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There's evidence for the Jesus miracles -- but not for the "other" alleged miracles.

How do we know that someone else didn't also raise zombies from the graves during an earthquake that no one noticed?

Your need to keep coming back again and again to this story in Matthew 27:51-53 indicates that you don't have much to offer for your theory. The earthquake and zombie scene here probably did not happen, even though the Jesus miracle healing acts did happen.

If you wanted to consider this zombie scene seriously you'd ask why such a story got attached to the Jesus person of Galilee/Judea of about 30 AD. Why did he get mythologized such that a story like this emerged? What got the mythologizing started?

Some of the stories, like this zombie case, are much less credible, partly because there is only one source. We are not so stupid that we can't recognize the difference between the stories which are credible and those which are not. Christ belief does not require acceptance of every story and every detail reported in the gospel accounts.

How do we know that someone else didn't also raise zombies from the graves during an earthquake that no one noticed?

Because Lumpy knows what was in gospels that were destroyed even as far as 2000 years before he was born. And there were no other miracles...

But there were other miracle accounts. Just not written close to when the supposed miracles allegedly happened, so less credible. Almost always at least 100 years later, and usually only one source, and so less credible. They were always an obvious product of normal mythologizing, there being no evidence for them as we have for the Jesus miracle acts.


. . . no other miracles...that matter.

All miracles that happened matter, but they have to really happen first. The "other miracles" did not happen, otherwise we'd have some credible evidence for them.


Because Jesus.

No, because there's no evidence for them like there is for the Jesus miracles.

Keep working at it -- you'll finally get it.
 
We are not so stupid that we can't recognize the difference between the stories which are credible and those which are not. Christ belief does not require acceptance of every story and every detail reported in the gospel accounts.

We obviously are that stupid or there wouldn't have been so many wars fought about the different religious stories. Belief in Christ may not require acceptance of every detail, but you motherfuckers are willing to kill each other over very small details in your holy books. Did you know that more German civilians died in the Protestant vs Catholic wars than did in WW2?
 
The earthquake and zombie scene here probably did not happen

So what else did Matthew lie about? All the Messianic prophecies? The genealogies illustrating that Jesus is a descendant of King David? Joseph's and Mary's flight to Egypt? The healing of the two blind men? The tax paid by Jesus by finding it in a fish? The story of Judas' suicide? The guards at the tomb? The Great Commission?

Did none of those things probably happen on account that only Matthew wrote about them?
 
The author of the Gospel of Matthew was a tax collector according to Christian tradition. That was the most despised occupation during the time of Jesus. The Romans let the tax collectors take as much money as they wanted, and it was completely legal. But the average Roman citizen hated the tax collectors. This dude Matthew suddenly has a change of heart after hearing about Jesus.

It's really easy to ask Jesus for forgiveness for all the things you have done wrong in your life, but it's much harder to take responsibility for your mistakes and admit that you were wrong to your friends that exist in this world.
 
Central doctrinal point of Christianity == something Christians were so riled up by at some point that they were willing to torture and kill those disagreeing with it. If they took it so seriously, I'm inclined to believe it was central to them. If the same questions aren't central to you and your friends whom you generalize here as 'today's Christians', then kindly consider yourself belonging to the irrelevant fringe and shut up about general Christianity accordingly. You did sound like some kind of Catholic to me, possibly extending as far as Anglican, but one never knows. How about you come clean about your particular sect?

Anyway, applying the above principle: virgin birth/Mary's creampie by the HS == central doctrinal point. And it's not just the original Luke. The presence of the incoherent genealogies of Joseph also point to an earlier phase when such genealogies were considered important (trying to fulfill a particular messianistic prophecy by making Jesus descend from King David), and thus the changes in order to support the virgin birth extend to the synoptic gospels.

Your claim: Ehrman does not acknowledge any textual changes that would have doctrinal impact. But he does accept that the gospels were doctored wrt the virgin birth. This claim has been shown as false. Time to recant.

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Couple of other points: Matthew 28:19 could not possibly have contained the current reference to the Trinity, otherwise Eusebius would have quoted it as such and not as ending in 'baptize in my name', which the apostles are indeed shown later to be doing. So we can reasonably conclude that the original text did not include the Trinity.

