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120 Reasons to Reject Christianity

Ah, yes. The virgin birth.

Because people followed Mary around 24x7x365 for her entire life*, just to make sure she never got laid.

Because no young women in all of history have had sex without telling people.

Because it's inconceivable (pun intended) that she could have fibbed. Nobody has ever fibbed about being a virgin, after all.

Seriously, the virgin birth is about the least believable tale in the history of tall tales.

Just how gullible are you??








*until about eight months before Jesus's birth
 
But go ahead, make shit up if it makes you feel any more comfortable.

No, I'll leave the making up shit to you since you're so much better at it than I am.

Like your claim that gnostic gospels were confiscated by Constantine's bookburning squads, or your history seminar on the Council of Nicea and its earth-shattering John the Baptist debate:
You're making shit up again. I never said they were Constatine's bookburning squads, but go ahead and pretend that you understood what i DID say, if that helps your feeling of superiority.
No, not the "history" you're spinning here, about the Jesus delegates at Nicea winning the vote by outmaneuvering the angry John delegates who went on a rampage -- the fiery speeches inside the covention hall, the John delegates protesting and disrupting the speeches, getting beat up by thugs from the Jesus camp, the commotion spilling out onto the streets of Nicea, the rioting John demonstrators fistfighting and clashing with police, jumping up and down on police vehicles and blocking traffic and being tear-gassed, and cops on camels shoving them back and trampling them as they tried to scramble out of the way --

No, when it comes to making up shit, you're the expert here.
Heh. Yeah, I'm making this shit up. You can quote me about tear gas and traffic because you don't make shit up.

The only thing i regret is that there is no afterlife. So there's no chance I'll ever see the look on your face when you're faced with the actual facts you're trying to avoid.
 
It's necessary to explain what got the mythologizing started at the beginning. Without the basic miracle healing stories as the original starting point, how do we explain where this Jesus legend got started?

Humans are pretty stupid most of the time. We are generally willing to believe almost anything that sounds good to us. That's why there are Scientologists that believe a space wizard chained us inside volcanoes and blew up our physical bodies and only a science fiction writer's teachings will save their souls, and Mormans believe that god lives on another planet that nobody can see with any scientific instrument and special underwear will protect them from stds. Many muslims also believe that they will have an eternal virgin orgy if they kill themselves for their god. The Heaven's gate cult leader convinced his followers that they should all kill themselves so they could hang out with awesome aliens for eternity. There are many people alive today who claim to be god and the returned Jesus, and there are many who believe in them. That doesn't mean it's true.
 
It's necessary to explain what got the mythologizing started at the beginning. Without the basic miracle healing stories as the original starting point, how do we explain where this Jesus legend got started?

Humans are pretty stupid most of the time. We are generally willing to believe almost anything that sounds good to us. That's why there are Scientologists that believe a space wizard chained us inside volcanoes and blew up our physical bodies and only a science fiction writer's teachings will save their souls, and Mormans believe that god lives on another planet that nobody can see with any scientific instrument and special underwear will protect them from stds. Many muslims also believe that they will have an eternal virgin orgy if they kill themselves for their god. The Heaven's gate cult leader convinced his followers that they should all kill themselves so they could hang out with awesome aliens for eternity. There are many people alive today who claim to be god and the returned Jesus, and there are many who believe in them. That doesn't mean it's true.

Yup.

Bullshit is so commonplace as to require no explanation.

Humans love to spin a yarn. There's nothing special at all about the Jesus of Nazareth tale - it's not remarkable in the slightest.
 
What's crazy to me is that numerous plausible explanations have already been offered in-thread. Lumpenproletariat recently denied that he is presenting fallacious arguments. His denials introduced yet another fallacy, the "Strawman Fallacy." He also tends to engage in a lot of "Burden of Proof" shifting efforts, something hinted at in the quote above from Bilby's latest response. It is indeed not necessary to "explain what got the mythologizing started at the beginning" as we have countless examples of myths that all got started in various and often unknown ways. We can easily surmise that people create myths, and we can recognize certain characteristics of myths (such as claims of people doing impossible deeds or other impossible phenomena).

Let's analyze some of Lumpenproletariat's defenses against fallacy. He starts with the bandwagon fallacy. His defense claims that it is not a bandwagon fallacy if the fact that the belief was popular is not the basis of his claim. To support that this he attempts to divert attention away from the many times he has appealed to popularity and offers the following:

We clearly have written accounts of the Jesus miracle acts within 30-50 years of the reputed events, and it's clear that a new explosion of fictitious miracle stories began soon after, from about 100 AD and later. So clearly the later explosion of miracle stories indicates the increasing belief in such stories after 100 AD, while much earlier the Jesus stories appeared abruptly and obviously became popular much nearer to the time of the alleged events, and not as part of some new explosion of such stories. What made these early Jesus miracle stories spread so fast, while those of his contemporary Hanina ben dosa don't appear until after 200?

Written accounts do not indicate truth, unless you subscribe to the adage that anything written must be true. But what I find most humorous about this argument is that you wish to erect some sort of barrier in front of GMark and have us believe that the proliferation of fictitious miracle stories held off until after GMark was written, rather than the much more likely scenario that GMark is little else besides a compilation of fictitious miracle stories that were in circulation about this character. It's truly laughable.

The world is replete with written reports of things that supposedly happened within hours or days of the writing, yet are demonstrably false. You offer nothing but written versions of myths. Written mythology survives because it is popular, not because it is true. You are appealing to popularity and attempting to disguise it as "evidence." You have been presented with the written diary of Wilford Woodruff concerning daily chronicles of Joseph Smiths activities as a miracle worker and have done little else besides kick and scream at this inconvenient evidence. Myths come in all fashions. We have millions upon millions of myths. We have exactly zero examples of miracles that can stand up to rigorous scrutiny. ZERO. Your myth fits the mythological pattern in every relevant way: It includes accounts of incredible deeds with absolutely no physical evidence and absolutely no sign of contemporary witness.

