Jimmy Higgins
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Teabagger guide to mass shootings:
Left-wing guide to mass shootings:
I have grown so sick of reading about mass shootings. There have been many, for many reasons, with many types of victims. More families ripped apart. The good news, with this being a country music festival, the chances of Trump fucking up a verbal response to this event is something like 5-1, which is really long odds for him.article said:A gunman opened fire at country music concert in Las Vegas on Sunday night, killing at least 50 people and wounding more than 200 others in the deadliest shooting in modern U.S. history. The suspect, 64-year-old Stephen Paddock, was shot and killed by police.
Teabagger guide to mass shootings:
- Head to Matt Drudge website to try and get first peak at identity of shooter
- If Shooter is Muslim, blame Islam
- If Shooter is Black, blame blacks and reference "law and order", mention Chicago a few times too
- If an immigrant, go to town about DACA
- If white male, check to see if it is a liberal
- If a liberal, mock liberals
- If just a white male... mention that the true victim here is the 2nd Amendment and make a passing comment about how "we don't deal with mental health issues well in this nation"
Left-wing guide to mass shootings:
- *sigh*
- Go online to find out identity of shooter
- Hope it is anything but what'll blow the shit out of the right-wing's bunholes.
- *sigh* Understand that bringing up gun control is futile, especially after Sandy Hook