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Ummmmmm.... No, Lumpy. This is not a credible analysis of the miracle stories in the Bible.

You don't have access to these hypothetical extra-biblical accounts, . . .
What I'm referring to here has nothing to do with extra-biblical accounts. This is about what the (Mark) biblical accounts say, not extra-biblical accounts.
Exactly. So what you're doing is doing NOTHING to establish any credibility within the account.

Meanwhile there are those who give credence to written documents as sources or evidence for past events, like most of our known history, without having to make a trip back in a time machine to get the "corroboration" and proof that you require. For those believers in past history it is important what the documents say, though it's not for you and others who reject historical events because the only evidence we have are claims that something happened without "corroboration" of the claims.
You keep pretending you understand historical analysis, and then you flog this shit.
 
It's probably a fact that there were non-disciples present at the Jesus miracle events and that some of them told others.

as all the evidence indicates. But it can't be proved as a certainty.


Lumpy, why do you think extra large fonts help you with your walls of text? Hint, your walls of rambling text also don’t help your cause.

Larger size = more important point being made.
Smaller size = less important and less intelligent and less thoughtful and less worthy of note.

Your MHORC seems to require the miracles to be recorded by someone(s) not currently part of the cult (aka random puzzle piece;

[for clarification: The miracles were REPORTED by someone not currently part of the cult -- That's what the "MHORC" requires. There were reports about them from NON-disciples, mostly oral, perhaps even written much later. But this doesn't mean they were not also recorded by disciples.]

Except, as you have been shown over and over, it is only your wish, not fact, that the oral stories were passed on by people not currently part of the cult.

The only accounts we have say there were non-disciples present and that some of them did tell others about it. The latter -- that non-disciples told others -- is mostly implied rather than stated explicitly. But it's also stated explicitly in some cases where the one healed went out and told others.

This is evidence that when the events happened there were non-disciples who told others about it. Just because it cannot be proved that this happened does not change the fact that this is evidence that it happened. Obviously we cannot know for certain what happened. Much of our accepted historical facts cannot be proved with certainty. But that doesn't change the fact that we have evidence for these historical facts.

The facts of history which are taught and published are not all known with certainty. Rather, there is evidence for them, and little or no evidence to contradict them.

And we have evidence that the reported miracle acts of Jesus were witnessed by people who were non-disciples and that some of these afterwards did report the events to others. And there is no evidence to contradict this. I.e., there is no evidence showing that the events were not reported afterwards by non-disciples.

But by contrast, in the case of the Joseph Smith reported miracle acts, we have evidence that there were only disciples present at them, no non-disciples, and thus that the events at first were reported by disciples only, because these were the only ones knowing of the events. The evidence for this are the stories or accounts of the events, in LDS sources, which say this.

The sources for the events, or the earliest surviving accounts of them, from the time they reportedly happened, are evidence for what happened, even if you have an ideology about what should happen or what is possible or not possible. Your ideology about what can or cannot happen, or what should or should not happen, does not negate the empirical evidence for what happened, such as reports from the time which say what happened.


It could be true, but there is no evidence to show it so.

Yes there is evidence to show it. The accounts from the time, from the 1st century, are evidence for what happened back then. And the JS miracle stories in the 19th century are evidence for what happened in that period. And these accounts tell us that there were non-disciples present at the Jesus reported miracle events and only disciples present at the JS reported miracle events. A dogma that all miracle claims are equal, regardless of the evidence, cannot cancel the fact that we have better evidence for the Jesus reported miracle acts than we have for the Joseph Smith reported miracle acts.


The Lord of the Rings has Hobbits talking.

What period of history was it when the Hobbits talked? What is the date of the source? Our accounts for the events must be from the period of history when the events happened. If there are sources from the time when the Hobbits reportedly talked and these sources report that they did talk, then that is evidence that they did talk.


That doesn’t mean that Hobbits can talk.

It increases the likelihood of it if we have sources from the time the alleged event happened which say they did talk. A higher level of evidence increases the probability that it's true.


FiS said:
Also, we did this dance already, and I went thru Mark and showed how most of the miracle accounts were most likely recorded by disciples, and then secondarily unknowable.

Of course they were later recorded in writing by believers (probably not direct disciples). But this doesn't change the fact that at the original events there were onlookers or NON-disciples present who went out and told others what happened. And the resulting stories or rumors or gossip caused general stories to circulate and become part of the oral tradition used by the later writers, as they presented their version of this in the form of a "gospel of Christ" for circulation.

Clearly, you also fail to comprehend the meaning of the word “fact”.

Quibbling over semantics like this is one reason why it requires long Walls of Text to make the point in more precise language. So I'll rewrite the above:

Of course they were later recorded in writing by believers (probably not direct disciples). But this doesn't change whether at the original events there were onlookers or NON-disciples present who went out and told others what happened, nor does does the recording of it by believers cancel our evidence that non-disciples originally also reported it to others. And the resulting stories or rumors or gossip caused general stories to circulate and become part of the oral tradition used by the later writers, as they presented their version of this in the form of a "gospel of Christ" for circulation.

We have evidence that this happened and no evidence contradicting it. So it's reasonable to believe this happened, or is factual, though it is not provable.

It's reasonable to believe there were non-disciples present at the Jesus reported miracle events and that some of them later told others about it, as the recorded evidence says happened. And also it's reasonable to believe there were only Joseph Smith disciples present at the JS reported miracle events. The evidence says this, though no one has yet gone back in a time machine to record the events directly for scientific proof or corroboration. So all we have is this evidence, similar to evidence we have for most mainline recorded history -- i.e., claims in documents saying it happened -- but otherwise no corroboration or proof.
 
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Your MHORC seems to require the miracles to be recorded by someone(s) not currently part of the cult (aka random puzzle piece;

[for clarification: The miracles were REPORTED by someone not currently part of the cult -- That's what the "MHORC" requires. There were reports about them from NON-disciples, mostly oral, perhaps even written much later. But this doesn't mean they were not also recorded by disciples.]

Except, as you have been shown over and over, it is only your wish, not fact, that the oral stories were passed on by people not currently part of the cult.

The only accounts we have say there were non-disciples present and that some of them did tell others about it. The latter -- that non-disciples told others -- is mostly implied rather than stated explicitly. But it's also stated explicitly in some cases where the one healed went out and told others.

This is evidence that when the events happened there were non-disciples who told others about it. Just because it cannot be proved that this happened does not change the fact that this is evidence that it happened. Obviously we cannot know for certain what happened. Much of our accepted historical facts cannot be proved with certainty. But that doesn't change the fact that we have evidence for these historical facts.
I repeat what I have asked you before, provide a link to a reputable Christian scholar who argues as you do for the primacy of ‘non-disciples’ for passing along the miracle healing stories that landed in the Synoptic Gospels. Of course it could be a hard thing to do, as you have built up this rather unique custom mono-Jesus-god theology that has little to do with Christian theology.