Lumpenproletarit defends himself against the Sharpshooter fallacy with the following:
But to prove that this fallacy has been committed you have to show how the same kind of false correlation could also be used to prove a contradictory conclusion, or a competing theory/scenario. If you cannot demonstrate that the same arguing process leads to that contrary conclusion, then you've not shown that this fallacy was committed. E.g., you have to shoot another arrow randomly, then paint a target where that arrow struck and declare, "See, this is the real Bullseye," or "this Bullseye is just as legitimate as that one."

Again with the "you have to" stuff. This is what I meant by strawman fallacy. I don't have to shoot a competing arrow in order to demonstrate the vacuousness of the criteria with which you painted your bulls-eye. It is only necessary to demonstrate that you painted your own bulls-eye using irrelevancies. So let's take a look at this bulls-eye you painted:

Circle # 1: The Jesus miracle-worker story appears in writing within 30-50 years of the events in question.

Although I'm tempted to challenge you to demonstrate written evidence of Jesus being a miracle worker that appears before GMark (circa 70 CE), that's really just a red herring. The truth is that we have countless examples of overnight stories developing and being written about people all the time. It does not take centuries and certainly not decades for such myths to appear. From stories of Roman Emperors performing miracles to Elvis sightings to Wilford Woodruff's daily accounts of miracle acts by Joseph Smith the irrelevance of "time frame" in such stories is so overwhelming as to make this argument completely absurd.

To counteract this problem you draw Circle # 2: But all those stories are about "famous" people.

While the myths about Jesus present an unknown and obscure individual you completely ignore the efforts made by Paul to promote this individual. As we have already pointed out numerous times in this thread, Paul promotes Jesus as a hero-god very similar to known hero-god figures of the age. He survived death, a common theme in Greek and Roman mythology (See Justin Martyr's apology). But Paul does not write about any miracles Jesus performed nor does he mention any things Jesus said.

Paul set the scene for Jesus to become "famous" enough for people to start making up stories about him. Did people make stories up? You're damn right they did, we have evidence in the form of the various gospels. The first of these was GMark chronicling a magic Jew who performed miracles in front of audiences of thousands without ever actually making enough of a splash to be noticed by contemporary historians. Then along came GMatt with a bogus virgin birth narrative, bogus genealogies, bogus stories about wise men following a star to find him when he was a baby, along with details of private conversations between said wise men and king Herod, a bogus infancy menace, etc. Then along comes GLuke with a contradictory birth narrative, bogus stories about him being the cousin of John the Baptist, bogus stories about prophets making big statements about him when he was presented at the temple, bogus stories about him confounding the wisest men in Jerusalem at age 12, etc. Then along comes GJohn nearly a century removed from the events in question and by this time Jesus was actually the one who made the world.

Lumpenproletariat has already admitted that the birth narratives are embellishments. In other words he has already conceded that within 50 years people were already making shit up. He just wants desperately to have us believe that GMark did not include stories that were made up. This is special pleading that defies credibility.

In the interest of not creating a Lumpenproletariat-style wall of text I'll stop here. It's Sunday morning. I used to be a preacher and I guess I got used to preaching sermons that sometimes spilled over the time allotment on Sunday mornings. Now I guess I'm trying to right that wrong by spreading the good news that it's okay to be rational. Y'all have a good day and may the clear-headed voice of reason guide you to the truth about ancient superstitions and mythology.
 
The reason you can't believe the Jesus miracle stories is that you can't believe ANY reported facts of history. (because someone might have just made it up)

It's necessary to explain what got the mythologizing started at the beginning. Without the basic miracle healing stories as the original starting point, how do we explain where this Jesus legend got started?

Humans are pretty stupid most of the time.

No they aren't. The vast majority of humans do not believe miracle stories without any reason. Only a tiny few believe such stories irrationally. It's only under certain conditions that people accept such stories as possibly true, such as if it's based on an ancient religious tradition. We can identify the limited conditions which lead to popular acceptance of miracle stories in some cases even though they're probably fictional.

Legends do not develop overnight at whim just because another charlatan comes along. Today with the Internet there are some scams which you might cite, however, these are overwhelmingly rejected by 99% of those who encounter them. And 2000 years ago there were no instant miracle scams that got published or popularized in only a few decades. People are/were not typically the brain-dead idiots your explanations presuppose.


We are generally willing to believe almost anything that sounds good to us.

No we are not. You cannot name any overnight instant miracle-workers or miracle scams that are believed by more than a tiny minute fraction of those who encounter them. Just because in a world of 7 billion humans you can find an occasional Internet scam that might attract a few hundred or a few thousand disproves your claim, because the number of those conned is so small.

That's why there are Scientologists that believe a space wizard chained us inside volcanoes and blew up our physical bodies and only a science fiction writer's teachings will save their souls, . . .

Virtually no one believes any such thing. Except in modern times no such story as this could ever get published and get spread to any number of believers.

That such fantasies can be published today and win a few devotees has nothing to do with explaining how the miracle stories of Jesus spread and became published 2000 years ago in such a short time after the events reportedly happened. People do not believe in such instant miracle fictions and did not 2000 years ago.

That the Jesus miracle stories did spread and were published in multiple accounts 2000 years ago sets them far apart from fantasies of this nature. There is no similarity.

If you think fantasy stories somehow undermine belief in the miracles of Jesus, then you might as well say they undermine belief in ANY facts of history. Just because people believe something doesn't make it so -- right? So, why do you believe George Washington existed? All you have is testimony from others who believe he existed, just like we have testimony of people who believe in Scientology. What evidence is there for George Washington outside the testimony of people who claim he existed?