99% of the changes not impacting doctrine does not mean shit. It just means scribes were so bad they made a lot of mistakes. With even worse scribes you'd easily push that number up even higher. You'd have to show that number to be 100%, because that's the threshold for no doctrinal changes in the text; anything less means, you guessed it, doctrinal changes. And changes in any allegedly god-inspired doctrine clearly show that the doctrine is false, even for those who don't think that claiming divine inspiration alone makes claims false by default.

Finally, please try to write more concisely. It is extremely difficult to quote relevant parts from your wall of text because you are diluting it so much. Brevity is a virtue.
 
No, if that's the explanation why Acts mentions no real miracles, i.e., narrates no specific miracle acts by Simon Magus, then it should also apply to later Christian writers like Justin Martyr and Irenaeus who do narrate specific miracle acts allegedly done by Simon Magus. Why are there no such specific miracle acts of his reported earlier, nearer to the time of the alleged events?

Answer: because they did not really happen. There are plenty of miracle stories by the "wrong" people reported by Christian writers, but only centuries after the alleged acts happened.

We need something more specific than "sorcery" acts. We all know that "sorcery" and magic etc. are real events where there is illusion and deception. And most people know the difference, including Galileans and Judeans and Greeks and Romans in the 1st century. They did not get very excited about another "sorcerer" coming to town. They did not write these acts down and publish them a generation or two later in multiple accounts, and start a new religion over it.

On the contrary, later Christian writers did reluctantly admit (incorrectly) that Simon Magus performed miracles, because the mythologizing or legend-building around him had 100+ years in which to grow. But no one believed it in 100 or 90 AD because these legends had not yet accumulated.

Some of those later Christian writers also admitted (incorrectly) that Apollonius of Tyana performed miracles, after this legend had time to reach maturity.

So you're wrong to say that the Christ believers would never admit that anyone other than Jesus had performed miracles. They believed it in some cases because of the popular legends that had accumulated.

(However, to get the whole story straight, not ALL Christian writers believed these stories.)

Even if I accept your claim that Acts mentioning "sorcery" does not mean it's talking about "miracles" (which I don't, BTW), you're still making an arbitrary distinction between claims made 30-40 years after the alleged events, and claims made 100 years after them. I see no reason to make that distinction; all it means is there might be fewer accretions in the shorter timeframe. I say "might" be, because the development of the story in the synoptic gospels is eveidence of accretion just in the couple of decades between the first of them and the last. There's just no telling how much the story gained in the 3 or 4 decades between the alleged events and the first of those gospela, although we can already see that much has been added to the story just from Paul's letters to the first gospel.

And, BTW, I did not say that "the Christ believers would never admit that anyone other than Jesus had performed miracles". I said that the author of Acts didn't want to admit that. Later christians might have had their reasons for allowing it, but the Acts author would not have had the same reasons, the faith being at a different stage of development at the time, and circumstances in the Roman Empire being also different.
 
No, if that's the explanation why Acts mentions no real miracles, i.e., narrates no specific miracle acts by Simon Magus, then it should also apply to later Christian writers like Justin Martyr and Irenaeus who do narrate specific miracle acts allegedly done by Simon Magus. Why are there no such specific miracle acts of his reported earlier, nearer to the time of the alleged events?

Answer: because they did not really happen. There are plenty of miracle stories by the "wrong" people reported by Christian writers, but only centuries after the alleged acts happened.

We need something more specific than "sorcery" acts. We all know that "sorcery" and magic etc. are real events where there is illusion and deception. And most people know the difference, including Galileans and Judeans and Greeks and Romans in the 1st century. They did not get very excited about another "sorcerer" coming to town. They did not write these acts down and publish them a generation or two later in multiple accounts, and start a new religion over it.

On the contrary, later Christian writers did reluctantly admit (incorrectly) that Simon Magus performed miracles, because the mythologizing or legend-building around him had 100+ years in which to grow. But no one believed it in 100 or 90 AD because these legends had not yet accumulated.

Some of those later Christian writers also admitted (incorrectly) that Apollonius of Tyana performed miracles, after this legend had time to reach maturity.

