolts, then he won't look so foolish when he runs into an active shooter situation without a gun.

And imagine that press conference. "If I'd been at that school, I'd have been like ("KAPOW!") and ("KAZZZAP!")."

Ya, as he accidentally blows up a bunch of reporters and White House staffers. You know damn well that the buffoon isn't going to put in any time and effort to learn how to control his powers.

"Of course I have control of my superpowers. They wouldn't be SUPER powers, if I couldn't control them. They'd be assets. Therefore, I have excellent control. The best control of any superpower in the nation. I am literally like Superman."
"Does that mean you're an undocumented alien?"
("Zzzzapit!") "Any other questions?

 

[Cheerful Charlie]

Don't feed him after midnight.

 

[southernhybrid]

Considering how easily he's manipulated a third of the electorate and most Republicans, he really doesn't need any supernatural powers. He already has a cult following.

 

[ideologyhunter]

Boy howdy, yes -- he does have that power. The footage from his rallies belongs in every abnormal psych course. He yawps at his crowd and they holler and halloo back. The mad gleam in their eyes is amazing. They would, some of them, commit crimes of assault (or worse) for him. I see this power he has, and it has never made any sense to me. This is mass psychosis. He'll say something astoundingly ugly, or mocking, or deceitful (or worst of all, maudlin, like that "Mom, I got fired" speech), and as his crowd erupts in approval, I'm shouting 'FUCK YOU!" at my television. (See, he stirs the beast in me, too.)

 

[bilby]

Boy howdy, yes -- he does have that power. The footage from his rallies belongs in every abnormal psych course. He yawps at his crowd and they holler and halloo back. The mad gleam in their eyes is amazing. They would, some of them, commit crimes of assault (or worse) for him. I see this power he has, and it has never made any sense to me. This is mass psychosis. He'll say something astoundingly ugly, or mocking, or deceitful (or worst of all, maudlin, like that "Mom, I got fired" speech), and as his crowd erupts in approval, I'm shouting 'FUCK YOU!" at my television. (See, he stirs the beast in me, too.)

I haven't seen any of his rallies at any length - just snippets on the news.

I am waiting for the Leni Riefenstahl production.