The Lord of the Rings has Hobbits talking.

What period of history was it when the Hobbits talked? What is the date of the source? Our accounts for the events must be from the period of history when the events happened. If there are sources from the time when the Hobbits reportedly talked and these sources report that they did talk, then that is evidence that they did talk.


That doesn’t mean that Hobbits can talk.

It increases the likelihood of it if we have sources from the time the alleged event happened which say they did talk. A higher level of evidence increases the probability that it's true.
Wow, the whooshing sound!!!! So, evidently you think Hobbits are real…fascinating.


FiS said:
Also, we did this dance already, and I went thru Mark and showed how most of the miracle accounts were most likely recorded by disciples, and then secondarily unknowable.

Of course they were later recorded in writing by believers (probably not direct disciples). But this doesn't change the fact that at the original events there were onlookers or NON-disciples present who went out and told others what happened. And the resulting stories or rumors or gossip caused general stories to circulate and become part of the oral tradition used by the later writers, as they presented their version of this in the form of a "gospel of Christ" for circulation.

Clearly, you also fail to comprehend the meaning of the word “fact”.

Quibbling over semantics like this is one reason why it requires long Walls of Text to make the point in more precise language. So I'll rewrite the above:

Of course they were later recorded in writing by believers (probably not direct disciples). But this doesn't change whether at the original events there were onlookers or NON-disciples present who went out and told others what happened, nor does does the recording of it by believers cancel our evidence that non-disciples originally also reported it to others. And the resulting stories or rumors or gossip caused general stories to circulate and become part of the oral tradition used by the later writers, as they presented their version of this in the form of a "gospel of Christ" for circulation.

We have evidence that this happened and no evidence contradicting it. So it's reasonable to believe this happened, or is factual, though it is not provable.
Actually, one doesn’t need walls of text and font flash to get a point across. Though obfuscating often does need such walls and font flash in order to shelter the lack of reasonableness. You did better until you got to the above last sentence. Clearly, “Reasonable to believe” is not the same thing as ‘factual’. If you actually think that, then it does explain why you have such difficulties communicating and getting your points across as you abuse the meaning of words so often. I still wouldn't agree with these purported non-disciples as being the primary source for the reasons I've already stated, if you had said 'reasonable to believe' over 'factual', but I wouldn't ridicule it as an abuse of language.
 
The Jesus miracle claims are false because . . . because . . . because -- Damn it! All miracle claims have to be false --

-- because my religion says so. The universal fallback argument against all miracle claims.


So a believer writes, "A non-believer saw Jesus perform a supernatural miracle."

No, a statement like "A non-believer saw Jesus perform a supernatural miracle" is not in the gospel accounts.

Rather, they describe certain miracle acts as having happened and say that non-disciples were present and that some of these then told others, or in some cases they told others. And we can assume the writers saying this were Christ-believers of some kind who believed the miracle events did happen.


And from that, we declare the [non-disciple] to be a reliable witness?

More reliable than if he had been a disciple. More reliable than a Joseph Smith disciple at a reported JS miracle event.

To assume arbitrarily that such a witness was not reliable (or did not exist) is based only on the ideological doctrine that miracle events can never happen and thus any piece of evidence that they happened is ipso facto unreliable

The only evidence we have says these non-disciples were there and that some of them told others what had happened.

If we just go by the evidence, we have in this case events where a miracle act reportedly happened and there were non-disciples present, and some of these subsequently told others about it.

There's no logical or scientific necessity to dismiss this evidence in favor of a dogmatic premise which insists that no miracle event can ever happen -- or that there can be no evidence that any such event happened. One can reasonably accept this evidence just as one accepts evidence for normal events.

We have this piece of evidence, and others, pointing to the Jesus miracle acts as being historically factual. It's not proof, but it's part of a pattern showing evidence for these miracle events, as opposed to all other miracle legends, for which there is little or no evidence.

This is the one miracle legend where there is really only one argument, or reason, for disbelieving it, which is the general doctrine that miracle events cannot ever happen. That is your only argument against the Jesus miracle acts being historical. This doctrine is an option, not a logical requirement.

It is interesting that for all other miracle legends we have empirical evidence which undermines the particular claims made, such as too few sources (usually only one) etc., whereas for the Jesus miracle legend, all the empirical evidence indicates that the claims are true, so that the only reason not to believe it is the fallback argument or universal doctrine that all miracle claims must be false.

And any evidence getting in the way must be unreliable, by this doctrine.
 
The Jesus miracle claims are false because . . . because . . . because -- Damn it! All miracle claims have to be false --
-- because my religion says so. The universal fallback argument against all miracle claims.
So, what, the apologist fallback position is to lie about what his critics are saying?
Well, at least that's a good Christain response to criticism, Lumpy.
 
-- because my religion says so. The universal fallback argument against all miracle claims.
Richard Carrier has a better argument against miracles. In Why I Don't Buy the Resurrection Story: General Case for Insufficiency - The Event is Not Proportionate to the Theory, he has a section, "No Miracles Today Implies None Then". He writes:
If God were regularly performing unquestionable miracles today, perhaps turning all guns in the world into flowers, rendering the innocent impervious to harm, protecting churches with mysterious energy fields, and all the queer things we would expect if there really was a god, then the very same argument that I use here would actually vindicate the resurrection as most probably miraculous. After all, even the followers of Jesus reputedly got to watch him raise Lazarus from the dead, drive demons into pigs, walk on water, glow, and talk face-to-face with Moses, and converts got to watch disciples resist snake poison, stand beneath flaming tongues appearing in mid-air, and speak in a dozen languages without having learned them--if this were really going on now, I just might be a Christian. Thus, I do not presuppose materialism at all. My argument is perfectly consistent with godism. The evidence of today simply does not produce any godist conclusions, leaving us to wonder which is more likely: that God stopped parting seas and raising the dead, or that these stories are, for various historical reasons, fictions.

Some 250 years ago, philosopher David Hume noted that problem in his Essay on Miracles. Why do miracles tend to occur in out-of-the-way places with poor documentation?

Or look at what miracle believers say. Consider the Catholic Church. To become a recognized saint in that church, one has to have worked at least 2 Church-recognized miracles. Look at the miracles that some medieval saints are described as having worked. Saints like St. Genevieve and St. Francis Xavier. Now look at miracles that more recent saints have worked. Mostly miraculous cures. What a come-down for the Church.