. . . and Mormons believe that god lives on another planet that nobody can see with any scientific instrument and special underwear will protect them from stds.

So everyone who believes anything must be wrong, and every belief anyone has about anything is disproved by the fact that Mormons believe something silly. ALL beliefs are equally false by your logic, because there is no basis for any belief in anything, at least about any historical events, other than the testimony of others who believe it happened.

Any account attesting to an historical event is ruled out as evidence that any such event happened, because any such account only indicates that someone believed the event happened and is not real evidence that it happened. So no history is possible, i.e., you must rule out ALL historical events, because people believe some things they wish were true but are not true, and so we can't trust anyone's testimony that something happened, because it might be another example of someone just believing what they want to believe.

OR, any event that someone likes is disproved, and so there can be no events in history that were good, because the only reason anyone wrote it down is that they liked the possibility of the event, and so it's probably not true. Only bad events might really be true.


Many muslims also believe that they will have an eternal virgin orgy if they kill themselves for their god.

And this proves that all beliefs are false.


The Heaven's gate cult leader convinced his followers that they should all kill themselves so they could hang out with awesome aliens for eternity.

And so all beliefs about anything must be false.


There are many people alive today who claim to be god and the returned Jesus, . . .

And this proves that every claim anyone makes about anything is automatically false.


. . . and there are many who believe in them.

And so anything anyone believes is probably false.


That doesn't mean it's true.

And so all reported historical facts are probably false, because the only evidence for them is claims made by someone, and just because someone claims it does not make it true. So there is no reason to believe any claimed historical facts, like in history books, etc.

And that's why we can't believe the Jesus miracle events. Just because it's reported in documents, where someone claimed it happened, is no evidence that it really happened. There's no evidence for any historical events, because all of them are based on reports in documents, and this is not evidence that it really happened.

So the reason we must reject the Jesus miracle events is the same reason we must reject ALL alleged historical events -- because there's no real evidence that any such events really happened.
 
And so all reported historical facts are probably false, because the only evidence for them is claims made by someone,
Yes, you really do NOT understand how history works, do you? testimony is the ONLY evidence we have for any historical fact....Snerk.

Archaeology and forensics don't exist in fundyland. All of history is pure hearsay, and literally ANYTHING is possible - but the only reliable hearsay is that recorded in the Bible, because reasons.
 
Yes, you really do NOT understand how history works, do you? testimony is the ONLY evidence we have for any historical fact....Snerk.

Archaeology and forensics don't exist in fundyland. All of history is pure hearsay, and literally ANYTHING is possible - but the only reliable hearsay is that recorded in the Bible, because reasons.
Well, yeah.
EVERYTHING is revelation. One guy revealed God's word. Three other guys copied independently and without conflict of interest revealed the rest of God's word. That's history. So the rest of history just works the same.
 
Lumpenproletariat has proven that historians are charlatans. They get all these fancy degrees in ancient studies, but the truth is they just read stuff and if more than one person wrote it down they believe it.
 
Wish, Wash, Rinse, Repeat…

Lumpy post Title of the day: "The reason you can't believe the Jesus miracle stories is that you can't believe ANY reported facts of history. (because someone might have just made it up)"

Ah, this time it’s not the “anonymous” sources, but “someone might have just made it up”….yeah very original spin…not. No Lumpy I can assure you that is not the “reason” all by its lonesome.

And again: Like any of this really needs to be said over and over....
Like any of this really needs to be said over and over, but then someone keeps spouting the same wished, washed, and re-rinsed gibberish... I don't know of anyone here who has said that only because the gospel accounts are "anonymous", they are not credible. That is just Lumpy's pretend punching bag he keeps attacking. Most don’t start out with just that the miracle claims are not credible. Most don’t claim that the Bible is “no evidence”, they are claiming it is grossly insufficient to suggest that Christian theology is anything other than silly. Paul’s letters (even the forged ones) particularly provide insight (aka evidence) into the emergence of this new cult within the Roman Empire. Most start out with that all miracle claims from history need strong evidence to support them, if they are going to seriously consider any particular case of the thousands upon thousands of miracles claimed around the world throughout history. The Jesus evidence is incredibly weak, no matter how many times you wish, wash, and repeat the same vacuous claims. And central to the issue is the big picture of Yahweh worship (Judaism) all the way thru to this newer Christ cult.

A very short list of issues that strongly suggest that the atypical Christian theological construct is not credible:
- Humans don’t live hundreds of years long, like Genesis claims
- There was never anything even close to the Noah Deluge fable, but there was a thousand year older Sumerian tale that they borrowed from
- The Tower of Babel fable...is well babel BS, as language development history contradicts this fable
- Moshe and his Exodus fable is at least 99.9% BS
- The whole conquering of Canaan is largely made up
- There was never any day the Earth stood still for Joshua
- The sun was not set back 10 degrees for Hezekiah
- The Jesus of the gospels cleved to the Jewish holy writings as if they were true. So either what Jesus said was false, or was falsely added to the Gospels, or Jesus isn't part of a triumvirate, or some other variant of falsity.
- Besides time, distance, and unknown authors of the gospel writings, it also includes discounting the conflicting birthing narratives of GMatt & GLuke and the forged ending of GMark (as Lumpy has acknowledged).
- It also includes a bizarre forced march census that never happened
- It includes Harod's killing of the babies that didn't happen
- It includes the earthquake and blood red sky that no one bothered to record
- It includes a fake Davidian genealogies
- It also includes forged letters that were put under the name of Paul within the Bible
- Even with the vast historical RCC power, there are still about 5 major Christian Bible canons.
- and one Roman documented reference to Pilate, where he was recalled back to Rome as he was too brutal even for their tastes...not quite the patsy of the gospels.
 
Lumpenproletariat said:
And 2000 years ago there were no instant miracle scams that got published or popularized in only a few decades. People are/were not typically the brain-dead idiots your explanations presuppose.

