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In this Microsoft Ignite video, the host opens with a thirty second acknowledgment of Microsoft's occupation of native land (though noticeably doesn't offer to hand it back). Now, I work in a large organisation, so I'm used to the compulsory prayer and act of contrition section of presentations, so that part didn't surprise me.

But then the host named her job role and followed it up with "I'm an Asian and white female with dark brown hair wearing a red sleeveless top" (I'll note that her hair was not in fact wearing a red sleeveless top).

The next person to speak named his job then followed up with "I'm a tall Hispanic male wearing a blue shirt and khaki pants".

I must say, I can never anticipate where the brave new world of Woke will take us next. Oddly, the video above does not show the speakers declare their pronouns, but the hosts in the 'Into Focus' security video also linked in the same thread do get pronouns in, among other mutable and immutable characteristics:

"I'm a Caucasian woman with long blonde hair and I go by she/her."

After the important information about her race and hair style is out of the way, then we get a job title.

The next speaker is "a Caucasian man with glasses and a beard, I go by he/him". (He then reveals he's a security evangelist).

I have two questions: one, what is going on here? I'm a knuckle-dragging scumbag reactionary so I can't quite understand why your physical appearance is relevant, let alone relevant enough to describe in a diegetic audio description track, when discussing a product.

Two: is this something you think is desirable for corporations to move towards? I've spent my entire life embarrassed and ashamed about my imposing physical presence. It would cause me anxiety to draw extra attention to it.
 
The politicization of everything; inserted everywhere in life. Just like a religion.

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I was in a Starbuck's today and got a grande Irish Cream cold brew, which was amazing, and noticed that my barista (who had, um, boobs, and appeared to be a woman) had a name tag that said "pronouns He/Him/His."
The POINT of this encounter being, of course, that I got a grande Irish Cream cold brew, which was amazing.

Somehow, I was even able to drive home, concentrate enough to play some guitar, and watch some football, and I strongly suspect I'll be able to go to sleep tonight.
 
I was in a Starbuck's today and got a grande Irish Cream cold brew, which was amazing, and noticed that my barista (who had, um, boobs, and appeared to be a woman) had a name tag that said "pronouns He/Him/His."
The POINT of this encounter being, of course, that I got a grande Irish Cream cold brew, which was amazing.

Somehow, I was even able to drive home, concentrate enough to play some guitar, and watch some football, and I strongly suspect I'll be able to go to sleep tonight.
What's the point of your story?
 
Probably some sort of delayed shock will hit you in a year or two. You'll see Eric Idle, think of Loretta, and there it'll be.
Stay strong!
I don't know who you are talking about, but do you have any comments on the questions asked in the OP?
 
I was in a Starbuck's today and got a grande Irish Cream cold brew, which was amazing, and noticed that my barista (who had, um, boobs, and appeared to be a woman) had a name tag that said "pronouns He/Him/His."
The POINT of this encounter being, of course, that I got a grande Irish Cream cold brew, which was amazing.

Somehow, I was even able to drive home, concentrate enough to play some guitar, and watch some football, and I strongly suspect I'll be able to go to sleep tonight.
What's the point of your story?
Actually, I don't understand the point you were trying to make in the OP. I am sincere.
 
I was in a Starbuck's today and got a grande Irish Cream cold brew, which was amazing, and noticed that my barista (who had, um, boobs, and appeared to be a woman) had a name tag that said "pronouns He/Him/His."
The POINT of this encounter being, of course, that I got a grande Irish Cream cold brew, which was amazing.

Somehow, I was even able to drive home, concentrate enough to play some guitar, and watch some football, and I strongly suspect I'll be able to go to sleep tonight.
What's the point of your story?
Actually, I don't understand the point you were trying to make in the OP. I am sincere.
I asked two questions in the OP. Perhaps people didn't get to the questions as they stopped reading in order to compose snarky responses that didn't address the questions. But, for the avoidance of doubt, I will repeat the questions I asked in the OP:

I have two questions: one, what is going on here? I'm a knuckle-dragging scumbag reactionary so I can't quite understand why your physical appearance is relevant, let alone relevant enough to describe in a diegetic audio description track, when discussing a product.
Two: is this something you think is desirable for corporations to move towards? I've spent my entire life embarrassed and ashamed about my imposing physical presence. It would cause me anxiety to draw extra attention to it.
 
