A day without stupid?

[Jimmy Higgins]

To be an Onion, or just Orange Yugely Fucking Stupid?

But they (cops shooting a black guy in the back 7 times) choke, just like in a golf tournament, they miss a 3-foot putt.

Here is a longer portion of it.

"They can do 10,000 great acts, which is what they do, and one bad apple – or a choker, you know, a choker, they choke – shooting the guy in the back many times," Trump told host Laura Ingraham.

"I mean, couldn't you have done something different? Couldn't you have wrestled him?" Trump asked, wondering how the tragedy could have been avoided. "You know, I mean, in the meantime he might have been going for a weapon and, you know, there's a whole big thing there."
"But they choke, just like in a golf tournament, they miss a 3-foot putt," Trump said as Ingraham, one his staunchest supporters in the news media, cut him off.

"You're not comparing it to golf, because that's what the media would say," Ingraham said.

That's what the media would say because that is what he fucking said!

I remember back in the hazy days of 2016, when we thought that just putting Trump's own words out there would get Clinton the victory.

"They can do 10,000 great acts, which is what they do, and one bad apple – or a choker, you know, a choker, they choke – shooting the guy in the back many times." would have been one of those quotes.

I suppose, when volunteer officer Robert Bates accidentally shot Eric Harris, you could consider that "choking"?

 

[ZiprHead]

This is their best example of Biden being incoherent and unqualified???

[TWEET]<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This is why the Biden campaign doesn’t want him to leave his basement — this guy isn’t playing with a full deck and it is so irresponsible that the media covers this up... <a href="https://t.co/HJ2dJI3jpx">pic.twitter.com/HJ2dJI3jpx</a></p>— Eric Trump (@EricTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/EricTrump/status/1300604790838362112?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 1, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>[/TWEET]

And the media is covering it up? You got the video from fake news CNN, you incredible tool.

 

[James Brown]

I have to admit, I don't understand what Biden is saying. "Covid has taken more lives this year than any year for the past 100 years."

But if not being able to make a coherent statement extemporaneously means you're not qualified to be President, I have bad news for Republicans.

 

[funinspace]

Here is a longer portion of it.

"They can do 10,000 great acts, which is what they do, and one bad apple – or a choker, you know, a choker, they choke – shooting the guy in the back many times," Trump told host Laura Ingraham.

"I mean, couldn't you have done something different? Couldn't you have wrestled him?" Trump asked, wondering how the tragedy could have been avoided. "You know, I mean, in the meantime he might have been going for a weapon and, you know, there's a whole big thing there."
"But they choke, just like in a golf tournament, they miss a 3-foot putt," Trump said as Ingraham, one his staunchest supporters in the news media, cut him off.

"You're not comparing it to golf, because that's what the media would say," Ingraham said.

That's what the media would say because that is what he fucking said!

And to think that Ingraham had more common sense than Clownstick, and worked to make sure the insane sound bite would at least be more explainable...

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I have to admit, I don't understand what Biden is saying. "Covid has taken more lives this year than any year for the past 100 years."

What he has mangled, from just watching it, is that COVID-19 has taken more lives than any other coronavirus since the 1918 Pandemic.

But if not being able to make a coherent statement extemporaneously means you're not qualified to be President, I have bad news for Republicans.

Or was it the 1917 epidemic that ended WWII.

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrc0-X1SpYQ[/YOUTUBE]

 

[funinspace]

The Outer Limits of the Far Side

I have to admit, I don't understand what Biden is saying. "Covid has taken more lives this year than any year for the past 100 years."

What he has mangled, from just watching it, is that COVID-19 has taken more lives than any other coronavirus since the 1918 Pandemic.

But if not being able to make a coherent statement extemporaneously means you're not qualified to be President, I have bad news for Republicans.

Or was it the 1917 epidemic that ended WWII.

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrc0-X1SpYQ[/YOUTUBE]

No, it was when the Continental Army took over the airports that ended WWII

 

[crazyfingers]

I have to admit, I don't understand what Biden is saying. "Covid has taken more lives this year than any year for the past 100 years."

What he has mangled, from just watching it, is that COVID-19 has taken more lives than any other coronavirus since the 1918 Pandemic.

