Alex Jones did WHAaaAAAaattT????

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Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’

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theonion.com

Fact check: Mostly True

The Onion wins Alex Jones' Infowars in bankruptcy auction

The satirical newspaper plans to shutter Jones’ InfoWars and rebuild the website featuring well-known internet humor writers and content creators, according to a person with knowledge of the sale.

www.nbcnews.com

They REALLY should make the transition as invisible as possible. Keep up the Alex Jones departure from reality, and make it more and more extreme. Drag the morons out to the right field fences. Finally, come out with it;

ALIEN BRAINWORMS FROM SANDY HOOK INFECT TRUMP BRAIN!!

 

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“The Onion is proud to acquire Infowars, and we look forward to continuing its storied tradition of scaring the site’s users with lies until they fork over their cold, hard cash,” said The Onion CEO Ben Collins. “Or Bitcoin. We will also accept Bitcoin.”

 

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we look forward to continuing its storied tradition

I do SO hope that’s the plan.