I was in a Starbuck's today and got a grande Irish Cream cold brew, which was amazing, and noticed that my barista (who had, um, boobs, and appeared to be a woman) had a name tag that said "pronouns He/Him/His."
The POINT of this encounter being, of course, that I got a grande Irish Cream cold brew, which was amazing.

Somehow, I was even able to drive home, concentrate enough to play some guitar, and watch some football, and I strongly suspect I'll be able to go to sleep tonight.
What's the point of your story?
Actually, I don't understand the point you were trying to make in the OP. I am sincere.
I asked two questions in the OP. Perhaps people didn't get to the questions as they stopped reading in order to compose snarky responses that didn't address the questions. But, for the avoidance of doubt, I will repeat the questions I asked in the OP:

I have two questions: one, what is going on here? I'm a knuckle-dragging scumbag reactionary so I can't quite understand why your physical appearance is relevant, let alone relevant enough to describe in a diegetic audio description track, when discussing a product.
Two: is this something you think is desirable for corporations to move towards? I've spent my entire life embarrassed and ashamed about my imposing physical presence. It would cause me anxiety to draw extra attention to it.
No, no: I read the OP and your questions. I just don't get why this is worth more than an internal eyeroll to you. I honestly don't.
 
I was in a Starbuck's today and got a grande Irish Cream cold brew, which was amazing, and noticed that my barista (who had, um, boobs, and appeared to be a woman) had a name tag that said "pronouns He/Him/His."
The POINT of this encounter being, of course, that I got a grande Irish Cream cold brew, which was amazing.

Somehow, I was even able to drive home, concentrate enough to play some guitar, and watch some football, and I strongly suspect I'll be able to go to sleep tonight.
What's the point of your story?
Actually, I don't understand the point you were trying to make in the OP. I am sincere.
I asked two questions in the OP. Perhaps people didn't get to the questions as they stopped reading in order to compose snarky responses that didn't address the questions. But, for the avoidance of doubt, I will repeat the questions I asked in the OP:

I have two questions: one, what is going on here? I'm a knuckle-dragging scumbag reactionary so I can't quite understand why your physical appearance is relevant, let alone relevant enough to describe in a diegetic audio description track, when discussing a product.
Two: is this something you think is desirable for corporations to move towards? I've spent my entire life embarrassed and ashamed about my imposing physical presence. It would cause me anxiety to draw extra attention to it.
No, no: I read the OP and your questions. I just don't get why this is worth more than an internal eyeroll to you. I honestly don't.
It is worth more than an 'eyeroll' for a number of reasons, and I thought some of those reasons had been made obvious in the OP. For example, it ought be clear that I regard the routine acknowledgment of native land in corporate presentations a coerced religious utterance, which is bad enough, but it is also a waste of time, and transparently hypocritical. I was forced to go to church growing up, I don't want to go to church at work as well.

But that wasn't the main point of the OP. The main point was my bewilderment at what the hell was even going on. Nobody has offered an explanation; they've only gaslighted me for being bewildered and for expressing concern about being coerced to engage in this in the future.
 
I was in a Starbuck's today and got a grande Irish Cream cold brew, which was amazing, and noticed that my barista (who had, um, boobs, and appeared to be a woman) had a name tag that said "pronouns He/Him/His."
The POINT of this encounter being, of course, that I got a grande Irish Cream cold brew, which was amazing.