Wow. Just ... wow. :picardfacepalm:
 
The Jesus miracle stories are best explained as accounts of real events rather than as fiction.

Most of the Christian writers neglected the miracles of Jesus even though they knew of them. This is a pattern outside the gospel accounts. Nevertheless, the writers knew of the miracle events and gave rare mention to them. The sayings are always given far more prominence, from the 1st century up to the present. Paul follows that pattern. It doesn't mean he was unaware of the miracle accounts.

I do that all the time when I'm journaling. "Ho-hum there might have been a miracle or two that defy reality, but holy shitt did you hear that kind and wise thing he said!?!? Imma write about his kind words because the miracles are so mundane they aren't really worth going on about."

It's so reasonable to expect people to do that! people do that all the time!

I mean look how much prominence christians gave the kind sayings of rescuers versus the miracle of the i-beam cross at the world trade center, yanno!?

Anyone seeing fit, please rewrite the above in an intelligible form worthy of a serious response.


Pretty much deflates good old Lumpenproletariat's argument of why the stories were written, they were written not because they were true but because they were intended to cause belief that Jesus is the Messiah.

But why did so many writers/editors/scribes want to cause a belief that Jesus is the Messiah? Why wasn't there a similar intention by other writers to cause belief that someone other than Jesus was the Messiah? (There were other would-be messiahs running around, weren't there?) Why did all these writers/editors/scribes unify in wanting to single out this one person as the Messiah? What made them all converge on this one person only for this "messiah" role?

Obviously the stories were written because the writers believed them, as did the scribes or editors who took the trouble to copy them and spread multiple copies. Which makes sense if the stories were true, but cannot be explained if they were not true.

If they were not true, then whatever caused them to be published should also have caused many other miracle fiction stories to be written and published, about various other mythic heroes or "messiah" characters, of which there were many but which were not believed because they were not credible. 99% of miracle stories were not true and so were not believed and so were not recorded for posterity like the Jesus miracle stories were

So they were published because they were credible and thus were believed enough to be taken seriously, and with the goal of spreading the "good news" to people, while other similar stories, about other would-be "messiahs" who were not credible, were not written, or were not copied, because the writers had reason to disbelieve them, or to dismiss them as not to be taken seriously.


Meanwhile, the following needs to be cleaned up by someone before meriting any serious response. Perhaps someone understanding the point could present it in a more coherent form:

John 20:30-32

30 Jesus performed many other signs in the presence of his disciples, which are not recorded in this book. 31 But these are written that you may believe that Jesus is the Messiah, the Son of God, and that by believing you may have life in his name.


It says so right frikken there^

So now I guess you have to prove that the miracles that weren't recorded happened, good luck.


John 20:30-32

It says so right frikken there

It also appears to run counter to his claim that the authors used 'sign' to mean a phenomenological event, not a theological one. The 'signs' that are recorded are expressly to show Jesus' connection to divinity..

Oh, wait. Nevermind.

In the KJV, it says "And many other signs truly did Jesus."

"Truly."

Self-Mutation made it clear that when Jesus said 'truly i tell you' that meant he was exaggerating and not intended to be taken literally.

So Jesus did NOT perform signs, at least according to an apologist's interpretation of the gospel. And SM was a true believer, not an agnostic, so he'd clearly have a more accurate interpretation, here.

Basically all the miracles are there to manifest belief not because they occurred, and if miracles actually occurred it seems by that admission they aren't in Bible.
Good Luck finding those unwritten miracles :)


Anyone seeing fit, please rewrite the above in an intelligible form worthy of a serious response.
 
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The differing interpretations of Jesus, i.e., contrary Christologies, are further evidence that the miracle acts really happened.

He says that there is no change in the text which alters any points of doctrine.

No, he doesn't. He says the vast majority of changes are minor and don't affect doctrine. But he also says there are changes which did.

Obviously they're not important, even trivial, or you'd give an example.


But more important than textual variants, is the development of the story, and the characteristics of Jesus, as the story develops from gospel to gospel. One example is the question of Jesus' divinity - I cite from Dr. Ehrman's blog:

http://ehrmanblog.org/jesus-as-god-in-the-synoptics-for-members/ said:
For Mark, Jesus was adopted to be God’s son at his baptism. Before that, he was a mere mortal. For Luke, Jesus was conceived by God and so was literally God’s son, from the point of his conception. (In Luke Jesus did not exist *prior* to that conception to the virgin – his conception is when he came into existence). For John, Jesus was a pre-existent divine being – the Word of God who was both with God and was God at the beginning of all things – who became a human. Here he is not born of a virgin and he is not adopted by God at the baptism (neither event is narrated in John – and could not be, given, John’s Christology).
I'd say that was a pretty major doctrinal point, and we can follow its evolution through the gospels. It's not necessarily the alterations to the texts that are so important, but the development from text to text of the Christology. And, while Nicaea was mostly a straight one-on-one between Arians and Athanasians, other Christologies still survived by that time, but were mostly either fringe groups or outside the Roman Empire, so didn't have a say in the debates between the larger groups.

They all agreed that Jesus had power which he used to perform the healing acts. Which is actually more important than all the "Christologies" they squabbled about.

And the ones he healed had "faith" but little interest in the Christology debates.

All of which further indicates that the miracle stories of Jesus are true. There was no reason for these religionists to all adopt Jesus as their deity, considering the large differences between them, unless there was something special about him that they all recognized as important.

What would that be, if not the power he demonstrated in the miracle acts? If those stories are fiction, then there's no explanation why all these squabbling religionists were attracted to him and wanted to make him their god. Rather, if he had no such power, i.e., nothing to make him special, then these theologians should have each gone their separate ways and invented their own separate savior/messiah/logos mythic heroes.
 
No, he doesn't. He says the vast majority of changes are minor and don't affect doctrine. But he also says there are changes which did.

