LATE AFTERNOON UPDATE
If you been following the results closely, you probably have already torn the eyeballs out of your sockets and can't read this. I don't have a podcast, so you are out of luck.
For the others...
In general, Biden hasn't said much today and President Trump been the epitome of grace under pressure.
Pennsylvania - A strike among ballot counters has led to the replacement with daycare children. This has substantially slowed the counting down because most of the toddlers can't count higher than ten! Trump's lead which was, I don't remember anymore this morning, has whittled down to just under 100,000 votes... or smaller than the number of people that will be confirmed as to having COVID-19 today... of which the GOP assures us is a number of no consequence, so Trump is effectively already losing Pennsylvania, then.
Georgia - Covid-19 related budgeting shortages had restricted Georgia to only having ballot counters for two days, including Election Day. The ballots now, sit alone in a room, and the GOP in Georgia are hoping for a free market solution to develop to help count the remainder of the vote. Biden's deficit is under 13,000.
Nevada - Delays in Nevada's count stem apparently from half the ballots being lost in Vegas, after being bet on red. Canvassing board workers needed to spend most of the day (Wednesday) and part of this morning (Thursday) winning them back.
Arizona - Everything is going smoothly there. Lots of armed men wearing Trump gear went to volunteer services and provide free meals to workers in thanks for their hard effort to ensure our democracy continues into the future. Biden leads by over 60,000 votes, which sounds like a pretty big number. I mean when was the last time you ever heard of 60,000 of something and you thought, "That's it?!". So Biden has that wrapped up.
Alaska - Climate change has really messed up Alaska and all the sled dogs pulling sleighs of ballots are stuck in thawed permafrost. Alaska doesn't think they'll have results until winter comes and freezes the ground.