Mother Teresa is now an Officially Recognized Saint in the Church, complete with having worked two Officially Recognized Miracles. But what sort of miracles?
  • Did MT ever speak in several languages without having to learn them?
  • Did MT ever calm any storms?
  • Did MT ever miraculously fill an empty oil can with oil or recharge a dead battery?
  • Did MT ever miraculously desalinate seawater?
  • Did MT ever point out any monster-containing trees?
  • Did MT ever get a lost crucifix returned to her by a crab?
  • Did MT ever cure anyone's blindness?
  • Did MT ever strike blind anyone who stole from her?
  • Did MT ever cause an earthquake in a town whose citizens said nasty things about her?
  • Did MT ever miraculously create any big piles of bread and fish?
  • Did MT ever raise anyone from the dead?
  • Did MT ever cure anyone with magical spit therapy?
  • Did MT ever walk on water?
  • Did MT ever turn water into wine?
  • Did MT ever zap some Missionaries of Charity employee who kept too much for herself?
  • Did MT ever turn some sticks into snakes?
  • Did MT ever sic a pack of stray dogs on some kids who teased her about being a wrinkled old hag?
  • Did MT ever have a competition with some Hindu priests about whose god was better at making a rain of fire from on high?
I have a challenge for all of you. Can you recognize the originals of any of these miracles?

I will concede that she had worked some miracles:
  • "Curing" the stomach cancer of Monica Besra, someone who was being medically treated for it.
  • Creating an image of herself as a great humanitarian.
  • An inverse bread-and-fish miracle: the disappearance of large amounts of money from the bank accounts of the Missionaries of Charity, her order of nuns.
 
The presence of non-disciple witnesses makes the Jesus miracle stories more credible.

NON-disciples are usually present,

How would the stories be any different if they were complete fabrications, Lumpy?

There are many differences to distinguish these from fabrications.

  • One is the number of sources. In the case of fabrications there is usually only one source. Even in the gospel accounts there are some probable "fabrications" as examples. But you'll notice that in all these cases there is only one source rather than 4 (5). E.g., for the Star over Bethlehem story there is only one source (Matthew), whereas for the Jesus resurrection there are 5 sources (including Paul).

    This doesn't mean every single episode for which there is only one source is likely false. But for these one-source-only cases the credibility is lower -- there are other factors. E.g., if the story is totally different than anything in the other accounts, then it's more suspect. A jarring example is Matthew's corpses rising from the grave (Mt 27:52-53) at the crucifixion scene -- much less credible. One source only, plus it clashes notably with the other accounts which also should have mentioned it.

    For the pagan miracle legends generally there's really NO source near to the time of the reported event, as all the stories appear many centuries later than the reported event (if it happened). For the Elijah/Elisha miracles there is only one source. For Apollonius of Tyana there is only one source. A good example of only-one-source would be St. Genevieve, for which there is some written record near to the events, less than 50 years, but ONLY ONE source. And for the Vespasian miracle event there are ONLY TWO sources, which is less credible than 4 or 5 sources.

  • Another is the willingness to include some content which contradicts the sentiment of the writer/source. A good example of this is the Rejection-at-Nazareth story which contains the surprising statement that Jesus was unable to perform a miracle at Nazareth. Why did the author include this if his point is to make up stories to portray Jesus as a miracle-worker? Obviously the author felt compelled to include what he had from his sources even if they contain something contrary to what he believes, or what he's promoting.

    This shows that the authors gave a priority to presenting what was in their sources regardless if there was something negative in them, or something contradicting their belief. So these authors would set aside their belief and simply present what their sources claimed. Meaning they were relying on earlier sources rather than fabricating their own stories.

    There must have been a story circulating, not invented by any of the gospel writers, saying that Jesus could not perform a miracle at Nazareth even though he did them at other places. This is a claim that he did -- but also on one occasion could NOT -- perform miracle acts. A fabrication by the later writers would not have said such a thing. A fabrication would not contain any negative element like this story contains, but would report only favorably about the fictional miracle-worker.

    And there are other passages, in addition to the Rejection-at-Nazareth story, which show that the authors were relying on their sources without always knowing what the point was, or without harmonizing it with other parts of their account. This shows that in some cases they put a priority on just reporting what happened, based on their sources, for the sake of being factual, regardless of their personal understanding or bias.

  • Another is the close proximity of the sources to the date of the reported events. The time gap of 30-70 years between the reported event and the written accounts is a relatively short time gap for most reported events 2000 years ago, and especially for miracle stories, for which the time gap is typically several centuries.

  • Another is the non-disciple witnesses present, who are mentioned casually and not as something the author is including artificially. If this was an artificial attempt to make the stories more credible, then we'd see much heavier emphasis by the gospel writers on the presence of the non-disciples.

Are you saying that it's not possible to put a non-believer in a made-up-story?

Of course it's possible, but not likely. You'd have to assume the writers were thinking ahead, to the 20th- and 21st-century debates about the credibility of the gospels, and inserting this kind of fictional content in order to provide debate material for today's apologists.

And not only that, but you have to assume they tried to disguise their effort to do this, because they did not put any special emphasis on the presence of the non-disciples, and we have to make an effort to recognize that the non-disciples played a role in spreading the news about these events. The writers could easily have done more to make this obvious. But we can see in the accounts how non-disciples must have played a significant role in spreading the word in some cases, where the news of the event had spread far around in a short time, which could not be attributed to the disciples only, because too few of them were present to have been able to do it by themselves.


Why not? Or how would you know this?

We can't "know" it, but we can make a good guess. There were other miracle stories, and there's no indication of any pattern to insert a "non-believer" into the scenario.

The best comparison is to the Elijah/Elisha miracle stories. In most of these there are no "non-believers" in the stories as witnesses. In some of the stories a large number of observers are present, but there's nothing artificial about their presence, as if the story-tellers added them artificially in order to create witnesses to satisfy a need of 20th-century apologists for debate material.

In the three healing miracles of I-II Kings there are no observers present, or witnesses, to make the story more convincing to skeptics. Only in one, the healing of Naaman (II Kings 5), could you interpret the possibility of observers, though there's no mention of any witnesses to the miracle. The other 2 healings were private events where only 2 or 3 persons were present (I Kings 7:22, II Kings 4:34).

So we have no indication that healing miracle stories had observers artificially inserted into the story to make it more convincing. The only time when large masses of observers are present is when these are an essential part of the particular miracle event, such as a battle scene or major disaster or major relief, like producing rain to end a drought. In a spectacular scene, like Elijah calling down fire from heaven, the miracle event requires a large number of the enemy to be present, because the whole point is to put them down -- the extra witnesses/victims are an essential part of the story, not something added artificially.

So, even if the gospel stories are fictional and the same as miracle fictions generally, there's no explanation why we should be seeing the extra witnesses in these stories, as if this was a common practice in miracle story-telling. It was not normal to insert such extra witnesses into such stories. We don't have other examples of such artificial content being inserted into the stories. So we should not expect to see it in the gospel accounts either. We have no reason to assume the gospel writers had a unique insidious intention to deceive readers by slipping in such deceptive content in contrast to story-tellers generally.


and in many cases they subsequently report it to others.

No, they did not. Because these never happened.

The evidence says these events happened. I.e., we have the written reports of it, in the 4 (5) sources, and these are not contradicted by any other documents near to the time of the reported events.