So you're wrong to say that the Christ believers would never admit that anyone other than Jesus had performed miracles. They believed it in some cases because of the popular legends that had accumulated.

(However, to get the whole story straight, not ALL Christian writers believed these stories.)

Even if I accept your claim that Acts mentioning "sorcery" does not mean it's talking about "miracles" (which I don't, BTW), you're still making an arbitrary distinction between claims made 30-40 years after the alleged events, and claims made 100 years after them. I see no reason to make that distinction; all it means is there might be fewer accretions in the shorter timeframe. I say "might" be, because the development of the story in the synoptic gospels is eveidence of accretion just in the couple of decades between the first of them and the last. There's just no telling how much the story gained in the 3 or 4 decades between the alleged events and the first of those gospela, although we can already see that much has been added to the story just from Paul's letters to the first gospel.

And, BTW, I did not say that "the Christ believers would never admit that anyone other than Jesus had performed miracles". I said that the author of Acts didn't want to admit that. Later christians might have had their reasons for allowing it, but the Acts author would not have had the same reasons, the faith being at a different stage of development at the time, and circumstances in the Roman Empire being also different.

Basic common sense (and observable experience) contradict the notion that a story told 30 years after its occurrence is likely to be indistinguishably identical to the same story told 100 years after its occurrence. the most notable barrier is lifespan. 100 years later, it is the children and grandchildren of the contemporary telling the story, versus the contemporary themselves telling the story. That, in itself, is huge.
 
The earthquake and zombie scene here probably did not happen

So what else did Matthew lie about? All the Messianic prophecies? The genealogies illustrating that Jesus is a descendant of King David? Joseph's and Mary's flight to Egypt? The healing of the two blind men? The tax paid by Jesus by finding it in a fish? The story of Judas' suicide? The guards at the tomb? The Great Commission?

Did none of those things probably happen on account that only Matthew wrote about them?
If one went thru all the Lumpy "probably did not happen" statements, Lumpy's version of the Bible could probably fit on half a dozen flash cards...
 
We are not so stupid that we can't recognize the difference between the stories which are credible and those which are not. Christ belief does not require acceptance of every story and every detail reported in the gospel accounts.

We obviously are that stupid or there wouldn't have been so many wars fought about the different religious stories.

Were wars fought about "the different religious stories"? There were wars fought, but was it "the different religious stories" they were fought about? the Bible stories? the Jesus stories? What particular stories were the wars fought about?

My point is that one need not necessarily believe the story in Matthew 27 about the rising of the bodies from tombs at the time when Jesus died. And some other particular stories also. I don't think any wars were fought over such stories.


Belief in Christ may not require acceptance of every detail, but you motherfuckers are willing to kill each other over very small details in your holy books.

What details did they kill each other over? details from the gospel accounts? the Paul epistles? Did they kill each other over whether women must cover their head or keep quiet in church? over whether there was a special Star a few miles above Bethlehem? whether King Herod really murdered all those babies? etc.? One can doubt details like this and still believe in Christ. Christ believers have not gone to war and killed over such things.


Did you know that more German civilians died in the Protestant vs Catholic wars than did in WW2?

No. I still don't know that. But whatever the numbers, it was not over Bible stories that they were killed.

Many of the wars and killings you're talking about would have happened anyway, even if there had been no Bible or Christianity. Those same people would have fought and killed in the name of some other god or religion or ideology.
 
The later fiction myths are best explained as a response to the original Jesus miracle events that really happened.

The earthquake and zombie scene here probably did not happen

So what else did Matthew lie about? All the Messianic prophecies? The genealogies illustrating that Jesus is a descendant of King David? Joseph's and Mary's flight to Egypt? The healing of the two blind men? The tax paid by Jesus by finding it in a fish? The story of Judas' suicide? The guards at the tomb? The Great Commission?

Did none of those things probably happen on account that only Matthew wrote about them?

If there's only one account, the evidence is weaker.

But it's not just the uniqueness of the story, unsupported by the other accounts, but also the TYPE of story that matters. E.g., the healing stories are so common in all the gospels that these stories in general are more credible, whereas the zombie scene in Matthew is totally different than anything else in the other accounts, thus making it less credible, or unlikely.