Obviously they're not important, even trivial, or you'd give an example.


But more important than textual variants, is the development of the story, and the characteristics of Jesus, as the story develops from gospel to gospel. One example is the question of Jesus' divinity - I cite from Dr. Ehrman's blog:

http://ehrmanblog.org/jesus-as-god-in-the-synoptics-for-members/ said:
For Mark, Jesus was adopted to be God’s son at his baptism. Before that, he was a mere mortal. For Luke, Jesus was conceived by God and so was literally God’s son, from the point of his conception. (In Luke Jesus did not exist *prior* to that conception to the virgin – his conception is when he came into existence). For John, Jesus was a pre-existent divine being – the Word of God who was both with God and was God at the beginning of all things – who became a human. Here he is not born of a virgin and he is not adopted by God at the baptism (neither event is narrated in John – and could not be, given, John’s Christology).
I'd say that was a pretty major doctrinal point, and we can follow its evolution through the gospels. It's not necessarily the alterations to the texts that are so important, but the development from text to text of the Christology. And, while Nicaea was mostly a straight one-on-one between Arians and Athanasians, other Christologies still survived by that time, but were mostly either fringe groups or outside the Roman Empire, so didn't have a say in the debates between the larger groups.

They all agreed that Jesus had power which he used to perform the healing acts. Which is actually more important than all the "Christologies" they squabbled about.

And the ones he healed had "faith" but little interest in the Christology debates.

All of which further indicates that the miracle stories of Jesus are true. There was no reason for these religionists to all adopt Jesus as their deity, considering the large differences between them, unless there was something special about him that they all recognized as important.

What would that be, if not the power he demonstrated in the miracle acts? If those stories are fiction, then there's no explanation why all these squabbling religionists were attracted to him and wanted to make him their god. Rather, if he had no such power, i.e., nothing to make him special, then these theologians should have each gone their separate ways and invented their own separate savior/messiah/logos mythic heroes.

:beatdeadhorse:
 
Was Jesus only one of several mythic miracle folk-heroes? Who were the others? What's the evidence?

From the title of the below quote:

“Are we going to have to offer a reward to anyone who can turn up a Jesus-like miracle-worker competitor with Christ?”

This does seem to be your fantasy issue…

The fantasy is the claim that there were several reputed messiahs or god-hero figures running around, other than Jesus and just as noteworthy for doing miracles as he was. No one can give any serious examples of these other reported miracle-workers for whom there is any evidence.

Paul does virtually no narrative or biographical matter on Jesus. Most of the Christian writers neglected the miracles of Jesus even though they knew of them. This is a pattern outside the gospel accounts. Nevertheless, the writers knew of the miracle events and gave rare mention to them. The sayings are always given far more prominence, from the 1st century up to the present. Paul follows that pattern. It doesn't mean he was unaware of the miracle accounts.

So now you “know” what anonymous writers knew about 2,000 years ago, . . .

No, not anonymous. Known writers from around 100 AD and onward, over many centuries.

Like St. Augustine, who obviously knew of the Jesus miracle stories but says virtually nothing about them. Nothing in his famous work Confessions, while in his other lengthy work City of God he only mentions the "raising of Lazarus" without saying that this was a miracle act, obviously because he assumed the reader knew this.

Yet St. Augustine mentioned miracles and prophecies from the Hebrew Scriptures many times, and provided a long list of miracles he claimed to have personal knowledge of, so he was a strong believer in miracles and proofs of the Bible and of Christ's divinity, but without ever using the miracles of Jesus for proof.

The point of this is to answer the argument that Paul never mentions the miracles of Jesus, as if this somehow means he did not know of them. The truth is that ALL the Christian writers avoid mentioning the miracles of Jesus -- a few of them say absolutely nothing about them, and yet they obviously knew of these stories in the gospel accounts and believed them.

. . . even though they didn’t write about it . . .

But not 100% silence, for most of them. Like St. Augustine's casual reference to the "raising of Lazarus" and some other rare mentions. Most of the famous Christian writers, like Tertullian and Irenaeus and Cyprian and others do at some point finally mention the Jesus miracle acts, but one has to search for it.

Justin Martyr wrote a very long polemical treatise, Trypho, by far his lengthiest work, in which he mentions the miracles of Jesus once only, while in this same work he mentions the Hebrew prophecies and miracles many times, also the virgin birth constantly. His purpose was to prove that Jesus is the messiah or savior, but he relied on the prophecies and virtually anything but the miracles of Jesus to make his case.

So we know all the Christian writers knew of the miracles of Jesus, even though they almost never mentioned them.


Wow….tis funny. None’s citation of John 20:30-32 is telling.

Why can't you explain what you find important about this passage? The writer believed his account, or his claims about the Jesus miracles, and wanted others to know of it. Nothing in this particular text casts any doubt on the credibility.


Atheos addressed your drivel about 30 years being such a short period for stories of “miracles” to occur, with Joseph Smith’s miraculous healings of people.

The low number of sources for those makes them doubtful, plus it's not clear what the date is for those accounts.

Yeah, the number of JS miracle sources is as bad as your claimed 4 Jesus-miracle sources…

What we know for sure is that the JS stories all originated from his direct disciples. And all of them are copy-cat stories patterned on the Jesus miracles in the gospel accounts, which JS and all his disciples believed and which provided the basis for their new movement.

The JS miracle stories are mostly incoherent. Usually it's not clear what the "miracle" is other than some disciples being enraptured or maybe having a vision or a wondrous feeling. No one has seen fit to present any examples of them, or the few posted were embarrassingly silly.

If they were credible accounts, someone would provide a serious example, quoting the earliest source for it, instead of just giving links. The links provided give extremely lengthy passages in which the reader must search and search at length for the actual miracle story, because there is so much extraneous matter cluttering up most of the space.