This is not proof that the events happened, but it's evidence, just like evidence for most of our mainline historical events. I.e., it says in documents from the period that the events happened. This is the evidence we have for most history -- i.e., someone wrote that the events happened. If this kind of evidence has to be rejected in the case of the Jesus miracle events, then the same kind of evidence has to be rejected for ALL events, meaning most of our mainline history is to be tossed out the window.

And meanwhile, we do NOT have such evidence for other miracle claims from ancient times. So this does not mean that other miracle claims are also credible.


Feel free to provide actual evidence that i'm wrong.

I've done that countless times already. The gospel accounts are written documents from the time which say the events happened. That's evidence, just as it is for most of our accepted mainline history.

All you have offered to the contrary is to claim that this evidence is not PROOF. Which we agree it is not. It is evidence giving us reason to believe the miracle claims, like we believe much of the mainline historical record, based on evidence but not PROOF. Meaning it's possible some of our mainline history events did not really happen -- there is some doubt, even though it's reasonable to believe it based on what evidence we have.
 
That the gospel writers are "anonymous" or non-witnesses to the events does not make them unreliable as a source for the historical events.

There is no ''score'' when all we have is what anonymous writers, . . .

Once again, there is nothing less credible about "anonymous" documents. You keep repeating this, but never give any reason why these documents are any less to be believed.


. . . who were not witnesses to the events they describe, happen to tell us.

And again, and again and again, virtually none of our sources for history were witnesses to the events they describe. Just because you can name 2 or 3 exceptions does not negate the fact that virtually ALL our history for 1000 - 2000 years ago is from sources who were not witnesses to the reported events.

Why do you keep repeating the same error, pretending that you are making some kind of case with your "anonymous writers" and "not witnesses to the events" rhetoric?
 
There are many differences to distinguish these from fabrications.

  • One is the number of sources. In the case of fabrications there is usually only one source. Even in the gospel accounts there are some probable "fabrications" as examples. But you'll notice that in all these cases there is only one source rather than 4 (5).
  • And to that, we just look once more at the story of George Washington and the Cherry Tree. There was but one actual source of this story. But a whole bunch of people accepted it and retold it and embellished it and spread it further... It was in history books and everything. But when they went to nail down the story itself, they found that it was a fabrication. So, despite your constant efforts to accept people's efforts to copy and spread the gospel as independent sources, this really isn't much of a distinction. You do NOT have five sources for your favorite myths, no matter how much you dance on the subject.
    [*]Another is the willingness to include some content which contradicts the sentiment of the writer/source.
    Well, that's just utter bullshit, Lumpy.
    The author/source is anonymous. You can't show who the author IS, or which parts are original or later additions, so you're completely unable to identify their sentiment, or their purpose in writing the gospel.
    So, no, this cannot be used as a means to determine that a story is factual or fictional.
    [*]Another is the close proximity of the sources to the date of the reported events. The time gap of 30-70 years between the reported event and the written accounts is a relatively short time gap for most reported events 2000 years ago, and especially for miracle stories, for which the time gap is typically several centuries.
    This hogwash again? Proximity to the alleged event does not prevent the writing of falsehoods, fictions, or the spread of lies, Lumpy. This would NOT be different if the stories were fictions.
    [*]Another is the non-disciple witnesses present,
    But the ONLY way you have to tell that the witnesses were present it the account of the author. If he's lying about that, you've got no corroboration to tell that it's a lie.
    And it would not be different if it were fiction. Did you already forget the purpose of this exercise?
    Are you saying that it's not possible to put a non-believer in a made-up-story?

    Of course it's possible, but not likely. You'd have to assume the writers were thinking ahead, to the 20th- and 21st-century debates about the credibility of the gospels, and inserting this kind of fictional content in order to provide debate material for today's apologists.
    No, i'd have to assume that the author was telling a story and wanted to tell a good story. Good stories have details.
    And again, and again, and again, if you don't know the author, you don't know their purpose, and you cannot tell us what their motives were, thus literary analysis of the details of the story cannot depend on the motive you assign to them....
 
Anonymous usually means tales passed down by word of mouth across generations so authorship and intention are only found in the latest telling or tellings. If several sources are found one can get at intention by the examining physical attributes, traditions, government, family, etc, of sources from which the tales came. All the rest is bug eye spaghetti as far as we are concerned.
 
Richard Carrier has a better argument against miracles. In Why I Don't Buy the Resurrection Story: General Case for Insufficiency - The Event is Not Proportionate to the Theory, he has a section, "No Miracles Today Implies None Then". He writes:

If God were regularly performing unquestionable miracles today, perhaps turning all guns in the world into flowers, rendering the innocent impervious to harm, protecting churches with mysterious energy fields, and all the queer things we would expect if there really was a god, then the very same argument that I use here would actually vindicate the resurrection as most probably miraculous. After all, even the followers of Jesus reputedly got to watch him raise Lazarus from the dead, drive demons into pigs, walk on water, glow, and talk face-to-face with Moses, and converts got to watch disciples resist snake poison, stand beneath flaming tongues appearing in mid-air, and speak in a dozen languages without having learned them--if this were really going on now, I just might be a Christian. Thus, I do not presuppose materialism at all. My argument is perfectly consistent with godism. The evidence of today simply does not produce any godist conclusions, leaving us to wonder which is more likely: that God stopped parting seas and raising the dead, or that these stories are, for various historical reasons, fictions.

Hmmm not so sure here or why he didn't put into account ... just a tinsy winsy gist at least ... events as is according to the scriptures. Example "godism" i.e. Jesus performing miracles etc has NO mentioning of it happening AFTER his death and ressurection "the same way" being prophesied. Wouldn't it be easier to keep a tab on what follows in Revelation - which is where it would be interesting to hear his interpretation and whether such events can make sense (to him) and are there any early signs coinciding with Revelation today ? (depending how one reads it)
Of course "coincidences" will naturally be the main argument as time goes by (imho).

Some 250 years ago, philosopher David Hume noted that problem in his Essay on Miracles. Why do miracles tend to occur in out-of-the-way places with poor documentation?

Or look at what miracle believers say. Consider the Catholic Church. To become a recognized saint in that church, one has to have worked at least 2 Church-recognized miracles. Look at the miracles that some medieval saints are described as having worked. Saints like St. Genevieve and St. Francis Xavier. Now look at miracles that more recent saints have worked. Mostly miraculous cures. What a come-down for the Church.