All the stories should be looked at critically, not only the ones you list. If there's something dubious or peculiar about it and it's found in only one account and no others, then it's less likely.

Isn't that reasonable? What's really illogical is to just dismiss them all as hogwash. The best explanation is that the fictional stories were added later in response to the original miracle stories which really did happen. This makes the most sense, because otherwise it's impossible to explain how the stories got started in the first place.

It's necessary to explain what got the mythologizing started at the beginning. Without the basic miracle healing stories as the original starting point, how do we explain where this Jesus legend got started? There has to be something which makes the mythic hero stand out at the beginning, so that he has the recognition or distinction which then inspires the myth-making process.

I.e., the original miracle acts, as real events, are the catalyst to set off the later mythologizing.

We need this explanation, because there is nothing we can see prior to 50 AD which could have set off the extreme wave of miracle stories that begins here and expands into the following centuries.

The best example of anything leading up to this that anyone here has cited is the pathetic example of Honi the Circle-Drawer of about 60 BC, but there is no record of his miracle acts until after 100 AD, so this is really just another part of the explosion of new miracle stories beginning around 50-100 AD.
 
Science has not proved that miracle events are impossible.

Lumpenproletariat said:
dogmatic premise that no such miracle acts can ever happen
That's a conclusion, not a premise.

It's both.

But if one is considering whether the miracle stories in the gospel accounts really happened, the only reason to say they did not happen is the premise beforehand that such events cannot happen.

I.e., there is nothing in the gospel accounts which leads to the conclusion that these events did not happen. This conclusion can arise only from the earlier premise that such events cannot happen. And perhaps that premise is itself a conclusion based on some earlier reasoning or research.

But this premise is not so definite that everyone has to accept it. It's not proven in the sense that gravity or the heliocentric theory has been proven.

Perhaps it has been proved that miracle events are very rare, if they do happen. But not that they cannot happen or have never happened.
 
That's a conclusion, not a premise.

It's both.

But if one is considering whether the miracle stories in the gospel accounts really happened, the only reason to say they did not happen is the premise beforehand that such events cannot happen.

I.e., there is nothing in the gospel accounts which leads to the conclusion that these events did not happen. This conclusion can arise only from the earlier premise that such events cannot happen. And perhaps that premise is itself a conclusion based on some earlier reasoning or research.

But this premise is not so definite that everyone has to accept it. It's not proven in the sense that gravity or the heliocentric theory has been proven.

Perhaps it has been proved that miracle events are very rare, if they do happen. But not that they cannot happen or have never happened.

That's true, but only in the exact same way that science hasn't proved that there isn't a teapot orbiting the sun somewhere in the asteroid belt.

Science makes the assumption that miracles do not occur; and it has yet to be shown to be wrong about that one single time in all of history.

So we have two hypotheses:

1) Despite fantasy fiction being ubiquitous, and evidence of miracles nonexistent, miracles do happen as described in one work of apparent fiction, but not in any way we have ever been able to detect; or

2) Miracles don't happen.

I'm going for the sane choice; but that's because I didn't spend my childhood being lied to by people I respected, who were themselves lied to as children in the biggest game of 'telephone' in history.
 
Still no example of a text variant that changes any important doctrine

Central doctrinal point of Christianity == something Christians were so riled up by at some point that they were willing to torture and kill those disagreeing with it.

But most Christians were not so riled up. The vast majority. So there's nothing fitting your description here. I.e., there's nothing "Christians" were so riled up over that they tortured and killed those disagreeing. Unless by "Christians" you mean only a small minority of Christians.

Can you name a "central doctrinal point" they fought over? You can't define a "doctrinal point" as "whatever they fought over" or such language. Can you name a particular Bible teaching or event which they fought and killed over?


If they took it so seriously, I'm inclined to believe it was central to them.

If you're right, you should be able to give a particular example of such a "doctrine" they killed for.

In the U.S. Civil War each side killed over their belief in favor of and against slavery. Similarly, can you give an example of a war that was fought over a Bible doctrine? or a Bible event? or a teaching, like the virgin birth, or the Trinity, or the resurrection?