Point out that in 6 months C19 has killed over three times the number of Americans than were killed in almost 9 years in the Vietnam war.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I have to admit, I don't understand what Biden is saying. "Covid has taken more lives this year than any year for the past 100 years."

What he has mangled, from just watching it, is that COVID-19 has taken more lives than any other coronavirus since the 1918 Pandemic.

Point out that in 6 months C19 has killed over three times the number of Americans than were killed in almost 9 years in the Vietnam war.

That was a terrible loss... wouldn't have happened in my administration. No way the Viet-KANG would have been allowed to break through that Chinese Wall. We would have won the battle at Tienanmen Square. But my bone spurs disqualified me from being a General.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Trump on the shooting of Jacob Blake.

It’s a complicated subject, to be honest with you. But I feel terribly for anybody who has to go through – and I didn’t get to speak to the mother, I hear she’s a fine woman. I hear from the pastor, a really fine woman. But you can see when I spoke with the pastors – I see exactly what it is and they understand where I am.

Yes, it is awful when Jacob Blake choked in not listening to the officers... and then the officers choked when they were a 3-ft shot away from peacefully apprehending Blake, but ended up putting (that's a double pun thanks to the English language?) 7 bullets in the guy's back. But Jacob Blake's Mother's Pastor understands where Trump is.

Remember folks... Biden is too senile to be President.

 

[Patooka]

Trump on the shooting of Jacob Blake.

It’s a complicated subject, to be honest with you. But I feel terribly for anybody who has to go through – and I didn’t get to speak to the mother, I hear she’s a fine woman. I hear from the pastor, a really fine woman. But you can see when I spoke with the pastors – I see exactly what it is and they understand where I am.

Yes, it is awful when Jacob Blake choked in not listening to the officers... and then the officers choked when they were a 3-ft shot away from peacefully apprehending Blake, but ended up putting (that's a double pun thanks to the English language?) 7 bullets in the guy's back. But Jacob Blake's Mother's Pastor understands where Trump is.

Remember folks... Biden is too senile to be President.

About that pastor Trump spoke to...and you fucking knew this was going to happen:

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgSvKfJAnyI&feature=youtu.be[/youtube]

Yeah, Trump spoke to a religous leader on his own volition.

 

[ZiprHead]

[TWEET]<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The owner of an old Kenosha camera shop refused to pose with Trump, saying Trump was using him and his shop for political gain. So Trump had the former owner of the shop pretend to be the current owner for a photo op. <a href="https://t.co/VYm8ij2tfL">https://t.co/VYm8ij2tfL</a></p>— Laura Bassett (@LEBassett) <a href="https://twitter.com/LEBassett/status/1301001383450206208?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 2, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>[/TWEET]

 

[Rhea]

Trump is so lazy. How hard would it really be to find an actual supporter? He can’t even be bothered to do truth. He’s too lazy for truth.
He’s pathetic.

And the GOP that supports him is pathetic to lick his boots while they watch him do that.

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

[TWEET]https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1303028228089622529[/TWEET]

Jebus! Trump... how the fuck are we still in this situation?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Ridiculously stupid or are they just trolling? One of Trump's micro airport rallies blaring Creedence Clearwater Revival's 'Fortunate Son'.

I'm leaning towards very stupid.

[YOUTUBE]https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1304195354372562947[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

America will prevail over the China virus. As Franklin Delano Roosevelt said 'the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.' That's it. We're doing well.

Forgive me for the Daily Mail link. Fastest place to find the quote.

We're going well. 200,000 just over the horizon. I'd hate to see poorly!

 

[ideologyhunter]

One of Trump's micro airport rallies blaring Creedence Clearwater Revival's 'Fortunate Son'.

Not "I Put a Spell on You"?

 

[ZiprHead]

"Michigan gave us motangs." - Donald Trump, Saginaw Michigan, 9-9-2020

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

An exhausted Trump during an event for 9/11 recalled "...seeing those groups of illegal Ukrainians dancing around, illegally voting right after the tower attack, in the suburbs of northern New Jersey."

Okay, this isn't true. He hasn't said this... yet.

 

[KeepTalking]

"Michigan gave us motangs." - Donald Trump, Saginaw Michigan, 9-9-2020

Was he about to say "Motown", but decided it was too black, so he switched to "Mustangs" mid-word, because every white guy with a mid-life crisis thinks they need to buy a Mustang?