Caption Contest

[angelo]

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And now, for my next illusion I will remove my bra and panties while I have my arms raised like so.

 

[AirPoh]

Let's see what you can do with this.

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I'm am not getting this part.

 

[hyzer]

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The Covid 19 under extreme magnification . . .

 

[ZiprHead]

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The Covid 19 under extreme magnification . . .

Hyzer gave me a grin so... Winner!

 

[hyzer]

Thanks! How about this beauty . . .

 

[Elixir]

“First, you put de lime in de coconut and mix it all up ...”

 

[blastula]

"You down with PPE?"

 

[angelo]

I'm sorry Myrtle, but the tests came back positive. You're having Adam Sandler's baby!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

This tests confirms it, America is infected with Covfefe-19.


You know, running the test a tenth time isn't going to make Trump positive.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

"OK, just to be clear - you DID tell President Trump that peeing into the test tube wasn't actually part of the COVID test, right?"

'Ya, four times. He nods like he understands what I'm saying but then just does it anyways. Am I supposed to just not take it back and leave him standing in the middle of the Oval Office holding a vial of pee? That seems unpatriotic."

 

[hyzer]

"OK, just to be clear - you DID tell President Trump that peeing into the test tube wasn't actually part of the COVID test, right?"

'Ya, four times. He nods like he understands what I'm saying but then just does it anyways. Am I supposed to just not take it back and leave him standing in the middle of the Oval Office holding a vial of pee? That seems unpatriotic."

And that is the winning caption!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[hyzer]

"And with this little paper airplane hat, this bundle of feathers, and God's will, you'll be able fly when we toss you from the top of the Basilica."

 

[jonatha]

Less starch in my boa next time, OK?

 

[AirPoh]

Here we go:

I told you to lay off the holy water.

 

[SLD]

Here we go:

Goooooaaaaalllll!!!!!!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Ric Flair prepping for his Wrestlemania match.

The Pope holding his new divine 6 ft rule stick.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Goooooaaaaalllll!!!!!!

Winner! Take it away, SLD!

 

[angelo]

[ out of contention ]

"Cardinal Pell is the modern day Jeezus But the church of gawd prevailed.

 

[SLD]