If the same questions aren't central to you and your friends whom you generalize here as 'today's Christians', then kindly consider yourself belonging to the irrelevant fringe . . .

All that matters is believing, not "belonging" to some group.


. . . and shut up about general Christianity accordingly. You did sound like some kind of Catholic to me, possibly extending as far as Anglican, but one never knows. How about you come clean about your particular sect?

I was raised in a Baptist church. But many times I remember it said that it was not church membership or baptism or being religious or even attending church which mattered, but believing in Christ. And "believing in the Bible" was spoken of, however, the pastor once told me privately that he rejected some passages in the Bible, like the story of Jesus defending the adulteress from being stoned, because it was not in the original bible text.

And in other ways it became obvious that there were certain general beliefs of Christians which were not central doctrines, or maybe optional, or maybe not even true.

In one sermon the pastor considered which "doctrines" really mattered essentially, and which ones not, and he said there was only one that was definite -- the resurrection of Christ. You have to believe that one, but maybe that's enough.


Anyway, applying the above principle: virgin birth/Mary's cream pie by the HS == central doctrinal point.

It's standard doctrine. But no wars have been fought over it. And no biblical text has been altered in order to promote it or downplay it. There's no text variant in the manuscripts on this.

The Ebionites did not believe in the virgin birth, but they were among the early Christians.

One can believe in Christ without accepting the virgin birth story.


And it's not just the original Luke. The presence of the incoherent genealogies of Joseph also point to an earlier phase when such genealogies were considered important (trying to fulfill a particular messianistic prophecy by making Jesus descend from King David), and thus the changes in order to support the virgin birth extend to the synoptic gospels.

Perhaps all that, but there are no text variants in the manuscripts suggesting an alteration of the text in order to promote this doctrine. The point is that the copyists did not change the text substantially in order to promote a particular doctrine. Or, whatever text variant has been found was not one that impacted on this or any other major doctrine.


Your claim: Ehrman does not acknowledge any textual changes that would have doctrinal impact. But he does accept that the gospels were doctored wrt the virgin birth. This claim has been shown as false.

No, the virgin birth was in the original Matthew and Luke accounts. They were put there in the earliest versions we have, or "doctored" into those accounts, you could say. But there was no later change of the text by a copyist to put it into the account. It was in the earliest account we know of, not "doctored" into it later.

The "textual changes" that have NOT occurred are any later change by a copyist, later than the earliest version we have, which impacted major doctrine. That claim is true. That's what Ehrman agrees with.

I.e., the text was not changed by later copyists to impact the doctrine or establish new doctrine.



Time to recant.

Yes, time for you to recant your claim that there were any changes in the text, from a copyist, which changed the doctrine.


Matthew 28:19 could not possibly have contained the current reference to the Trinity, otherwise Eusebius would have quoted it as such and not as ending in 'baptize in my name', which the apostles are indeed shown later to be doing. So we can reasonably conclude that the original text did not include the Trinity.

So far the experts do not conclude this. All the translations and versions still contain the traditional "Trinity" language. And there is no variant reading offered in the margins. The most reliable complete manuscripts contain the traditional reading.

They are reluctant to change the text based on quotes from patristic writings if the most-used manuscripts agree on the reading. The patristic quotes are generally not used to revise the text in disagreement with the major manuscripts.

But maybe they'll change it some day if there's enough evidence that the earlier or original text was different. Most of the new manuscripts that turn up have the ending of Matthew completely missing, so the evidence is lacking to determine if it was in the earliest manuscripts. This is from:

http://forums.catholic.com/showthread.php?t=61180 and
http://www.godglorified.com/matthew_2819.htm

From the Didache:
7:1 Concerning baptism, you should baptize this way: After first explaining all things, baptize in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit, in flowing water.
http://www.paracletepress.com/didache.html

The Didache is an early church document, assigned to the 1st century by most scholars. This indicates that the "Trinity" idea was not introduced centuries later, but was already floating around at a very early point, and was probably familiar among the various Christ cults.

There may be plenty of reason to regard Mt. 28:19 as later, but still it reflects a very early idea, as the Didache quote shows, plus there's a lack of manuscript evidence for the alternate reading. Rather, there are the patristic quotes which alone are not enough.