Mother Teresa is now an Officially Recognized Saint in the Church, complete with having worked two Officially Recognized Miracles. But what sort of miracles?
  • Did MT ever speak in several languages without having to learn them?
  • Did MT ever calm any storms?
  • Did MT ever miraculously fill an empty oil can with oil or recharge a dead battery?
  • Did MT ever miraculously desalinate seawater?
  • Did MT ever point out any monster-containing trees?
  • Did MT ever get a lost crucifix returned to her by a crab?
  • Did MT ever cure anyone's blindness?
  • Did MT ever strike blind anyone who stole from her?
  • Did MT ever cause an earthquake in a town whose citizens said nasty things about her?
  • Did MT ever miraculously create any big piles of bread and fish?
  • Did MT ever raise anyone from the dead?
  • Did MT ever cure anyone with magical spit therapy?
  • Did MT ever walk on water?
  • Did MT ever turn water into wine?
  • Did MT ever zap some Missionaries of Charity employee who kept too much for herself?
  • Did MT ever turn some sticks into snakes?
  • Did MT ever sic a pack of stray dogs on some kids who teased her about being a wrinkled old hag?
  • Did MT ever have a competition with some Hindu priests about whose god was better at making a rain of fire from on high?

I haven't seen her mentioned in the bible ...being a book of prophecies. Not forgetting that she belonged to one of many denominations and if you ever did find fault with MT by a particular theist "standard" say, that wouldn't be enough of an example in context to Christanity, based on one sole individual.

I have a challenge for all of you. Can you recognize the originals of any of these miracles?
Not sure what you mean . The first ever written miracles ? (I'm not the brightest of the bunch)
 
Hmmm not so sure here or why he didn't put into account ... just a tinsy winsy gist at least ... events as is according to the scriptures.
He's just noticing the same thing others have noted with respect to, say, UFO sightings. There used to be LOTS of UFO sightings being reported. But as cell phone cameras become more popular, passing almost into a necessity, the UFO sightings plummeted. Because the most likely response to such a report would be 'pictures or it never happened.'
So an analysis of the average UFO story is kind of like that psychologist in the first Terminator movie.
"You see how clever this part is...how it doesn't require a shred of proof. Most paranoid delusions are intricate...but this is brilliant."
The stories are carefully crafted to be consistent with a complete lack of objective evidence...
 
All these possible miracles are in analogy with miracles in the Bible, or miracles allegedly worked by saints Genevieve and Francis Xavier. I have tagged each miracle with the one who worked the original version of that miracle.
  • Did MT ever speak in several languages without having to learn them? -- Francis Xavier
  • Did MT ever calm any storms? -- Genevieve
  • Did MT ever miraculously fill an empty oil can with oil or recharge a dead battery? -- Genevieve
  • Did MT ever miraculously desalinate seawater? -- Francis Xavier
  • Did MT ever point out any monster-containing trees? -- Genevieve
  • Did MT ever get a lost crucifix returned to her by a crab? -- Francis Xavier
  • Did MT ever cure anyone's blindness? -- Genevieve
  • Did MT ever strike blind anyone who stole from her? -- Genevieve
  • Did MT ever cause an earthquake in a town whose citizens said nasty things about her? -- Francis Xavier
  • Did MT ever miraculously create any big piles of bread and fish? -- Jesus Christ
  • Did MT ever raise anyone from the dead? -- Jesus Christ
  • Did MT ever cure anyone with magical spit therapy? -- Jesus Christ
  • Did MT ever walk on water? -- Jesus Christ
  • Did MT ever turn water into wine? -- Jesus Christ
  • Did MT ever zap some Missionaries of Charity employee who kept too much for herself? -- Peter
  • Did MT ever turn some sticks into snakes? -- Moses
  • Did MT ever sic a pack of stray dogs on some kids who teased her about being a wrinkled old hag? -- Elisha
  • Did MT ever have a competition with some Hindu priests about whose god was better at making a rain of fire from on high? -- Elijah

Here's a nice biography of St. Genevieve (419/422 CE - 502/512 CE): MEDIEVAL WOMEN - Scriptorium: St. Genevieve

St. Francis Xavier (1506 - 1552) was discussed in detail in Bertrand Russell's book Religion and Science as showing how accounts of miracles can grow over time. BR likely drew on Andew Dickson White's book "A History of the Warfare of Science with Theology in Christendom", also noted in Debunking Christianity: Xavier and the Evolution of Legendary Miracles. Also, Miracles Of St. Francis Xavier
 
All these possible miracles are in analogy with miracles in the Bible, or miracles allegedly worked by saints Genevieve and Francis Xavier. I have tagged each miracle with the one who worked the original version of that miracle.

Here's a nice biography of St. Genevieve (419/422 CE - 502/512 CE): MEDIEVAL WOMEN - Scriptorium: St. Genevieve

St. Francis Xavier (1506 - 1552) was discussed in detail in Bertrand Russell's book Religion and Science as showing how accounts of miracles can grow over time. BR likely drew on Andew Dickson White's book "A History of the Warfare of Science with Theology in Christendom", also noted in Debunking Christianity: Xavier and the Evolution of Legendary Miracles. Also, Miracles Of St. Francis Xavier

Ah ok ... I understand your point. Certainly today ... to be called a saint it is understood that the individual would get that honour by his or her exceptional works, miracles or sacrifice etc ..a modern or adopted use of the word (for lack of better wording example) . Was she a saint ? Although not by the above list but she would still be a saint by the early concept of the word before the name "Christian" came about by those outside - meaning Christians are Saints.

I Corinthians 1:2
"To the church of God which is at Corinth, to those who are sanctified in Christ Jesus, called to be saints, with all who in every place call on the name of Jesus Christ our Lord, both theirs and ours"
 
When the evidence says it happened, there's a good chance it's true. (But there's no absolute certainty.)

Maybe there's absolute certainty if the question is what 2 + 2 equals. But not if the question is whether Jesus did or did not do those miracle acts.


In 7 of 9 miracle stories, non-disciples are among the witnesses.

Imagine you were on trial for a murder you did not commit. Your defense is based on one friend who said you were with him at the time. The prosecution's star witness said that you were at a basketball game with 500 people in the stands who saw your face on the Jumbotron.

By your logic, the judge would say that the prosecution's case was more compelling, because those 500 witnesses had no reason to lie about your whereabouts. Would you consider that a fair trial?

Why wouldn't it be a "fair trial"?

Do you mean an accused can never get a "fair trial" if he's innocent and yet there's overwhelming evidence against him? That can happen in some cases. No doubt there have been some cases of an innocent person being convicted because of overwhelming evidence.

But generally we should trust the evidence. And where the evidence is limited, reasonable persons might believe either way.

We have evidence that the Jesus miracle acts really did happen, as fact. It's reasonable to believe it based on that evidence, but that doesn't mean all doubt is eliminated.

That non-disciples were reportedly present at the miracle events is an extra piece of evidence that they really did happen. Not proof, but extra evidence giving more reason to believe it.

The best you are arguing here is that we can never trust any evidence for drawing any conclusion about anything. And therefore we should not trust the evidence for the Jesus miracle stories. Brilliant logic.

Or are you on a crusade against jumbotrons?
 
Why wouldn't it be a "fair trial"?

Do you mean an accused can never get a "fair trial" if he's innocent and yet there's overwhelming evidence against him?
No, Lumpy. I am saying that ONE GUY testifying that 500 people witnessed your whereabouts is NOT overwhelming evidence.
It's still just the testimony of ONE GUY, unless and until those 500 can be found to corroborate his story.

