Jimmy Higgins
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- Jan 31, 2001
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Passenger: Should it be creaking and moaning like that?
Owner: No, we should contact the home office with the emergency phone.
Passenger: *Picks up phone*
Phone: Thanks for choosing OceanGate, your gateway to the abyss. All of our customer service representatives are unavailable. Your emergency is important to us, please hold for our next available representative.
*hits owner in head with phone*
Owner: No, we should contact the home office with the emergency phone.
Passenger: *Picks up phone*
Phone: Thanks for choosing OceanGate, your gateway to the abyss. All of our customer service representatives are unavailable. Your emergency is important to us, please hold for our next available representative.
*hits owner in head with phone*