So, even if the "Trinity" language in Mt. 28:19 is later, maybe a copyist addition, the same language was also early and cannot be shown to originate from later than 200 AD or so. It probably originates from the 1st century.

So the copyist in question, even in 300 or so, was not introducing anything new. The "Trinity" idea already existed in many different forms. This formula "Father, Son, and Holy Ghost" is not the only expression of the "Trinity" idea, which is early.

It's true that some Christians are troubled by Mt 28:19 possibly being a later addition. But most of them are not. Even if this wording was added later, it was standard wording already accepted, and is not any real doctrinal change of importance. Nevertheless, as you can see from the above Catholic message board, someone chose to get re-baptized according to the other formula "in the name of Jesus" without the trinity words. Apparently worried that their original baptism was not authentic because the wrong magic words were uttered.

If some believers think there has to be a particular formula like this and it makes a big difference what words are incantated, what does it matter? The baptism ritual was adopted from John the Baptist and the Essenes, and possibly was not something Jesus ever commanded. Or if he did, maybe he just meant that if you want to do this ritual, then do it in his name, or the FSHG.

Baptists teach that sprinkling is not genuine baptism. But this too is a fuss over nothing. It's not taken all that seriously.


99% of the changes not impacting doctrine does not mean shit. It just means scribes were so bad they made a lot of mistakes.

No, not mistakes but mostly legitimate spelling changes or appropriate word substitutions.


With even worse scribes you'd easily push that number up even higher. You'd have to show that number to be 100%, because that's the threshold for no doctrinal changes in the text;

It's all babble until you give one example of a significant doctrinal change introduced into the text by a later copyist. You've given no example yet. Even if it turns out that there is one, it must be so rare as to be impossible to find, considering that you still haven't found one.


. . . anything less means, you guessed it, doctrinal changes.

No, it means nothing if you can't give one example of a significant change in the text, or one doctrine that is changed.


And changes in any allegedly god-inspired doctrine clearly show that the doctrine is false, even for those who don't think that claiming divine inspiration alone makes claims false by default.

There is no significant change in the text, regardless of your claim to be divinely-inspired. Even if you are the Real McCoy infallible Pontifex Maximus on all god-inspired doctrines, you still haven't given an example of a copyist change in a NT text that altered any important doctrine.
 
According to the Leviticus myth (Lev 10:1-2), Nadab and Abihu were struck down with fire from Yahweh because they used "strange fire" to light the incense offering. If this atrocity has a point, the point is that there is no such thing as a doctrine that is "not important" when it comes to dealing with the uncompromising god Yahweh. So assuming you actually do believe in this god you'd be well served to remove the word "important" from your statement "Still no example of a text variant that changes any important doctrine"

Or perhaps you are absolutely certain that you know the mind of Yahweh so well that you know exactly what is important and what is not important. I'm genuinely not trying to sound condescending, but I'd like for you to consider that this is a common malady among believers. If "god" exists only inside your head (and I am fairly confident this is the case) then it stands to reason that (surprise, surprise) god thinks the same way you do. He has the same values you do. Things that are important to you also just happen to be important to him. And things that are not that important are not that important to him. The only thing that will change that is coming into contact with another believer whose force of personality is so strong they can convince you that their version of god is right and yours is wrong.
 
Or perhaps you are absolutely certain that you know the mind of Yahweh so well that you know exactly what is important and what is not important.
I don't think he's put that much thought into it.
I think he was raised Christain, began to have doubts, figured out that if he leaves Jesus, he'll never get an afterlife, and trimmed his beliefs down to a bare minimum.

He puts far more effort into denouncing and dismissing any sort of competition to the Christ he believes in than he does in explaining how miracle healing proves an afterlife exists, much less that simply believing (Jesus' miracles are proof that he's the one to decide who gets this afterlife) = (lumpy gets paradise).

He can offer no criteria to decide which parts of scripture are or are not important other than they lead direction to (lumpy gets paradise).

It looks a lot like a four year old having a fight on the playground about how blankets defeat monsters under the bed but dismissing accounts of monsters in the closet due to much higher standards of requried evidences. Or a prolix version of 'nuh-UH!'
 