But generally we should trust the evidence.
Yes.
You're just way too trusting of things that hardly qualify as evidence.
And where the evidence is limited, reasonable persons might believe either way.
But you've never been reasonable in your approach. You still special case Jesus' side versus any other possibilities.
Or versus any other possible gods.
That non-disciples were reportedly present at the miracle events is an extra piece of evidence that they really did happen.
No. No, it's not. It's a detail within a story that you cannot corroborate.
Not proof, but extra evidence giving more reason to believe it.
It's not even extra evidence, Lumpy. Just something one guy says about what happened.
The best you are arguing here is that we can never trust any evidence for drawing any conclusion about anything.
Nope. Not what I'm saying.
And therefore we should not trust the evidence for the Jesus miracle stories. Brilliant logic.

Or are you on a crusade against jumbotrons?
Jesus, fuck, learn how to read for content...
 
It's just as well that the 4 canonical gospels are the only ones that made it into the NT, when it was finalised back in the 4th century CE. Just imagine if the Gospel of Peter had been included ... Lumpy would have a hell of a time trying to persuade us that, because somebody wrote it down, 90-ft. Jesus and the Talking Giant Cross really happened ...
 
It's just as well that the 4 canonical gospels are the only ones that made it into the NT, when it was finalised back in the 4th century CE. Just imagine if the Gospel of Peter had been included ... Lumpy would have a hell of a time trying to persuade us that, because somebody wrote it down, 90-ft. Jesus and the Talking Giant Cross really happened ...
Meh.
If he doesn't feel like believing it, he doesn't accept the written story as evidence for it.

Such as any of Christ's recommendations for how to live his life, non-healing miracles, prophecies... He'll throw any bible author under the bus if they get in his way.
 
The non-miracle part of the Jesus miracle stories is evidence to support the miracle part. In contrast to other miracle legends.

In virtually all these cases (this one excepted) there were disciples AND NON-disciples present. And usually we must conclude (from what's implied in the text) that some of the non-disciples subsequently told others about it.

“we must…” You are funny.

Isn't that the only conclusion to draw, given what we're told in the account? I.e., assuming the general story there is true, while setting aside the particular miracle act as doubtful -- assuming that, then the only conclusion to draw is that some of those non-disciple observers later told others what happened. The text says that word of the event spread throughout the region. But it couldn't have been only the small group of disciples who spread it.

Your only objection is based on your premise that the story is not true -- not any part of it, such as who was present or that the report of it spread. You want to start out with this premise that all these miracle stories must be dismissed totally, in all details, even the non-miracle part.

But a more reasonable premise is to set aside only the particular miracle claim while considering the rest of the story in the account as true. And we do the same with all miracle claims, such as those of Joseph Smith, and then we compare these two.

You don't have to do this comparison if you don't want to, in which case you're just proclaiming your inflexibility to judge the miracle claims by any approach other than that of pronouncing all such stories as totally false, regardless of the particular content of this or that miracle story.

But if we judge the different examples of miracle claims and compare them by allowing the stories as possibly true except for the respective miracle element in each case, which is set aside as doubtful, then this general feature of the Jesus miracle stories is apparent, i.e., that in these there were non-disciples present, including the victim healed, and some of these later went out and told others what had happened. Whereas in the JS miracle stories there were ONLY JS disciples present, including the victim healed in each case.

Yes, we MUST conclude this if we take the stories at face value, considering them as true but setting aside the particular miracle part of it as doubtful.

What is "funny" about drawing that conclusion, given the content provided in the text in each case?


This particular account clearly implies no one was present except these disciples. Whereas most/all the other healing stories imply there were non-disciples present.

You almost get close here. You are debating what the characters of a story did outside of said story. Unfortunately, we have nothing outside the Gospels to corroborate these purported side characters.

That's true for virtually all our history.

For virtually all our known historical facts "we have nothing outside" the accounts to corroborate the purported events and characters in those accounts or sources we rely on -- for our mainline history, taught in the history books, or in the schools. Outside the sources or documents which report this history to us, "we have nothing" to corroborate it. So then, why should we expect something "outside the Gospels to corroborate" the Gospel accounts anymore than we expect this in the case of other sources for other historical events? For all of them there are only the accounts telling what happened and nothing outside the accounts to corroborate it.

How could there be anything "outside" the accounts to corroborate what's in the accounts? Anything that could corroborate it would itself be just another account, and therefore would not be "outside" the accounts.

So your point here is incoherent.



3. Leper healed (plus many cases of "casting out the demons")

Now just who could have been able to record the below sequence? Was a stranger with him in the morning before Jesus and the disciples woke up? Or is it far more likely that this story came right from one of the purported disciples?

Mark 1:35-45 said:
In the early morning, while it was still dark, Jesus got up, left the house, and went away to a secluded place, and was praying there. 36 Simon and his companions searched for Him; 37 they found Him, and said to Him, “Everyone is looking for You.” 38 He said to them, “Let us go somewhere else to the towns nearby, so that I may preach there also; for that is what I came for.” 39 And He went into their synagogues throughout all Galilee, preaching and casting out the demons.

(The Mt and Lk versions omit any mention of "casting out the demons" at this point.)

The first 4 verses are not the miracle healing story. Vs 39 mentions "casting out" demons in "synagogues throughout all Galilee," which clearly implies that there were non-disciples present (though this text does not narrate a miracle event, but speaks only generally about "casting out" demons).

It's obvious that these ones healed were NON-disciples mainly. It clearly implies that Jesus is encountering a large number of people who are mostly NON-disciples, though maybe some disciples are also there.

It says "He went into their synagogues throughout all Galilee . . ." Obviously most of those encountered, according to this text, were NON-disciples. Of course you can just assume the whole story is completely fiction and that no synagogues were entered and no people were encountered to be healed. But if we treat both these and the Joseph Smith miracle stories straightforwardly, believing the general description offered, the Jesus miracle stories obviously have large numbers of NON-disciples present, and non-disciple(s) being healed (or believed to be healed), whereas all the Joseph Smith stories are ones where those present were all JS disciples, including the victims healed.

40 And a leper came to Jesus, beseeching Him and . . .

Here again, it's clearly implied that this was NOT a Jesus disciple. Maybe he subsequently became one -- It doesn't say explicitly. The idea of these stories is that Jesus encounters a great number of new people he hadn't seen before, NON-disciples, who are healed by him. Whereas in the JS miracle stories, all the ones healed were already his disciples.

. . . falling on his knees before Him, and saying, “If You are willing, You can make me clean.” 41 Moved with compassion, Jesus stretched out His hand and touched him, and said to him, “I am willing; be cleansed.” 42 Immediately the leprosy left him and he was cleansed. 43 And He sternly warned him and immediately sent him away, 44 and He said to him, “See that you say nothing to anyone; but go, show yourself to the priest and offer for your cleansing what Moses commanded, as a testimony to them.” 45 But he went out and began to proclaim it freely and to spread the news around, to such an extent that . . .