Somehow, I was even able to drive home, concentrate enough to play some guitar, and watch some football, and I strongly suspect I'll be able to go to sleep tonight.
What's the point of your story?
Actually, I don't understand the point you were trying to make in the OP. I am sincere.
I asked two questions in the OP. Perhaps people didn't get to the questions as they stopped reading in order to compose snarky responses that didn't address the questions. But, for the avoidance of doubt, I will repeat the questions I asked in the OP:

I have two questions: one, what is going on here? I'm a knuckle-dragging scumbag reactionary so I can't quite understand why your physical appearance is relevant, let alone relevant enough to describe in a diegetic audio description track, when discussing a product.
Two: is this something you think is desirable for corporations to move towards? I've spent my entire life embarrassed and ashamed about my imposing physical presence. It would cause me anxiety to draw extra attention to it.
No, no: I read the OP and your questions. I just don't get why this is worth more than an internal eyeroll to you. I honestly don't.
It is worth more than an 'eyeroll' for a number of reasons, and I thought some of those reasons had been made obvious in the OP. For example, it ought be clear that I regard the routine acknowledgment of native land in corporate presentations a coerced religious utterance, which is bad enough, but it is also a waste of time, and transparently hypocritical. I was forced to go to church growing up, I don't want to go to church at work as well.

But that wasn't the main point of the OP. The main point was my bewilderment at what the hell was even going on. Nobody has offered an explanation; they've only gaslighted me for being bewildered and for expressing concern about being coerced to engage in this in the future.
Why are you *forced* to engage in this in the future? I admit that I'm a little flummoxed at the descriptions of people's clothing--perhaps they are doing this for those who don't have visuals or who are vision impaired?

I worked for many years in the medical field. It was very common for all speakers to disclose any potential conflicts of interest that might be tied to their presentation as well as their bona fides. Beyond that? I don't understand why they were doing what they were doing but that might be a question to ask someone connected to the presentation?
 
I was in a Starbuck's today and got a grande Irish Cream cold brew, which was amazing, and noticed that my barista (who had, um, boobs, and appeared to be a woman) had a name tag that said "pronouns He/Him/His."
The POINT of this encounter being, of course, that I got a grande Irish Cream cold brew, which was amazing.

Somehow, I was even able to drive home, concentrate enough to play some guitar, and watch some football, and I strongly suspect I'll be able to go to sleep tonight.
What's the point of your story?
Actually, I don't understand the point you were trying to make in the OP. I am sincere.
I asked two questions in the OP. Perhaps people didn't get to the questions as they stopped reading in order to compose snarky responses that didn't address the questions. But, for the avoidance of doubt, I will repeat the questions I asked in the OP:

I have two questions: one, what is going on here? I'm a knuckle-dragging scumbag reactionary so I can't quite understand why your physical appearance is relevant, let alone relevant enough to describe in a diegetic audio description track, when discussing a product.
Two: is this something you think is desirable for corporations to move towards? I've spent my entire life embarrassed and ashamed about my imposing physical presence. It would cause me anxiety to draw extra attention to it.
No, no: I read the OP and your questions. I just don't get why this is worth more than an internal eyeroll to you. I honestly don't.
It is worth more than an 'eyeroll' for a number of reasons, and I thought some of those reasons had been made obvious in the OP. For example, it ought be clear that I regard the routine acknowledgment of native land in corporate presentations a coerced religious utterance, which is bad enough, but it is also a waste of time, and transparently hypocritical. I was forced to go to church growing up, I don't want to go to church at work as well.

But that wasn't the main point of the OP. The main point was my bewilderment at what the hell was even going on. Nobody has offered an explanation; they've only gaslighted me for being bewildered and for expressing concern about being coerced to engage in this in the future.
Why are you *forced* to engage in this in the future?
Because I work for a large organisation, and I can see the same developments in my own workplace (admittedly, not to the extent in the two Microsoft videos).

I admit that I'm a little flummoxed at the descriptions of people's clothing--perhaps they are doing this for those who don't have visuals or who are vision impaired?
Well, it partly sounded like an audio description track for the vision impaired, but it cannot be that. Audio description tracks are laid over the top of the existing sound to explain on-screen action necessary to understand the narrative. I can only think it is put in there to normalise discussing your own ethnicity in a presentation. Blind people (the ones who've never had vision at least), don't know what a 'red' top is or 'blonde' hair.