However, in the few cases where a real miracle, such as a healing, is reported, the origin of the story is always one of Smith's direct disciples, and the one healed also is one of his direct disciples. While it's clear that the Jesus miracle healing acts were first reported by onlookers who told others, not by disciples of Jesus, and also it's clear that the ones healed were non-disciples. This is clear from reading the text of the story, just as it's clear from the original JS stories that the source of these were all direct disciples of the Prophet.

It's easy to explain miracle healing stories about a guru if those who report it and those healed are always direct disciples of the guru. It's clear that those persons were inspired by the guru's charisma and were ready to believe in his power and to imagine that a miracle took place. We see this commonly among gurus and preachers of all kinds.

Because of modern publishing it's easy to find modern miracle claims and cases of some contemporary testimonies, published in multiple sources etc., whereas 2000 years ago they would never have been published and the guru would have been forgotten with no trace in the existing record.

To seriously give an example of a case comparable to Jesus, you have to go back before modern printing/publishing to a healer or miracle-worker who was published in multiple accounts within 100 years after the miracle events allegedly happened.

Also, you need to give an example of a miracle-worker who was not obviously part of an already-established miracle tradition and whose miracle events are not copy-cat stories based on the earlier tradition. (The closest antecedent to the Jesus miracle healings is the three Elijah/Elisha healing stories from centuries earlier. But there were no later Elijah/Elisha healing cults or any practice of duplicating these miracles or healing in their name, and there's no attribution of the Jesus healing acts to these earlier prophets, nor any indication that there'd be any popular response to someone claiming to heal in the name of those prophets.)

If Joseph Smith is to be compared to the Jesus case, you should be able to find someone other than his direct disciples who published accounts, earlier than 1900 or so, attesting to his miracle acts. This would help to establish some credibility. If there are no such accounts, it indicates that there's probably nothing there to be taken seriously.

It starts to become more credible when writers not directly influenced by the guru know of the claims and take them seriously and publish their own version of what happened and present the miracles as fact, or as events which really happened.


the dates for the JS miracle claims is better nailed down than when your fables were written down.

Perhaps. They are also better nailed down than when the "fables" of Tacitus and Polybius and Josephus were written down. Most writings from 2000 years ago cannot be dated precisely. But that doesn't mean the events did not happen.

Why are you forced to use only a modern case to make your comparison to the Jesus miracle stories? Why is there no documented case of a miracle-worker prior to 1500 AD?


But even if those stories are true, it doesn't contradict anything about the miracles of Jesus being true. It's possible that Joseph Smith might have had some limited power to heal, but the more likely explanation would be the usual mythologizing that occurs with a preacher who is recognized as a public figure, plus his devotees imagine it was divine intervention when they recovered as they would have anyway.

But if there's good evidence that he performed healings, there's nothing wrong with that. There's no imperative to prove that no one ever performed any healings other than Jesus. There's a good case to be made that Rasputin the mad monk had the power to heal a child, without any medical training, and this is attested by the historical record and multiple witnesses, not just a story from one of his devotees.

So if someone can perform miracle healings, and not believe in Jesus, the tri-headed god, then such miracles are not necessarily signs of said god.

What "someone" are you talking about? Rasputin? All he could do was heal that one child, so he's not very important.

But the healing acts of Jesus, being so many, and including even acts of raising the dead back to life, are "signs" of a life-giving power he possessed, which is important. What credible evidence is there of anyone else having such power? There doesn't seem to be any other case comparable to this. But "if someone can perform" the same acts or show equivalent power to that which Jesus demonstrated, then perhaps that would mean that we have a SECOND superhuman savior figure who could offer us eternal life. Is there another such person? Who?


This really doesn’t do your argument much good at all.

I'm sure your "tri-headed god" argument does far better and will win far more converts to your flock of devotees.


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The fantasy is the claim that there were several reputed messiahs or god-hero figures running around, other than Jesus and just as noteworthy for doing miracles as he was. No one can give any serious examples of these other reported miracle-workers for whom there is any evidence.
Great, then argue with someone who has engaged you on your fantasy, I haven’t.


Paul does virtually no narrative or biographical matter on Jesus. Most of the Christian writers neglected the miracles of Jesus even though they knew of them. This is a pattern outside the gospel accounts. Nevertheless, the writers knew of the miracle events and gave rare mention to them. The sayings are always given far more prominence, from the 1st century up to the present. Paul follows that pattern. It doesn't mean he was unaware of the miracle accounts.

So now you “know” what anonymous writers knew about 2,000 years ago, . . .

No, not anonymous. Known writers from around 100 AD and onward, over many centuries.

Like St. Augustine…<old dead horse thrice beaten>
Yes, anonymous. The issue and point was about who wrote/authored the Gospels, not what someone said about what they knew 3rd or 5th hand or from what they read a century after said events.


Wow….tis funny. None’s citation of John 20:30-32 is telling.

Why can't you explain what you find important about this passage? The writer believed his account, or his claims about the Jesus miracles, and wanted others to know of it. Nothing in this particular text casts any doubt on the credibility.
It wasn’t really central to my points. And since this is 1.5 years old, I’ll let you work on the context if it is important to you…


Atheos addressed your drivel about 30 years being such a short period for stories of “miracles” to occur, with Joseph Smith’s miraculous healings of people.

The low number of sources for those makes them doubtful, plus it's not clear what the date is for those accounts.

Yeah, the number of JS miracle sources is as bad as your claimed 4 Jesus-miracle sources…

What we know for sure is that the JS stories all originated from his direct disciples. And all of them are copy-cat stories patterned on the Jesus miracles in the gospel accounts, which JS and all his disciples believed and which provided the basis for their new movement.

The JS miracle stories are mostly incoherent. Usually it's not clear what the "miracle" is other than some disciples being enraptured or maybe having a vision or a wondrous feeling. No one has seen fit to present any examples of them, or the few posted were embarrassingly silly.