This is one case where it says explicitly that it was the one healed who spread the news about the healing miracle, which isn't to deny that disciples also spread the word -- it's not necessary to insist that it had to be only one or the other reporting the story. And the one healed in this case almost certainly was a NON-disciple, unlike the JS stories, where no one was present other than disciples, including the one healed. So the JS stories did not spread as a result of NON-disciples who were present going out and telling others.

(Disciples: 3; onlookers: 0)

The only logic of your scoreboard is simply that we must totally dismiss the Jesus miracle accounts as false -- period! By starting with that premise, that the stories are totally false, you then proceed to your conclusion that only disciples transmitted the stories and everyone knowing of them were disciples only who fabricated the story.

But the proper premise is to accept the accounts as true except for the specific miracle act itself, which is set aside as doubtful -- for both the Jesus miracles in the gospels, and the 19th-century Joseph Smith miracle stories. It's reasonable to accept the accounts generally, i.e., as reasonably accurate reports of what generally happened, or what the general pattern was for these reported events.

This one fits the pattern of at least one non-disciple being present. The earlier crowds may be included, or excluded, as part of this miracle story. The general context shows that probably other non-disciples also were present, but in this case it's not clearly implied.

Within your voluminous babble is really a simple point of debate. The logic of my scoreboard had nothing to do with assuming the miracle accounts as false.

Of course your scoreboard assumes the accounts are false, as to the presence of the non-disciples and that in some cases these went out and told others. You assume they did not, and yet the account says they did, or implies it. Obviously you're assuming the accounts are false when you reject this part of the account. Which part itself is not a miracle -- i.e., that a non-disciple is present and later told others what happened is not itself a miracle. But you assume it's false that these non-disciples were there and that they told others. Your "score" is based on rejecting any claim in the accounts that these non-disciples were present or ever told others what happened.

Whereas the premise of my "scoreboard" is just to accept what the accounts say, while setting aside the specific miracle event as doubtful. And by that analysis, most of the stories have non-disciples present (in significant numbers) and some of these later reported to others that a miracle had happened there. While in contrast to this, the Joseph Smith miracle stories always have only JS disciples being present.


Of course, there are many side characters or non-disciples in the healing stories. You belabor such obvious details ad nauseam. There was also most probably earth under their feet, but we don’t state it.

And they breathed air. ALL miracle stories have earth and air present, but not ALL miracle stories have non-disciples present, so it is significant that in the Jesus miracle stories it's reported that non-disciples were present and that in the Joseph Smith stories it's reported that only JS disciples were present. This point is not something trivial like the presence of air and ground underneath their feet.


My view is that in the large majority of the healing stories, the disciples had to be components of the story that only the disciple could know.

Your view is wrong if you mean the important components of the story were known only to disciples. The accounts we have say there were non-disciples present who witnessed the significant elements of the healing event. That there were other elements possibly known only to disciples is not something essential to the miracle claim. To insist that only the disciples could have known the part reported as a miracle is to presume that the account is false, because the account says the non-disciples were there and saw the essential event.


In your desperation to have lots of witnesses to buttress your “believe the Miracle Max part, cuz that is what I cling to while throwing most of the Bible into the trash can”, you assume that these side characters passed along these stories.

I only assume that we can take the story in the account as true, and also the Joseph Smith miracle stories, on all points except the particular miracle event itself, which is set aside as doubtful. Whatever really happened -- possibly something was misinterpreted as a miracle act but was really something normal, or explainable -- in any case, we can accept the whole story as possibly true while setting aside only the specific miracle part as doubtful, and we can judge the account as to the credibility, based on the other elements of the story.

And it ought to mean something, if you can think critically, that in the JS miracle stories there were always DISCIPLES ONLY present, while in the Jesus miracle stories there were non-disciples present. You should be able to see the importance of this difference if you understand anything about human psychology and the impact of a guru on his disciples.

The gospel accounts do have those non-disciples present and in some cases have them later reporting the event to others who were not present.


You once said something like ‘these parts where the disciples had to be the ones telling the story, the Gospel writer(s)/composer(s) were just being editors of the larger Gospel document to make it more readable but not the source of the story’. We have nothing outside of the Gospels to suggest that non-disciples were passing healing stories forward to the later decades.

Also nothing outside the Gospels to suggest that disciples were passing the stories or inventing them. But the stories did circulate somehow -- the resurrection story by the 50's AD, and the healing stories before 70 AD (probably earlier, but those are the earliest dates when something appeared in writing and survived).

The Gospel accounts are our only source for these, just as the JS miracle stories, from LDS writings, are our only source for the JS miracle stories. In both cases we can accept these sources to tell us what happened and believe them for everything except the specific miracle claims which are set aside as doubtful. And what they tell us is that the Jesus miracle claims were passed on by non-disciples who were present at the reported miracle events, while the JS events were witnessed by JS disciples only, with no non-disciples being present.

The same pattern is true for the Asclepius miracle healings, which were witnessed only by the victims healed, who were always Asclepius disciples only, and by Asclepius priests. No non-disciples were present at the Asclepius healing events, according to our accounts of those reported miracles.

It's OK to believe the sources we have which report the events. A reasonable approach is to believe the sources for all the normal events, and set aside only the miracle claims per se as doubtful.


While this is clearly a possible explanation, it is hardly a fact, nor is it clearly the most likely explanation.

That the accounts we have say it makes it more likely to be true. Otherwise there is no reason to believe any historical accounts about anything, meaning we'd have no accepted historical record, because all our history is based on accounts which say this or that happened, and without this we have virtually no evidence for any historical events.

It's reasonable to believe the accounts we have as long as they are not contradicted by other accounts, and as long as we put the miracle claims into the doubtful category -- but ONLY the miracle claims, not the normal content such as who was present or who later reported the incident to others. You are arbitrarily deleting this part from the gospel accounts.


What we have are stories that weren’t put into Mark until 3 decades after claimed event . . .

Nothing was put into "Mark" before it was written. But there's reason to believe that these stories existed before the final Mark was written/compiled/edited in about 70 AD. It's clear that all the gospel writers had earlier sources for much/most of their content.


(Note: this doesn’t cover the theorized Q sourcing that could possibly have been written down, but this is something even less known). The other Gospels are even further removed.

By comparison to standard reported historical events, our sources for the Jesus events are closer than normal to the reported events. It is normal, for history 2000 years ago, for the sources to be removed by 100 years from the reported earlier events. For the sources to be closer than 50 years later is the exception. The contemporary and eye-witness accounts are extremely rare cases.


Nor does anything from the stories tell us that these non-disciples were necessarily the ones passing the tales on.

The stories clearly imply that both disciples and non-disciples were passing the stories on widely to others throughout a local region.