I worked for many years in the medical field. It was very common for all speakers to disclose any potential conflicts of interest that might be tied to their presentation as well as their bona fides. Beyond that? I don't understand why they were doing what they were doing but that might be a question to ask someone connected to the presentation?
Why would being a tall Hispanic man be relevant to discussing IT?

I don't know anyone connected to the presentation, but it is entirely possible that somebody here knows what's going on.
 
I was in a Starbuck's today and got a grande Irish Cream cold brew, which was amazing, and noticed that my barista (who had, um, boobs, and appeared to be a woman) had a name tag that said "pronouns He/Him/His."
The POINT of this encounter being, of course, that I got a grande Irish Cream cold brew, which was amazing.

Somehow, I was even able to drive home, concentrate enough to play some guitar, and watch some football, and I strongly suspect I'll be able to go to sleep tonight.
What's the point of your story?
Actually, I don't understand the point you were trying to make in the OP. I am sincere.
I asked two questions in the OP. Perhaps people didn't get to the questions as they stopped reading in order to compose snarky responses that didn't address the questions. But, for the avoidance of doubt, I will repeat the questions I asked in the OP:

I have two questions: one, what is going on here? I'm a knuckle-dragging scumbag reactionary so I can't quite understand why your physical appearance is relevant, let alone relevant enough to describe in a diegetic audio description track, when discussing a product.
Two: is this something you think is desirable for corporations to move towards? I've spent my entire life embarrassed and ashamed about my imposing physical presence. It would cause me anxiety to draw extra attention to it.
No, no: I read the OP and your questions. I just don't get why this is worth more than an internal eyeroll to you. I honestly don't.
It is worth more than an 'eyeroll' for a number of reasons, and I thought some of those reasons had been made obvious in the OP. For example, it ought be clear that I regard the routine acknowledgment of native land in corporate presentations a coerced religious utterance, which is bad enough, but it is also a waste of time, and transparently hypocritical. I was forced to go to church growing up, I don't want to go to church at work as well.

But that wasn't the main point of the OP. The main point was my bewilderment at what the hell was even going on. Nobody has offered an explanation; they've only gaslighted me for being bewildered and for expressing concern about being coerced to engage in this in the future.
Why are you *forced* to engage in this in the future?
Because I work for a large organisation, and I can see the same developments in my own workplace (admittedly, not to the extent in the two Microsoft videos).

I admit that I'm a little flummoxed at the descriptions of people's clothing--perhaps they are doing this for those who don't have visuals or who are vision impaired?
Well, it partly sounded like an audio description track for the vision impaired, but it cannot be that. Audio description tracks are laid over the top of the existing sound to explain on-screen action necessary to understand the narrative. I can only think it is put in there to normalise discussing your own ethnicity in a presentation. Blind people (the ones who've never had vision at least), don't know what a 'red' top is or 'blonde' hair.

I worked for many years in the medical field. It was very common for all speakers to disclose any potential conflicts of interest that might be tied to their presentation as well as their bona fides. Beyond that? I don't understand why they were doing what they were doing but that might be a question to ask someone connected to the presentation?
Why would being a tall Hispanic man be relevant to discussing IT?

I don't know anyone connected to the presentation, but it is entirely possible that somebody here knows what's going on.
Again, I am making an assumption that they were describing themselves for the benefit of those who could not actually see them. It helps some people to visualize other people. But that's just a guess.
 
I think the point is, I am who I say I am not as you perceive me to be. Which answers question one and could negate question two. If you’d let it.
Some things may be obvious and hard to argue like clothing. Others are more nuanced like who I know myself to be.
How do people react to your “imposing physical presence”? Is it justified? Is this who you are?
 
I was in a Starbuck's today and got a grande Irish Cream cold brew, which was amazing, and noticed that my barista (who had, um, boobs, and appeared to be a woman) had a name tag that said "pronouns He/Him/His."
The POINT of this encounter being, of course, that I got a grande Irish Cream cold brew, which was amazing.