But if one is considering whether the miracle stories in the gospel accounts really happened, the only reason to say they did not happen is the premise beforehand that such events cannot happen.

Name one supernatural incident in the history of our species that is considered to be true by contemporary historians and scientists. Just one! Name one instance where a corpse reanimated itself after several days of being dead and flew up into space under its own power. Name one instance where a human amputated limb grew back because of prayer or cured by a healer. Just one! You cant, because these things don't happen.

I.e., there is nothing in the gospel accounts which leads to the conclusion that these events did not happen.

Other than the fact that supernatural events do not happen, and have never been credibly documented in the history of our species.


This conclusion can arise only from the earlier premise that such events cannot happen. And perhaps that premise is itself a conclusion based on some earlier reasoning or research.

The conclusion arises from the laws of our universe and the fact that no credible supernatural event has ever been recorded.

But this premise is not so definite that everyone has to accept it. It's not proven in the sense that gravity or the heliocentric theory has been proven.

Show me a corpse that can reanimate itself and fly up into space and you might have a shot.
 
Well to be fair atrib, there are going to be some historians who believe at least some variant of the Jesus myth as well as some scientists. A better challenge would be "Name one supernatural incident in the history of our species that is considered to be true simply because it was written down anonymously in a patently religious document." Nearly everyone except Lumpenproletariat seems to understand the basic point that whoever wrote these things about Jesus has about the same level of credibility as someone writing a speech for a presidential candidate. The purpose of such writing is not to present objective truth, it is to convince people to accept a position or set of positions.

We have no way to know where the writer of the original gospel got his (their) stories, nor is that germane to the discussion. We can be reasonably certain that whoever wrote these things was not a direct witness of the things contained in the stories, and if they believed these things they did because someone else convinced them the stories were true. It is the exact same reason people believe J.Z. Knight channels a 30,000 year old warrior, the same reason hundreds of thousands of people believe in Scientology and the exact same reason millions of people believe Joseph Smith was in contact with an angel and translated the Book of Mormon from golden plates hidden in a mountain which are conveniently no longer available for inspection.

People make shit up and people buy it. This has always been the case. From village Shamans to modern megachurch preachers bullshit has been peddled and lapped up by eager believers throughout every era. Lumpenproletariat seems to believe this laughable position that folks living in the heavily superstition-riddled late 1st century C.E. somehow had the clarity of mind to apply critical skepticism that has been completely lacking in every other epoch of human endeavor. If this is the one occasion in which people en-masse required something more substantive than a charismatic storyteller to believe an absurd set of stories it is the most unique example of such in the history of the planet.
 
We obviously are that stupid or there wouldn't have been so many wars fought about the different religious stories.

Were wars fought about "the different religious stories"? There were wars fought, but was it "the different religious stories" they were fought about? the Bible stories? the Jesus stories? What particular stories were the wars fought about?

My point is that one need not necessarily believe the story in Matthew 27 about the rising of the bodies from tombs at the time when Jesus died. And some other particular stories also. I don't think any wars were fought over such stories.


Belief in Christ may not require acceptance of every detail, but you motherfuckers are willing to kill each other over very small details in your holy books.

What details did they kill each other over? details from the gospel accounts? the Paul epistles?
One good example is Martin Luther’s 95 Theses, and the conflict and wars that followed in northern Europe directly as a result of mandates over adhering to one version or another of religious dogma. And much of these 95 These were about indulgences and purgatory.

Martin Luther got the ball rolling on redacting the Bible, from where it had stood for a millennia, rejecting what is now commonly called the Apocrypha (on a side note he wanted to dump Revelations as well, but it happened to stay for the ride into what is now the Protestant Bible). Protestants typically reject considering what is within 1 & 2 Maccabees and the theological construct called purgatory and indulgences.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purgatory
The Catholic Church teaches that the fate of those in purgatory can be affected by the actions of the living. Its teaching is based also on the practice of prayer for the dead mentioned as far back as 2 Maccabees 12:42–46

And the RCC references 3 sets of verses within Matthew to justify their indulgence theological construct.
http://www.catholic.com/tracts/primer-on-indulgences
 
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