Your phrase "the ones passing the tales on" implies an either/or -- that it had to be either disciples or non-disciples and could not have been both. This is an arbitrary imposition of your bias into the evidence. The reasonable conclusion to draw is that both disciples and non-disciples did pass on the stories.

The stories say that non-disciples did pass the stories to others. And especially it implies it because it says the stories spread far around in a short time, that the "fame" of Jesus spread to the surrounding region, and this could not have been due to only a few disciples in the earlier cases. And it says explicitly that the victims healed in some cases reported it to others.


Just as having Hobbits talking within the Lord of the Rings novel, doesn’t mean that Hobbits talk.

If the source saying they talked was written during the period when these events happened, it is evidence that they talked. You have to tell us when the Hobbit events happened and where, and identify the date of the source as being near to that time.

If you can't identify this, then you're making a false analogy here. This is about possible historical events and about sources for them which are dated near to the time of the events.


What none of the stories have is, the composer of a Gospel stating something to the effect of “Bob and Harry joined our commune and were gracious enough to share the following Jesus healing miracle”.

Virtually no sources for historical events 1000 - 2000 years ago do anything like this. Based on this demand for the source to name its source, you have to toss out most of our historical record for 2000 years ago. Most Roman and Greek history goes out the window. Again, you keep judging the gospel accounts by standards you do not impose onto any other sources.


That would be suggestive of an outside source. But that is not how these novelettes were written.

It's not how our general historical sources were written. Those naming their sources are the rare exception.

And even when the source is named, that doesn't make the content any more credible. E.g., the book of II Maccabees names its source, and yet that book is much less credible than I Maccabees which names no source and is anonymous.


This emergent Christian faith seemed to even have faltered in the stories originating homeland, as it grew in other parts of the Mediterranean.

It's not clear what your "faltered" word means here. But if you mean that we don't see much trace of early Christians there, after 50 or 100 AD, and if it's true that such traces are missing, one obvious explanation for this is that we see a decrease there of Judaism generally in this later period, and the early Christ cults were part of Judaism at that time, being driven away from the region just like other Jewish factions were driven away.

E.g., the several dissident sects like the Essenes decreased or disappeared after 70 AD. And the Sadducees also disappeared entirely. And the Pharisees (rabbis) declined in that region and moved to other locations. So it's not surprising if the Christ cults also declined in that region and increased in other areas of the Mediterranean.


Now this doesn’t prove that there weren’t thousands of people who saw Jesus parlor tricks, but it certainly is suggestive that little of it happened.

No it's not. The spread of the Christ cults and the accounts being copied and copied is suggestive that those events really did happen and were widely believed because of the great number of reports circulating.

The gospel accounts were copied and copied because so many people believed those events did happen, and so it was important that the record of it be preserved. The wide circulation of the accounts indicates that educated persons considered the stories credible and in a different category than miracle claims generally. Most miracle claims were not recorded and copied for future generations because miracle claims were generally rejected which were not part of the ancient pagan traditions. I.e., claims from charlatans or messiah-pretenders or would-be instant miracle-workers.

The example of Simon Magus indicates there may have been some charlatans who got into "the record book" as it were, but the extreme shortage of any accounts about them indicates that they were generally not taken seriously, whereas the Jesus in the gospel accounts was taken very seriously. The reports of his case must have been far greater in number.


It even fits with the pattern of the Yuge parlor tricks that Yahweh purportedly performed where the recalcitrant and stupid Jews quickly switched to being un-impressed. For example, after pillars of fire and smoke, parting the red sea, and many more massive magic tricks, the Jews got bored and smelted themselves a golden calf to worship as Moses was off in the mountain top for just a couple days.

What you're doing here is accepting the account given in the Bible as factual but setting aside the particular miracle claims, such as the "magic tricks" in Exodus. You're accepting that "the Jews got bored and smelted themselves a golden calf to worship as Moses was off in the mountain top for just a couple days." You grant that as really having happened, because it's not a miracle claim, but you're setting aside the miracle part as doubtful. Then you draw a conclusion from this:

How the fuck do people blow off that kind of massive magic so quickly? Ah, those bad stupid humans as the Bible suggests over and over. Or far more likely, the massive magic tricks simply never happened, which solves why the stupid Jews couldn’t stay on the right Yahweh track.

So it's a reasonable approach to accept the story as given in the account, in all the details except the particular miracle claim, which is put into the doubtful category so we can judge whether the miracle claim makes sense in comparison to the non-miracle part. And your conclusion here is that it's "far more likely" that the miracles did not happen, because that explains why the Jews did not stay with their Yahweh faith.

So, what's wrong with applying that same logic to the Jesus miracles? What's wrong with accepting the stories as true in all points other than the doubtful miracle claims, which are set aside in a different category than the normal claims, such as who was present and who reported the stories afterward, which are not miracles?

So, if there were non-disciples present, which the gospel accounts indicate and which was not a miracle, and if some of them went out and told others about it in some cases, as the accounts clearly imply happened several times, and say explicitly in 2 or 3 cases, does this fit well with the alleged miracle events or not? If Jesus actually did perform the miracle act, would the non-disciples present then go out and tell others about it?

Or, if those miracle acts did NOT happen, would non-disciples then go out and tell others about it?

The answer is obvious, and you should not be having so much difficulty understanding why this element in the story is an additional piece of evidence that the miracle acts did really happen. Just as you conclude in the Moses example that the non-miracle facts are a clue that the miracle parts of the story did not really happen. Whereas in the gospel accounts, the non-miracle part about the non-disciples being present gives support to the part about the miracle healings having happened, because this explains the surprise of the non-disciples present and why they later reported the event to others.


Now getting back to why the multitudes seemed to forget all the Jesus parlor tricks…

The evidence says the opposite. Where did the written accounts come from? Why did so many educated persons take the time and effort to write these accounts and copy and copy them for future readers? The existence of these written accounts, so soon after, in extreme contrast to any other miracle claims of the time (e.g., Simon Magus?), give an indication that the Jesus miracle acts were remembered and taken seriously and reported by many observers rather than only 1 or 2 wackos.


(this Wall of Text to be continued)

Maybe you should try taking some Imodium….

No, my problem is constipation. But prune juice every day works fine.


And if you actually added any further thoughts into your pages upon pages of repetitive and meandering blather on this subject of who passed on the miracle healing tales, I wouldn’t know, as just reading one of these text wall posts is bad enough.

On your feet, Soldier! No one promised you a life free of hardship when you took on the role of a courageous truth-seeker-debunker.
 
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... And if you actually added any further thoughts into your pages upon pages of repetitive and meandering blather on this subject of who passed on the miracle healing tales, I wouldn’t know, as just reading one of these text wall posts is bad enough.

On your feet, Soldier! No one promised you a life free of hardship when you took on the role of a courageous truth-seeker-debunker.

Two questions. Who is going to pay for the wall? Who is going to believe it is a wall enough to soldier against it?

Actually, both questions were answered above.
 
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