If they were credible accounts, someone would provide a serious example, quoting the earliest source for it, instead of just giving links. The links provided give extremely lengthy passages in which the reader must search and search at length for the actual miracle story, because there is so much extraneous matter cluttering up most of the space. <useless wall of texts>
I see you are going back to your invisible Mythological Heroes Official Requirements Checklist (MHORC). Is it ever going to be published? As far as Joseph Smith goes, you have been given everything you have asked for, and more. A couple links to where your bable has already been thoroughly debunked:
http://talkfreethought.org/showthre...istianity&p=277208&highlight=Smith#post277208
http://talkfreethought.org/showthre...t-Christianity&p=250817&viewfull=1#post250817


the dates for the JS miracle claims is better nailed down than when your fables were written down.

Perhaps. They are also better nailed down than when the "fables" of Tacitus and Polybius and Josephus were written down. Most writings from 2000 years ago cannot be dated precisely. But that doesn't mean the events did not happen.

Why are you forced to use only a modern case to make your comparison to the Jesus miracle stories? Why is there no documented case of a miracle-worker prior to 1500 AD?
Again, your MHORC hobby horse, not mine…


But even if those stories are true, it doesn't contradict anything about the miracles of Jesus being true. It's possible that Joseph Smith might have had some limited power to heal, but the more likely explanation would be the usual mythologizing that occurs with a preacher who is recognized as a public figure, plus his devotees imagine it was divine intervention when they recovered as they would have anyway.

But if there's good evidence that he performed healings, there's nothing wrong with that. There's no imperative to prove that no one ever performed any healings other than Jesus. There's a good case to be made that Rasputin the mad monk had the power to heal a child, without any medical training, and this is attested by the historical record and multiple witnesses, not just a story from one of his devotees.

So if someone can perform miracle healings, and not believe in Jesus, the tri-headed god, then such miracles are not necessarily signs of said god.

What "someone" are you talking about? Rasputin? All he could do was heal that one child, so he's not very important.

But the healing acts of Jesus, being so many, and including even acts of raising the dead back to life, are "signs" of a life-giving power he possessed, which is important. What credible evidence is there of anyone else having such power? There doesn't seem to be any other case comparable to this. But "if someone can perform" the same acts or show equivalent power to that which Jesus demonstrated, then perhaps that would mean that we have a SECOND superhuman savior figure who could offer us eternal life. Is there another such person? Who?
Well, you certainly aren’t Horton. Who? Remember Joseph Fucking Smith? Yeah, not a photo copy Jesus, but then again I don’t have a copy of this mysterious MHORC that you seem to pull your BS from. And you haven’t established that there is “credible evidence” for your magic Jew’s being the FIRST superhuman. Nor have you provided “credible evidence” that your magic Jew provides eternal life.

Per your Gospels, your magic Jew also believe the Torah was factual and true, which puts this purported magic Jew on similar grounds as JS and his silly golden tablets and fake American history.
 
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"Jesus demonstrated, then perhaps that would mean that we have a SECOND superhuman savior figure who could offer us eternal life. Is there another such person? Who?"

From ancient mythologies, Osiris, Tammuz, Adonis, Attus, and many others of the type. Soter Gods. Jesus is simply an old concept grafted onto a dead messiah, who was promoted to soter god status by disappointed followers. He was supposed to come back to earth some 1900 years ago and we are still waiting. The biggest failing of Christianity.
 
Was Jesus only one of several mythic miracle folk-heroes? Who were the others? What's the evidence?

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One of the things I’ve noticed in your attempted apologetics, is you seem to like to say to the effect “see these 15 random pieces of my 1,000 piece puzzle are uber unique and that is what makes it special”. The problem is that the other <fill in the blank god-religion> has a different set of 15 random pieces, which could also be relatively unique. Having some uniqueness, does not make it more real.

They are not "random pieces" -- for example, having multiple sources. Most of the miracle stories we have are from one source only. It makes a difference that in the case of Jesus there are at least four sources. This is not a "random piece."

The 4 sources is your faith, not fact.

No, this is just the fact of the four documents, which scholars or experts say exist. The only "faith" is just to believe what all the historians and scholars and archaeologists tell us.


The evidence for your claim is exceedingly weak.

You mean the claim of all the experts on history and the ancient documents. Most of us have never even seen these documents. Those experts are the ones who have the evidence and make the claims. I've never seen any scroll from Plato or Josephus or others. I have no evidence of any of this. So you're saying we should reject any claim about anything that happened in the past, because it's all based on weak evidence, or NO evidence, but only on what some supposed experts say happened or on documents they claim is evidence.

ALL evidence for past events, for history, is this kind of "weak" evidence. Just some writers saying it happened, or some scholars saying this document or scroll was written back then, and we just trust them that the document exists or that it was written back then rather than by some charlatan today.

But most of us believe that the history did happen, in accordance with the known evidence, which you say is "exceedingly weak," but generally we believe that the historical events did happen because this "exceedingly weak" evidence -- the documents, in which writers said something happened -- is the best we have to go on.

The gospel accounts are the same kind of evidence we have for most of our mainline history.


The synoptic gospels could just as easily be sourced from one pile of BS, branched into 3 piles of BS.

That is what they are, and the original "pile of BS" is simply the actual events which happened at around 30 AD, and then all the reports from it ended up in our current gospel accounts. And no doubt other accounts also, other relevant "piles of BS" which got lost.

These gospel accounts are like the sources we have for any other events of history. You can always speculate that any source we have is not what it purports to be, that it came from an earlier "pile of BS" and so on. That could be said of any historical document whatever. You could dismiss all historical accounts based on such speculation. We can't really prove where the original accounts came from. ANY source for history is "faith, not fact" and cannot be verified except from other unverifiable sources.


