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Don2 (Don1 Revised)

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I'm just gonna copy and paste a comment I made on another forum.

Unfortunately, we've been down this road before. In the wake of the January 6th riot/attack on the Capitol, there was yet another attempt to impeach, convict, and remove him. Not only did that fail (thanks to his party in both houses of Congress) but in the wake of that, the highest court in the land essentially ruled that any attempt to hold him accountable for a crime was set to "extremely hard mode" from here on out, emboldening him to believe that if he got back in office, he would be effectively invincible. And he did. With a very few exceptions, sitting members of his party in Congress have shown no desire to even question his actions, let alone go along with an attempt to remove him from office. For ANY reason.
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There's only one way he doesn't make it to the end of this term: Death. If he has a debilitating stroke, his administration will insist that he's "working so hard for the American people that he can't make public appearances right now" and his cabinet will refuse to even consider the 25th Amendment. If the Democrats win the mid-terms but don't capture a big enough majority in the Senate to convict, the Republicans will stymie any such effort. Strap yourselves in, folks. We're in it until January of 2029.
 
Ford said:
There's only one way he doesn't make it to the end of this term: Death.
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Fine by me!
But seriously, nice as that would be, it’s not necessary in order for the US to start its U-turn. If the election this fall
* happens,
* is even slightly fair,
* reflects the will of the people and
* the winners get seated in January,
Trump’s tiny balls will be cut off and he can live out his lame duck term, and then choose to either die or go to jail.
Come to think of it he could do both. Dying in jail would be perfect.
 
As much as I hate to say, I think the best outcome is Trump dying in pain in his own bed from some avoidable disease. That eliminates his martyrdom to the MAGA crowd
 
laughing dog said:
As much as I hate to say, I think the best outcome is Trump dying in pain in his own bed from some avoidable disease. That eliminates his martyrdom to the MAGA crowd
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No it doesn't, because they'll claim to be the victims of some sort of attack, and the real causes of his death will be hidden.

I'd love to hope that's kind of crazy to say, but this is par for the course with this administration.

This is assuming they even admit he's dead at all.
 
hurtinbuckaroo said:
Falling down the stairs from Air Force 1 while shitting his pants, live on camera. Let them try to spin that.
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AI deepfake. The so-called "eyewitnesses" are all paid actors.

There's nothing that can't be denied by cultists, no matter how much evidence of it exists.
 
When I can't get to sleep at night I've often thought of what would convince the cultists that he actually died of natural causes. I keep coming back to the fact that many will come up with some crazy excuse for why it wasn't natural.

I keep thinking that the only answer is for some Harry Potter witch or wizard to give Trump the Imperius Curse. Make him drop his pants and poop on the stage. Make him try to jerk off to the teleprompter, babble insane shit about screwing baby girls, etc... Let him go on like that for a few hours. All on national television. And then let him have a brain aneurysm.

Sadly the Imperious Curse is unforgivable.

So the only answer is for him to die of natural causes and hope that only a small percentage of cultists will think that it's a conspiracy.
 
bilby said:
hurtinbuckaroo said:
Falling down the stairs from Air Force 1 while shitting his pants, live on camera. Let them try to spin that.
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AI deepfake. The so-called "eyewitnesses" are all paid actors.

There's nothing that can't be denied by cultists, no matter how much evidence of it exists.
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Even Vance being sworn in?
 
bilby said:
hurtinbuckaroo said:
Falling down the stairs from Air Force 1 while shitting his pants, live on camera. Let them try to spin that.
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AI deepfake. The so-called "eyewitnesses" are all paid actors.

There's nothing that can't be denied by cultists, no matter how much evidence of it exists.
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Probably true. But I can't help wondering if certain 'scriptury' coincidences happened...if that wouldn't convince the cult.

1. Suppose Trump does take a fall on the landing stairs while shitting his pants and lands on the tarmac, croaked...and at the same instant, the Trump banner on the DOJ building rips open from top to bottom.

2. Then the earth trembles, and certain dead celebs claw their way out of their graves, then trudge to the WH press room. Suppose it was Robert Muller, Loretta Lynn, Joan Rivers, Mama Cass Elliot, and Rush Limbaugh. Muller would stymie the Trumpsters, but Limbaugh would balance that out. (I don't know if the zombies in Matthew stuck around for long, or if they had the power of speech. Since the Bible doesn't say, this could go a lot of ways. Since Limbaugh is on the list, I hope they can't talk.) A few more dead celebs would be Mamie Eisenhower, Charlton Heston, PeeWee Herman, and Keith Richards, who I know isn't technically dead yet, but, c'mon.