Somehow, I was even able to drive home, concentrate enough to play some guitar, and watch some football, and I strongly suspect I'll be able to go to sleep tonight.
What's the point of your story?
Actually, I don't understand the point you were trying to make in the OP. I am sincere.
Oh. Whoops. I forgot to look and see if there were ignored posts. I thought i was responding to the OP.
 
I was in a Starbuck's today and got a grande Irish Cream cold brew, which was amazing, and noticed that my barista (who had, um, boobs, and appeared to be a woman) had a name tag that said "pronouns He/Him/His."
The POINT of this encounter being, of course, that I got a grande Irish Cream cold brew, which was amazing.

Somehow, I was even able to drive home, concentrate enough to play some guitar, and watch some football, and I strongly suspect I'll be able to go to sleep tonight.
What's the point of your story?
Actually, I don't understand the point you were trying to make in the OP. I am sincere.
I asked two questions in the OP. Perhaps people didn't get to the questions as they stopped reading in order to compose snarky responses that didn't address the questions. But, for the avoidance of doubt, I will repeat the questions I asked in the OP:

I have two questions: one, what is going on here? I'm a knuckle-dragging scumbag reactionary so I can't quite understand why your physical appearance is relevant, let alone relevant enough to describe in a diegetic audio description track, when discussing a product.
Two: is this something you think is desirable for corporations to move towards? I've spent my entire life embarrassed and ashamed about my imposing physical presence. It would cause me anxiety to draw extra attention to it.
No, no: I read the OP and your questions. I just don't get why this is worth more than an internal eyeroll to you. I honestly don't.
It is worth more than an 'eyeroll' for a number of reasons, and I thought some of those reasons had been made obvious in the OP. For example, it ought be clear that I regard the routine acknowledgment of native land in corporate presentations a coerced religious utterance, which is bad enough, but it is also a waste of time, and transparently hypocritical. I was forced to go to church growing up, I don't want to go to church at work as well.

But that wasn't the main point of the OP. The main point was my bewilderment at what the hell was even going on. Nobody has offered an explanation; they've only gaslighted me for being bewildered and for expressing concern about being coerced to engage in this in the future.
Why are you *forced* to engage in this in the future?
Because I work for a large organisation, and I can see the same developments in my own workplace (admittedly, not to the extent in the two Microsoft videos).

I admit that I'm a little flummoxed at the descriptions of people's clothing--perhaps they are doing this for those who don't have visuals or who are vision impaired?
Well, it partly sounded like an audio description track for the vision impaired, but it cannot be that. Audio description tracks are laid over the top of the existing sound to explain on-screen action necessary to understand the narrative. I can only think it is put in there to normalise discussing your own ethnicity in a presentation. Blind people (the ones who've never had vision at least), don't know what a 'red' top is or 'blonde' hair.

I worked for many years in the medical field. It was very common for all speakers to disclose any potential conflicts of interest that might be tied to their presentation as well as their bona fides. Beyond that? I don't understand why they were doing what they were doing but that might be a question to ask someone connected to the presentation?
Why would being a tall Hispanic man be relevant to discussing IT?

I don't know anyone connected to the presentation, but it is entirely possible that somebody here knows what's going on.
Again, I am making an assumption that they were describing themselves for the benefit of those who could not actually see them. It helps some people to visualize other people. But that's just a guess.
If this is a corporate presentation, there may be requirements imposed upon the presenter. Someone in the chain read a book, maybe misunderstood a book, thought it was a good idea and now requires this of every presentation made on his/her budget.
The review processes for when i teach sailors and when i teach higher-ranking corporate produce radically different outputs. Not because the topic or the objectives change, but because different people insist on what must or must not be said, shown, alluded to, or specific terms used.
 
I think the point is, I am who I say I am not as you perceive me to be. Which answers question one and could negate question two. If you’d let it.
Some things may be obvious and hard to argue like clothing. Others are more nuanced like who I know myself to be.
How do people react to your “imposing physical presence”? Is it justified? Is this who you are?
My physical presence is there for all to see. I cannot see what positive effect talking about my ethnicity, height, hairstyle, or clothing is supposed to have. In fact, I find the idea totally bizarre.
 
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