John has no more credibility than the Gospel of Thomas, other than to the faithful.

It has the same "credibility" as any other document from the period. All the writings, from any writer, have credibility problems.


Also, that the accounts are dated within 50 years or even 30 years later makes them more credible. Stories about Hercules or Perseus or Asclepius etc. are cases where the date of the accounts is several centuries (even 1000 years) after the existence of the healing god or miracle hero figure (assuming that person actually existed earlier in history).

You have spent countless words trying to make the miracles important. Now you have let other people, who don’t cleave to the Jesus-demigod, have miracle powers.

There were probably some others who had similar power, but very limited by comparison.

There is real evidence that Rasputin the mad monk had power to heal one child. Maybe there are some others too, but for virtually all the cases of miracle stories there is no evidence to be taken seriously. For our familiar healing gurus the only evidence are anecdotes from their direct disciples, and virtually all these are copy-cat stories based on the Jesus miracles in the gospel accounts.


So I can thank you for removing this random god “requirement”.

You're using the word "requirement" too much, without any meaning to it.

For a miracle hero who got mythologized, the pattern is always that the original historical person was someone famous, a popular celebrity figure with a distinguished career, and there is usually a time span before the first reports of the events, to allow time for the myth elements to become added to the original story of the legendary figure. For the pagan gods, e.g., this was several centuries. So these are "requirements" in the mythologizing process.

If the miracle story is obviously a product of mythologizing over many centuries, then it's reasonable to assume it did not happen. It's reasonable to expect a miracle claim, if true, to take a form showing clearly that it's not the usual case of myth-building which happens according to a pattern. We can recognize this pattern. It usually begins with a popular hero figure, a famous celebrity, and over an extended time the original facts get distorted or exaggerated so that he becomes a superhuman figure.

When a miracle story does NOT fit this pattern, it has more credibility. So the "requirement" for the miracle claim to be true rather than fiction is that the story does not fit into the usual mythologizing pattern which we can recognize in virtually all the miracle legends. There's nothing arbitrary about having a "list of requirements" in this sense to test a miracle claim and judge its credibility.


BTW, you still have yet to explain why/how you got a hold of the Mythological Heroes Official Requirements Checklist?

Just use a little common sense. Look at all the examples of myth heroes and ask what they all have in common.

(OK, I'll come clean -- The list was revealed to me by the Prophet Moroni on some gold tablets which only I am able to translate. So you'll have to accept my list on faith.)


Also, that the pubic career of Jesus was less than 3 years makes it much more difficult, or virtually impossible, that the miracle stories could be a product of mythologizing.

The 3 year thingy is also part of your faith, not fact.

It is generally agreed that the time span was this short. There's a minority who try to extend it some. But even if the time was more like 5-10 years, it is still too short in order to fit the usual pattern of mythologizing of a popular hero. You cannot name any legendary miracle figure which originated from an historical person whose public career was as short as 10 years.

Under "Jesus" (p. 380) The Perennial Dictionary of World Religions says:

The duration of his public activity is not known; it was probably longer than the six weeks which Albert Schweitzer suggested and shorter than the traditional three years.

The "six weeks" is probably from Schweitzer's Quest for . . ., though I couldn't find it -- it's probably there somewhere. I assume Schweitzer had good reason for fixing the time period this short.

You can call it "faith" to believe that his public career was short, but that only means that virtually ALL our beliefs about anything in history is based on "faith, not fact." This is based on the conclusions of the generally-recognized experts.


And even 3 years is plenty of time, unless you can show where this restriction appears in the Mythological Heroes Official Requirements Checklist?

Name any example of a known myth hero figure based on a real historical person whose career was less than 10 years. If there are no examples, then we can reasonably assume that a long public career is one of the factors ("requirements") necessary in order for someone to become mythologized into a myth/legend hero figure. When the pattern which applies in all cases is broken in one case only, we need an explanation.

And it is easy to recognize how the long career contributes to the mythologizing. It takes a long time for the hero figure to become popularized and to become an object of gossip. Of course in modern times this time span could be much shorter.


So I'm asking for examples of other miracle workers for whom we have multiple sources which are close to the events reported. And a case that cannot so easily be explained as due to mythologizing, such as with a guru who had a long career teaching for decades.

Nah, I’ll let you go first. Please provide actual evidence for such an example.

You're saying Jesus is not such a case. But then you have to claim that the gospel accounts and the Paul epistles were really written in the 2nd century. Or that the real historical Jesus person actually was from 50 BC or earlier. And/or that he had a long career of 40 or 50 years. Etc.

All this is possible, i.e., conceivable, but highly unlikely. It's reasonable to assume that the facts from the experts are correct. It's possible that everything in the history books is false. But if we believe the general accounts available, as we do for all other historical events, then this means Jesus lived around 30 AD and had a short career and that the accounts of him are from 30-70 years after the alleged events.

And so he is such a case of a myth-hero figure who had a short career, less than 5 years, and about whom the accounts were written within 30-70 years of when the miracle events allegedly happened. So there is this one case only, and no others. And all these factors usually explain how an historical figure got mythologized into a fictional superhuman figure, and yet the Jesus case only does not fit this pattern and so cannot be explained as a product of mythologizing.


Jesus purportedly does a few parlor tricks which claims to heal people, and those need to be believed, because nobody could make up that shit in a span of decades.

They could "make up" the stories in a short time span, but not resulting in many believers being recruited and written accounts being published and copied.


You do realize that to this day, we still have charlatan preachers claiming to heal people, like Benny Hinn? Even in the 21st century, there are people gullible enough to slurp such shit up.

Yes, but most people -- the vast majority -- don't believe it, and we all know the "misses" outnumber the "hits." And the 1st-century people also did not believe it and knew there were more "misses" that were not reported. Most miracle stories are not credible and are not believed.


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