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I would like to know how I can become a well known name in the Republican Party once I get elected to congress?

How can I become a Mike Johnson, Majorie Taylor Green or Kevin McCarthy in the Republican Party?

How can I make sure that people know my name in politics and that I am a figure that is well known in the Republican Party?
 
NightHawkBuzz said:
How can I make sure that people know my name in politics?
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You could start by telling us your name. The thing about politics is that you kinda have to be a public figure. Hiding behind an alias on a relatively obscure internet forum isn't going to cut the mustard. You have to be willing to stand up and say "My name is (insert your name here) and I'm running for Congress in (insert your district/state here) and I can't wait to get to work restricting the freedom of women-folk, minorities, and people whom I don't think are God's chosen people!"

At some point in this process you're going to have to self-identify. Put your name and your photo on a campaign sign. What better place and time to start than right here and now!
 
1. Pontificate loudly on election integrity, but refuse to discuss Trump's activities from Nov. '20 through January '21.
2. Bellow about America First, but decline to get in a discussion of our predicament if Ukraine falls to Russia.
3. Yell about inflation and the price of eggs but never ever discuss the economic stats that characterized Late Trump.
4. Talk sincerely about the sanctity of life but reassure us that the Alabama and Arizona courts are clearly overboard and crazy.
5. Bitch about Hunter's salary in Ukraine but forget about Jared's $2 billion from Khashoggi's killers.
6. Accept that your target voter may well be a white supremacist, an extreme Islamophobe, and a hardcore Q follower. Speak respectfully of their legacy American values.
7. Stress that you support law enforcement and that the Jan. 6-ers are hostages.
8. Proudly insist that everyone has the right to buy combat weapons designed to spray a continuous storm of ordinance at a line of infantry (or supermarket shoppers.)
9. At all costs, insist that the country must be protected from what we must all agree is the Existential Threat to Our Democracy. The transgendered.
10. Always stand up for truth and have alternate facts at your disposal.

Remember you are there to do the people's business: impeaching Biden for ______________________ (to be determined). You should go far and I hope to see your sound bites on the Kimmel show.
 
NightHawkBuzz said:
I would like to know how I can become a well known name in the Republican Party once I get elected to congress?
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Once you get elected to Congress you will already be a well known name in the Republican Party. It’s not that big a club. But to become a BIGLY leader like Madge and that teenage sex trafficker guy, you have to make a big ruckus. Doesn’t matter what it is about. Yell and scream like Madge, take advantage of some young women, like Matty, and most of all, heap hyperbolic praise upon Donald Trump.
Good luck.
 
NightHawkBuzz said:
I would like to know how I can become a well known name in the Republican Party once I get elected to congress?

How can I become a Mike Johnson, Majorie Taylor Green or Kevin McCarthy in the Republican Party?

How can I make sure that people know my name in politics and that I am a figure that is well known in the Republican Party?
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Raise a shitload of money.

That is all you need to do.
 
Politics in America operates on a pay-to-win model; without substantial funding, participation is futile.
 
NightHawkBuzz said:
I would like to know how I can become a well known name in the Republican Party once I get elected to congress?

How can I become a Mike Johnson, Majorie Taylor Green or Kevin McCarthy in the Republican Party?

How can I make sure that people know my name in politics and that I am a figure that is well known in the Republican Party?
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Well, I've already given you advice on getting a sugar daddy in my 4-step program designed specifically for you.

If you are already following it, then you will already have a following, starting with AM radio and tweeting.

The next thing you will have to do is always push the envelope in your party. This means join the Liberty Caucus. Then, immediately accuse the leader of your party in Congress of working with the enemy and being soft. He (it's going to be male) will likely already be working with them because compromise is necessary to pass legislation. So go after him and make noise through your channels of social media.

Don't be afraid to talk about things where you have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. Remember all attention is good. Your crazy base will believe it anyway.
 
NightHawkBuzz said:
I would like to know how I can become a well known name in the Republican Party once I get elected to congress?

How can I become a Mike Johnson, Majorie Taylor Green or Kevin McCarthy in the Republican Party?

How can I make sure that people know my name in politics and that I am a figure that is well known in the Republican Party?
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Gee Buzz, it has been over a half year you've been asking the same stupid questions.
If all your bluster and bravado about what you're "going to do" had any merit at all, you'd be here touting your great achievements over the last 7 months, instead of being stuck right where you were when you started asking us stupid questions.

WHAT WENT WRONG, Buzz?
At this rate you'll die of old age before you get elected Dog Catcher, let along get elected to Congress.
 
Not adding any more energy to these ridiculous questions. You’ve sunk below my “is it even a feeble attempt at reality” entry riser. And even if you’re real, I have no interest in improving the chances of your beliefs getting any power.

Go improve your morals.
 
I would recommend championing the cause of some super wealthy libertarian like Musk or Koch. Find out what they want deregulated so they can generate even more gobs of money. Get involved with their think tanks. You don't run on that cause however (that's your funding) - you find a cause that riles people up - the Christian Right are an easy market for rage bait. People are riled up now because of global sociopolitical events. Your timing is perfect. Blame your opponents.

Your funders will make sure your messaging is amplified. The trick is to be more extreme than your opponents. That will drive social media engagement.

Do not underestimate the power of crazy in America.

(I wish this was hyperbole)
 
NightHawkBuzz said:
I would like to know how I can become a well known name in the Republican Party once I get elected to congress?

How can I become a Mike Johnson, Majorie Taylor Green or Kevin McCarthy in the Republican Party?

How can I make sure that people know my name in politics and that I am a figure that is well known in the Republican Party?
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If you really want to stand out as a republican, act like a sane person! Profess a belief in science! Show tolerance and understanding towards others. Be polite. Don’t judge others. Respect those with differing opinions. Support democracy! Be well informed on the issues. And etc. Follow this strategy, and you’ll be the most unique member of the Republican Party!
 
Harry Bosch said:
If you really want to stand out as a republican, act like a sane person! Profess a belief in science! Show tolerance and understanding towards others. Be polite. Don’t judge others. Respect those with differing opinions. Support democracy! Be well informed on the issues. And etc. Follow this strategy, and you’ll be the most unique member of the Republican Party!
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Unfortunately for the USA, he'd never get near political power. He'd be lucky to get more donations than a $20 from his mom. And he'd get primaried by some idiot like all decent Republicans do.
Tom
 
Be as hardline and as crazy as possible. Be dirty in your personal life, but expect others to live to a higher standard.

And, no, this isn't a joke. Just look at the names we know. They're not the sane ones.
 
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