3. About 48 hours after the Presidential accident, Melania, accompanied by Martha Stewart and Mary Hart, goes to the State Dining Room, where old POTUS is lying. The gals come with 3-ply Quilted Northern, to clean the body. But the body is gone. Instead they find two men in glowing white garments, who tell them that Donald has risen. The men appear to be Lindsey Graham and Sean Hannity. (It turns out later that the Trump kids have sold the body to a Bahraini investor, who wishes to install it in a glass case in a new casino.)

There probably needs to be rolling storm clouds and more earthquakes, but I think that would settle the conspiracy claims. And my God, the potential for merch is endless. Melania, the Trump kids, CPAC, the televangelist community -- they'll all be feeding on this.
 
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ideologyhunter said:
bilby said:
hurtinbuckaroo said:
Falling down the stairs from Air Force 1 while shitting his pants, live on camera. Let them try to spin that.
Click to expand...
AI deepfake. The so-called "eyewitnesses" are all paid actors.

There's nothing that can't be denied by cultists, no matter how much evidence of it exists.
Click to expand...
Probably true. But I can't help wondering if certain 'scriptury' coincidences happened...if that wouldn't convince the cult.
1. Suppose Trump does take a fall on the landing stairs while shitting his pants and lands on the tarmac, croaked...and at the same instant, the Trump banner on the DOJ building rips open from top to bottom.
2. Then the earth trembles, and certain dead celebs claw their way out of their graves, then trudge to the WH press room. Suppose it was Robert Muller, Loretta Lynn, Joan Rivers, Mama Cass Elliot, and Rush Limbaugh. Muller would stymie the Trumpsters, but Limbaugh would balance that out. (I don't know if the zombies in Matthew stuck around for long, or if they had the power of speech. Since the Bible doesn't say, this could go a lot of ways. Since Limbaugh is on the list, I hope they can't talk.) A few more dead celebs would be Mamie Eisenhower, Charlton Heston, PeeWee Herman, and Keith Richards, who I know isn't technically dead yet, but, c'mon.
3. About 48 hours after the Presidential accident, Melania, accompanied by Martha Stewart and Mary Hart, goes to the State Dining Room, where old POTUS is lying. The gals come with 3-ply Quilted Northern, to clean the body. But the body is gone. Instead they find two men in glowing white garments, who tell them that Donald has risen. The men appear to be Lindsey Graham and Sean Hannity. (It turns out later that the Trump kids have sold the body to a Bahraini investor, who wishes to install it in a glass case in a new casino.)
There probably needs to be rolling storm clouds and more earthquakes, but I think that would settle the conspiracy claims. And my God, the potential for merch is endless. Melania, the Trump kids, CPAC, the televangelist community -- they'll all be feeding on this.
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You forgot JFK Jr.

I really like your posts, but wish you would put spaces between paragraphs to make reading them easier. ;)
 
ideologyhunter said:
bilby said:
hurtinbuckaroo said:
Falling down the stairs from Air Force 1 while shitting his pants, live on camera. Let them try to spin that.
Click to expand...
AI deepfake. The so-called "eyewitnesses" are all paid actors.

There's nothing that can't be denied by cultists, no matter how much evidence of it exists.
Click to expand...
Probably true. But I can't help wondering if certain 'scriptury' coincidences happened...if that wouldn't convince the cult.

1. Suppose Trump does take a fall on the landing stairs while shitting his pants and lands on the tarmac, croaked...and at the same instant, the Trump banner on the DOJ building rips open from top to bottom.

2. Then the earth trembles, and certain dead celebs claw their way out of their graves, then trudge to the WH press room. Suppose it was Robert Muller, Loretta Lynn, Joan Rivers, Mama Cass Elliot, and Rush Limbaugh. Muller would stymie the Trumpsters, but Limbaugh would balance that out. (I don't know if the zombies in Matthew stuck around for long, or if they had the power of speech. Since the Bible doesn't say, this could go a lot of ways. Since Limbaugh is on the list, I hope they can't talk.) A few more dead celebs would be Mamie Eisenhower, Charlton Heston, PeeWee Herman, and Keith Richards, who I know isn't technically dead yet, but, c'mon.

3. About 48 hours after the Presidential accident, Melania, accompanied by Martha Stewart and Mary Hart, goes to the State Dining Room, where old POTUS is lying. The gals come with 3-ply Quilted Northern, to clean the body. But the body is gone. Instead they find two men in glowing white garments, who tell them that Donald has risen. The men appear to be Lindsey Graham and Sean Hannity. (It turns out later that the Trump kids have sold the body to a Bahraini investor, who wishes to install it in a glass case in a new casino.)

There probably needs to be rolling storm clouds and more earthquakes, but I think that would settle the conspiracy claims. And my God, the potential for merch is endless. Melania, the Trump kids, CPAC, the televangelist community -- they'll all be feeding on this.
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Yeah, only problem is you forgot one important detail: Nobody mentions it until year 2326 after it’s been passed through 47 storytellers, 12 translations, and one dude named Skippy who swears he was there.
 
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