Caption Contest

[Elixir]

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You no touch you face. I touch you face!

 

[ZiprHead]

That's close enough. Remember, social distancing.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

"President says crawl on the floor"
"President says clap your hands"
"Bark like a dog"

"Hah - you're out Lisa. I didn't say 'President says'"

 

[Wiploc]

[Wrong thread]

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The King and I

 

[angelo]

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You can crawl as much as you want Gloria, but no dessert for you!

 

[SLD]

"President says crawl on the floor"
"President says clap your hands"
"Bark like a dog"

"Hah - you're out Lisa. I didn't say 'President says'"

Lots of good ones, but only one winner!

 

[Tigers!]

Tom seems to be taking the social isolation very seriously.

Let's have this one

 

[hyzer]

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One seagull to another "Any seen Andy and Red?"

 

[angelo]

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Where's Waldo?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Humans weren't the only victims of the isolation.

Jesus guys, where's the fucking food?!

 

[Tigers!]

Angelo wins the very sparse entry set.

Covid-19 must really be rife in our group.

 

[angelo]

Let's see what can be done with this..............................

 

[angelo]

Angelo wins the very sparse entry set.

Covid-19 must really be rife in our group.

Thanks Tigers.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

OK, I understand your position and get what it is that you're going for, but legally speaking, each of the men would need to get a prescription from their own doctor and pick it up themselves. I can't just give you a bottle full of Viagra that you can hand out to whomever you pick up on the street on a given day.

 

[AirPoh]

Let's see what can be done with this..............................

And if you do what the Presidents says, this stuff will kill you.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Yeah, due to the high co-pay you can't afford, I substituted it with Placebo. It really is a miracle drug. It costs almost nothing and it has been tested against and shown to work against almost every known disease out there to some varying, though non-statistically significant, degree. The side effects could be just about anything, but those would be psychosomatic, so just think positive.

 

[ideologyhunter]

From a Wanda Sykes routine about old ladies striving to meet their pharmacy costs: "I'll blow you for a Boniva!"

 

[angelo]

OK, I understand your position and get what it is that you're going for, but legally speaking, each of the men would need to get a prescription from their own doctor and pick it up themselves. I can't just give you a bottle full of Viagra that you can hand out to whomever you pick up on the street on a given day.

Winnah!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[DBT]

Officer, I am innocent, I know nothing about a stolen flag.