It's 2020, so obviously everyone's nervous about possible murder turkeys attacking in the thousands or mashed potatoes containing a new type of parasite that turns us into mole people or COVID becomes sentient and starts to really fuck with us and we barely make it to December 31st alive.
I for one will be very thankful if none of that stuff happens. And as we all like to say, we should not live in fear.
So at our house, we're having a very simple traditional Thanksgiving dinner of ham, turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravy, and rolls, and just for me since I'm the only one who likes them, I'll be having cranberry sauce with my turkey, a side of green beans, and pumpkin pie.
What's your plan for the turkeypocalypse?
I for one will be very thankful if none of that stuff happens. And as we all like to say, we should not live in fear.
So at our house, we're having a very simple traditional Thanksgiving dinner of ham, turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravy, and rolls, and just for me since I'm the only one who likes them, I'll be having cranberry sauce with my turkey, a side of green beans, and pumpkin pie.
What's your plan for the turkeypocalypse?