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Get a damn move on. This half hour walk has taken two days so far.
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Okay, the line for mustache rides starts to my left. Putin, you're up first.
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Now Vlad, you do know I am from China don't you, not Tasmania like the Mad Monk Abbot?
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>24 hours...Next pic...
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Hahaha, look at that idiot Obama making a fool of himself with the Kardashan sisters!>24 hours...Next pic...
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...."Pull my finger!"......................."NO, pull MY finger!".........................."They farted!"
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Thanks! Give me a few and I'll see what I can come up with...
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Have a blow at this...
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These Kohler commercials are getting out of hand. Dude, do you know what that's for?
These Kohler commercials are getting out of hand. Dude, do you know what that's for?
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The Belugaphone was mostly a curiosity piece for the small overlap of music afficionados who were also welders. Audiances in the same building as the performer could not hear anything, though it worked like a dog whistle for aquatic mammals that were no more than 400 miles out to sea.
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The Maxaphone was never a popular instrument. Smokers could never play two notes in a row and even pearl divers could never finish Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
The Belugaphone was mostly a curiosity piece for the small overlap of music afficionados who were also welders. Audiances in the same building as the performer could not hear anything, though it worked like a dog whistle for aquatic mammals that were no more than 400 miles out to sea.
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The Maxaphone was never a popular instrument. Smokers could never play two notes in a row and even pearl divers could never finish Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
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One more:
My son wants to pick up an instrument.
He has no musical ambition. He just wants to work out until he can pick up this instrument....
My son wants to pick up an instrument.
He has no musical ambition. He just wants to work out until he can pick up this instrument....
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The only known example of the flute from the land of the giants.
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Dude! This is the best bong EVER!!!
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Today's caption was brought to you by the letters W, T, F, and the number 4...
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At the outset of his crack addiction, before his funds ran out, John was able to do rather better than a small glass pipe.
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You don't play Chuck Norris' saxophone. It plays YOU.
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They said this would happen if they legalized marijuana in Washington.
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I see to play this instrument you have to use the Larry Craig Stance.
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I see to play this instrument you have to use the Larry Craig Stance.